Why?

[fuckleyydiaz]

[avocad0ess]

I wonder who I would be today if I didn’t develop an obsession with fanficion when I was 11

[street-of-mercy]

[martindykewood]

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

[onelonelystory]

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

[highladyofterrasen7]

[sock-ness-monster]

Everybody shut the HECK up and look at this

S H O R K

[thedeepsharks]

big and round shark

[earhartsease]

*slaps shork* this bad boy can hold so many remoras

[swagging-back-to]

for those wondering, she was/is 2.5x the size of the average bullshark.

bull sharks are usually 250lbs. she was around 600.

she was also a complete diva

[holybatgirlz]

Violet Bridgerton when one of her daughters asks her a question about sex:

[bridgertonallday]

hahahaha

[instagram]

[hadesisqueer]

More Bridgerton characters as random tweets bc I'm still bored

[pjotwitter]

[animentality]

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[twilightbuckley]

Imagine you’re trying to inspire your team and it’s just three bitchy gay people staring at you like you’re an idiot oh I’d be PISSED 😭😭😭

[steloiv]

no but fr one of the reasons the early marvel films really go off is because you've never really seen a dynamic that goes off so so hard like cap and tony does. the sheer amount of times they had metal-heavy tension and conflict-of-opinion scenes together is beyond me. in every avenger films, they were always the ones who were butting heads and it's absolutely baffling and intriguing to me how different and opposite their moral principles and personalities are, considering these two are sort of the main leaders of the team. in most avengers conflict, they were always responsible for the main plot points. i very very much adore their dynamic.

LIKE imagine going from these sequences of scenes of them looking hatefully from each other:

to THIS (of them looking at each other with a bone-deep level of understanding of one another)

like be for REAL that "do you trust me" line fucking KILLED me. that's literally the culmination of years of hate and friendship and heartbreak and trust and bond right there people. you can't possibly TOP that. their dynamic is one of the main centers of the mcu, fight me on this

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[joytri]

[emilyrosecreatives]

he’s never gonna let them forget this