[fagsex]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Im at your girls apartment stealthkilling her dog

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[inkandguns]

[horseweapons]

Stupid fucking drawing dump

[doctorsex69]

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

[cali]

dont joke about michael prank cuz my mom got crushed by a falling michael prank

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[thirdpunch]

“Go to SlotsLights.com. Win real money” - Pearl (2022) dir. Ti West

[horseweapons]

My upstairs neighbors keep smoking nasty stanky pot on the balcony so it wafts into my bedroom window. Get a vape like a normal person and stop acting like a pervert.

[horseweapons]

I wish gotham had five more seasons and I wish it was absolute ridiculous horrible dogshit.

[unusual]

[angelicguy]

dispensary worker: yeah man sorry we dont take card here... its cash only, and i dont think theres a bank called "Dillywigs"

british childrens author from 1945 who lived through world war 2: A bit of silliness never hurt anyone.. I find it makes the world far brigher than it was before. *starts walking away with the eighth*

[deepseasmetro]

my great pee paw twigglesnort god rest his beautiful soul he died fighgting in the great vietgnome war stepping on a deliviish Sugarstick Trap that just destroyed his tiny body may his legacy live on 🙏

[deepseasmetro]

[princessmo]

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

[feldfrog]

It makes sense that dog organs can’t be used inside people, because their organs are weird and no good. But in my opinion, our organs should work inside them, because our kidneys and livers and stuff are straight up normal as hell and good