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dinsintegration

boarcriminal-deactivated2018052

theweirdwideweb

mayothompson

We’re all just ex-emo kids tryin to make it in this post-emo world

weloveshortvideos

thelesseroftwo

Is Russia even real

numinous-queer

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

sciuridyke

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

#steve the bear #nice

cursedimages

Three is a Crowd.

browsedankmemes

fuckoffstraightpeople-blog

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal

algrenion

#’should we do something about the americans’ #’nah’

macbethoff

Its ya boy Guzma

#guzma

inoffizielles-deutschland

american: *decrusts their toast*

german cackles in the distance. a Krustenbrot™ is being cut with the help of a saw and several strong men. infinite chewing and jaw breaking begins. the crunch can be heard over miles, people flinch. it is Abendbrotzeit.

toadpeee

“Your art isn’t valued by the number of notes you get” okay but. If you spent 6 hours baking a cake for a party, but no one at the party eats your cake, it’s still disappointing.