@ice-cream-kitten @ice-cream-floret
(Ooc: I forget who else wanted to come, please ping them?)
Capsica finishes the last of the safety and supply checks of her ship, cuddling her two florets the whole time. She sets the pair down gently on the bridge/dining room/observation bay, and gets on the ship-wide intercom.
“All passengers this is your Captain Doctor Affini speaking. We will be departing the Zealand in one minute for our Solar Tour and Vacation to scenic Terra. We will be waving goodbye to the Zealand before warp here on the Bridge, and cake and Ice Cream will be served at our first destination: Exoplanet Construction Zone 437, future location of the yet-unnamed Ice Cream Dwarf Planet.”
*runs up to the window facing the zealand and waves to the zealand and giggles at one of the capture vines waving back*
byebye zee we're gonna like be back soon!!!!!
and and and i'm gonna like bring lots and lots of ice cream!!!!!!!!
*turns around, looking at @ice-cream-kitten, @aurum-dawn-second-floret, @clovertherebel and the doctor*
um um um um um i like um made friends with like zee! zee is a nickname that i get to use for the zealand!!!
i like um um um um um um um like got zee a graft and and and and and and and and and zee has like been eating ice cream with me!!!!!!!!
also also also also also also also also also also also also also also wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ice cream planet!!!!!!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
also also also also also also also also also also also we like totally gotta like stop at like any like little refuelling stations on the way and and and and and like try their ice cream!!!!!!
also also also also also also also also also also also also also also is the ice cream planet like um um um um um um um in the like same system like with the like um um um um um um um ice cream star that i like got to name? like um um um um um um um the like vanilla ice cream star?
[cuddles onto you while you speak to mama capsica]
I’m so excited to see Terra…I heard about how it was so different now that the pretty ‘finni made it better…
[licks your hair and nuzzles warmly into your back]
What do you want to do when we get there first?? I wonder if there’s any florets we know who live there…
Terra has LOTS of big trees you can climb, with birds and squirrels and monkeys living in them .
Hey uh, Dr. Pepper. What’s a,,, what’s a squirrel?
Brie you don't know about squirrels?!?! Okay, so they're like fuzzy and small, like half as small as a cat but also as fluffy if not more. And they have a big fluffy tail aswell that they like to partially curl up so it looks like they have a question mark tail. And they also eat nuts and acorns and store them in trees for winter. And they also make cute little noises and are overall pretty cute. Not as cute as you though! Hehehehe :3
(Avure hugs Brie)
Squirrels are also bastards that can and will take & break your shit.
I strung one up to send a message to the others once. They stopped bothering me for a while, so now the squirrel gallows are a quad-monthly tradition.
Well maybe you should've tried feeding them. Then you wouldn't have to be a meanie.
-Avure, jester floret
They don't deserve my tomatoes after what they have done.
Well then give them some nuts instead.
-Avure, jester floret
No. They'll just come back wanting more.
If I threaten them, make it known my woods are not a safe place for them, eventually they will leave.
You're just being mean :(
-Avure, jester floret
If you think thats me being mean, you haven't seen nothing yet.
Puppy, play nice with the others or you’ll have to go to Class Y timeout.
Who in the fuck are you calling a pup, spicebag?
Oh-oh wait no, no I get it now. you've misinterpreted what had happened long before.
So y'see, I found one of your junky tablets abandoned in some sort of docking apparatus to turn it into a desktop. The account I have been using was already signed in to begin with, which I can only assume was from Bee since she has the object permenance of a bag of flour and it was near where she was supposedly hiding.
And then for some unknown reason, that little dimention hopper whom I'll call Specimen-C for the time being, was logged into it too.
In summary, I'm not a dog. The other two are, however.
I don't identify with any animal on any sort of level. Alive, dead, fictional, or otherwise.
I apologize for mis-speciesing you but the point stands you need to be nicer to your fellow sophonts.













