Greyhound

[an-asshole-catboi]

If someone had told me 6 months ago that I was gonna ring in 2026 by simping over a guy named Chad, I would have laughed in their face. But here we are.

[hot-person-official]

When your evil ex shows up to try and threaten you to see the kids

BUT you now have a big scary demon boyfriend who’s not gonna let threats slide

[hot-person-official]

Cuckolding but me and my bestie insult and heckle you and your partner the entire time like Satler and Waldorf

[miyatalksshit]

fuck if i care, i love my yaoi ships yuri-fied cause i never have enough yuri to find

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

[jackhawksmoor]

Part of the reason Luke is instantly Yoda's darling is that Yoda has been dreaming about him for years. Luke's eyes light up at the sight of him and Yoda suddenly knows Luke will be the most important person in the universe to him one day. But this Yoda isn't meeting an impatient little shit who looks like his father who destroyed the Jedi order, he's meeting Luke as a chilled-out towering presence in the Force, who plows through every limitation a Jedi should have like it's not even there.

How they act towards each other is the freakiest thing anyone has ever seen. Luke treats Yoda like a beloved lunatic uncle. He will casually swipe food off Yoda's plate like a five year old poking around for gum in mom's purse. When he starts bringing Yoda frogs to swap for sweets is the first time anyone in the Jedi Order realizes Yoda fucking loves eating frogs. Luke keeps offering to give Yoda a ride on his back. The first time Yoda says yes Obi-wan trips and falls on his face.

[menolly5600]

Collecting links from the comments and tags:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

So I did a fic version of this. Mace Windu panted, the Force fizzing through his veins, then focused his mind and will and brought everyt

"I know you trained him, you know." Qui-Gon helps himself to tea. "I don't know how you kept him a secret from the rest of us, you old green

[aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa12]

Re reblogging this so I cans find the fics again

[rookamell]

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

[puppetmaster13u]

One of my favorite tiny headcanons for superbat is that they at some point while both concussed, end up with nicknames for each other. Bruce half jokingly calls Clark Sunshine, and again they're both concussed, their mental faculties are not all the way there. So Clark jokingly calls Bruce Moonshine.

No one else has this context. And everyone else is very confused.

[imactuallyagiraffe]

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

[hot-person-official]

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[hot-person-official]

Happy Father’s Day to the og father (and mother)

Arceus

[hot-person-official]

When I said I liked seeing scratches and bruises on my legs cuz it meant I was living life and having fun I DIDNT mean I also like bug bites

[cipheramnesia]

Fuck it, unsexualizes your dimorphism

[hot-person-official]

I completely forgot about mermay for a couples days whoops

Anyway using this from last year to draw my ocs as mers :)

[just--a--vessel]

He/him pronoun bracelet broke, call that fragile masculinity

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

[huellitaa]

applejack putting the cunt in country one day at a time