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[wholesome-animal-images]

[jay72664]

Quoth the raven ‘I want more’.

[horse-guillotine]

me, at my grown adult job, shaking: this is just like five nights at freddys

[patronsaint-ofthedenial]

He looks like he's about to ask if you have a crush on anyone

[horse-guillotine]

soda is so deceptive because it doesn't have that much caffeine but also yes it does

[horse-guillotine]

why is the popemobile square? he should be in a bubble a la glinda the good witch. and he should get a wand too. and the dress. screw this post forcefem the pope

[goldswords]

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[paper-lilypie]

homecoming lautski for the soul

[plausible-possible-perhaps]

Rewatched Nerdy Prudes Must Die, and I always thought it would be funny if Grace could temporarily summon Max from Hell to help aid in her dirty work.

[persianmom]

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

[redstonedust]

kinda love people with highly customized fandom cars. in my local area ive seen cars themed around pikachu, wednesday addams and halrey quinn, (and my roommate swears shes seen a spyro one.) those people are living their fullest life and i cannot deny their passion. if youre gonna drive you might as well be fun about it.

[the-muppet-joker]

I want to come out as a Lin Manuel Miranda kin but my ex moirail (homestuck term for QPR) was a Hamilton kin and we parted on bad terms (I tried to shoot him) and it kind of got awkward but also its pride month and I should be allowed to? Be? Myself? Unapologetically? So anyway. Yeah...

[cuppydogshane]

i blew up the journal factory. tell me everything

[thepoisonjackal]

Cuddling into bed with new oc scenerio to imagine before bed is like when your favorite youtuber posts a new hour long video for you to eat dinner with. Good feeling the both of them

[horse-guillotine]

*obama voice* uhh let me smoke beer

[cr0wqui11]

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

[n1pp]

quit brainrot. unfollow trolls. read essays. go down rabbit holes. have a calendar. maintain a todo list. read old books. watch old movies. turn on dnd. walk with intent. eat without youtube. chew more. train without music. plan for 15 mins. execute. organise your desk. take something seriously. read ancient scripts. act fast. find bread. eat clean. journal. save a life. learn to code. read poetry. create art. stay composed. refine your speech. optimise for efficiency. act sincere. help people. be kind. stop doing things that waste your time. follow your intuition. craft reputation. learn persuasion. systemise your day (or don't). write. write. write. write more. iterate violently. leave your phone at home. walk to the grocery store. talk to strangers. feed the dogs. visit bookstores. look for 1800s novels. experience art. then love. sit with a monk and offer them lunch. don't talk shit about people. embody virtue. sit alone. do something with your life. what do you want to create? turn off your mind. play. play a sport. combat sports. notice fonts in trees. fall in love. notice patterns on a table. visualise it. talk to people with respect. don't hate. be loving. be real. become yourself. cherrypick your qualities. discard the useless. rejections aren't permanent. invite what aligns. accept what does not. read great people. be different. choose different. do great work. let it consume you. lose your mind. value your time. experience life.