Talentless Loser💄

24 and still full of garbage✌🏻

[gifak-net]

Cat playing Chess

[dingojesus]

you cant do that with a pawn you stupid fuck

[murhuedur]

[thepigeongazette]

[weloveshortvideos]

so cute

[redvelvetnegro-deactivated20161]

the age old tale

[excima]

oh my god…

[possumsblossom]

[beckoningforest]

YOU ARE SO SMALL!!

[quillwombat]

i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed. 

so small. 

[gahdamnpunk]

SEIZE IT. PERIOD.

[dandanrevolutionary]

E A T T H E R I C H

[art-mysecondname]

Edward Schmid - The American Sign Language

[bromgah]

Jenna Marbles - I Made That Awful Soap Hand

[veryfunnymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

[silmarillion-separatism]

Quarantine 2020

[also-starring]

[setheverman]

why do you need so many??

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[bladedamus]

[toshio]

[del-hell-deactivated20170828]

[gearbird]

[volunteerfiredepartmentmember]

Lemon Snickers: a many bad things

[unfortunatelyviolet]

Citrus High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar Vesicle: An Arrangement of Deplorable Affairs 

[mindfulwrath]

Fruit Candy: Uh-Oh

[bastionkeeper]

Billionaires and bosses once the virus is done and they can pretend all of us service workers don't serve an essential purpose in the community

[memewhore]

[adoranion]

[anexperimentallife]

Friendly reminder that characteristic number one (out of fourteen) of fascism is a sort of rabid nationalism that demands constant displays of “patriotism,” and questions or denies the “love of country” of anyone who does not display sufficient enthusiasm via display of flags, repititon of patriotic songs and slogans, and other nationalist tropes.

[localtiktoks]

[themanwithoceaneyes]

"I'm going to be a HORRIBLE Father one day BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKS."

-Every Cat Owner Ever At Some Point

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

*woman laughing in background while man admonishes his cat*

“-fucking helping. You did it. You’re helping. You’re gonna pick this up one little kernel at a time, and you’re gonna like it, cause I’m fucking fed up with your bullshit. I’m gonna be a horrible father one day because of you fucks.”

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Everyone talks about how Jesus drove the money changers and merchants out of the temple, but everyone glosses over the fact that he took the time to braid a whip. That would have taken a couple hours. I have braided leather before, and it takes a lot of time and effort. It may have even taken more than one day, all scripture says is, “And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple-“ there isn’t a time period given. But I would still say it was at least a few hours. he had to braid multiple cords, bind them together, make a handle, and fix the cords to the handle.

The point of this is that what he did was NOT impulsive. It was cold and calculated. Premeditated even.

[lilaccatholic]

I’m sorry I know this is a really great insight but all I can think of is Jesus sitting there making His whip and the apostles shuffling around nervously wondering who’s about to get it

[rinielle]

Honestly what’s going through my head is just.

Apostles: You’re back early Jesus: Temple’s infested. Apostles: What? Jesus - like three hours later - *cracks whip*: Temple’s infested.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

🤣

[warchaplain]

[keepingupwiththecullens]

How are the cullen,s handleing the virus?

[kukoyi-deactivated20210512]

This makes it so much funnier considering this man DIED OF THE SPANISH FLU AND THATS HOW HE BECAME A VAMPIRE