God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?
This is exactly what he was talking about when he said he looks like he sat in a bare room for 20 years eating nothing but saltines and then immediately walked onstage to do his sets, that he doesn’t look like he used to do anything
LEGIT


















