ready to give the profile

[hotchedyke]

the bau as things ive done that make my friends ask whats wrong with me

hotch: went to at least one churchy sleepaway camp every summer grades 1-12

rossi: participated in a cricket spitting competition

prentiss: stole several elevator certificates of inspection from campus elevators

reid: drank pepsi for breakfast as a four year old

morgan: dismantled my ceiling fan on a whim despite having no proper equipment

jj: used an empty oil drum as a cherished childhood toy/game

garcia: made earrings out of still functional tubes of chapstick and old prescription bottles

lewis: punched a grown man at disney world as an eighth grader

blake: explained the orgins behind calling the devil lucifer while nearly black out drunk

alvez: followed thomas gibsons dog on instagram but not thomas gibson

[hotchedyke]

my friends still dont know whats wrong with me

prentiss: split dyed my hair to spite my mother

simmons: claimed that i have fully legally adopted new friends within moments of knowing them

reid: dropped my phone off of my friends balcony

rossi: ate a soft pretzel that was dropped on the ground at a phoebe bridgers concert

hotch: responded to my brothers tragic breakup with bionicle memes

garcia: took a college class that somehow involved downloading fortnite as a requirement

[rylandgraces]

Criminal Minds 1.19 'Machismo'

[siyteefe]

The coroners/medical examiners on Criminal Minds are always so unserious. They'll literally be eating a sandwich and cracking jokes while standing over some poor guy's headless body.

[undercoverscrabbler]

Does anyone remember that lesbian ME who said “yay overtime” and was just genuinely unhinged? How’s she doing? Hope she’s good.

[hotchnerbau]

underrated criminal minds duo

[holoship]

[alhashimis]

The Behavorial Analysis Unit CRIMINAL MINDS: SEASON 1

[ineedreid]

[fear0phobia]

favorite morgan/garcia banter 2/?

[throwawayidea]

more people need to realize and utilize how fucking INSANE spencer reid is. he killed someone for the first time like two weeks after he turned 24. he killed a guy that kidnapped and tortured him and then stole heroin off his dead body. then he continued to do heroin for at least two months while working as an active field agent. he's so good at rambling that he actually managed to distract a serial killer from killing him once. this guy rocked up to his father, who he hadn’t seen in 18 years fyi, and accused him of molesting and murdering a toddler. he had anthrax poisoning once. all of this before he turned 30 btw. character of all time fr

[castlefreque]

[jemelle]

emily prentiss + quotes (1, 2)

[poorly-written-poetry]

[gublerchive]

Spencer Reid's hands + books

[masterwords]

morgan taking care of hotch (because who else will do it?) (1/?)

[maschotch]

sorry but unfortunately i cannot fucking stand the way the writers destroy reid in the later seasons. “he’s autistic so obviously he’s out of touch and doesn’t know what twilight is” shut the fuck uppppp he watches soap operas and is this close to getting a space engineering degree so he can write a dissertation on the construction of the death star. i get its not the height of intellectualism, but you’re telling me he never walked into a barnes and noble and seen YA vampire garbage splayed everywhere in the entrance?? you’re telling me he wouldn’t be fascinated by the cultural phenomenon of publishing fanworks?? even if he never read them (which i mean of course he would) he would absolutely have something to say about the growing accessibility and lowering standards of the publishing industry. the spencer reid i know would read twilight then read every trashy vampire romance rip-off, then watch all of the dozens of vampire movies that came out in that era. sorry im not gonna pretend the certified trekkie doesnt know anything about pop culture just because its pop culture

[inactive-whoisspence]

"if reid dies i quit" - penelope garcia

[captainsamerica]

CRIMINAL MINDS REWATCH + TEAM SHOTS: S01E01