al-mayyit la ya'ūd

hi i'm throw i like to write and post a lot of stuff

[noodles-and-tea]

Seems about right

[translatingpostsinfrench]

pourquoi du pain est masculin mais la baguette est féminine....... la baguette est transgenre ?

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

la baguette, icône trans?

oui

non

Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

[translatingpostsinfrench]

eh bah

[translatingpostsinfrench]

10k notes pour un post francophone sur tumblr macron où est mon poste de ministre de la culture

[godlessondheimite]

A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.

[throwawayidea]

who up thinking about rapper jason

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[throwawayidea]

if i had to sell you my favorite batfam fic atm i would do it like this. so jason wants to go on his red hood revenge arc but talia al ghul says 'yes but what if you stayed and made sure my lovely baby son doesn’t have to become a killer' to which jason says 'okie dokie'. starts doing damian's missions for him so the squirt doesn’t have to kill anyone. lies to ra's al ghul's face for two years straight about it. kind of becomes an administrative god along the way because talia keeps dumping more and more duties and responsibilities on him and jason is the overachiever of the century. eventually jason realizes that talia is kind of just telling people that he’s her biological son. everyone But ra's eventually believes this because he does kinda look like talia's famously beloved bruce wayne. jason is kind of annoyed by this but rolls with it because it gives him more administrative power and he craves the Paperwork. one day ra's al ghul summons damian to execute a traitor and jason goes 'lol nope' and fucking kills him. talia immediately says 'oh would you look at that my firstborn who is definitely my biological son now has the throne. kneel to him everybody' so jason at age 18 becomes the head of the demon purely because he imprinted on damian wayne and loves clipboards. are you sold yet

[throwawayidea]

more Fun Things about this fic

- jason does eventually go to gotham and become the red hood but not before instating mandated therapy into the league just to make david cain go there and piss him off

- tim figures out that jason is alive and the red hood and makes a whole powerpoint presentation with his evidence. which includes the fact that he dug up jason's grave and his coffin was empty.

- damian keeps talking about jason very openly because he thinks jason's death was fake but he exclusively refers to him as ra's al ghul so the batfam all think he’s talking about his grandfather. this is wildly confusing for everyone except jason who thinks it’s the most hilarious shit ever and does Not clear up Anything

- jason tells bruce a riddler ahh type riddle about his identity mostly because he BARELY gives a shit about concealing it at all and bruce just REFUSES to connect the dots regardless

- dusan al ghul tries to murder jason every five to ten business days to make sure that jason keeps his edge.

[artandbrimstone]

jaybin you deserve every happiness

[throwawayidea]

i just really love jason and bruce's og meeting because they're in a comic and therefore can’t curse for censorship reasons. however in the panel directly after jason hits bruce with his trusty tire iron and is actively running away bruce says 'son of a gun' and jason responds and calls him a 'big boob' (old fashioned equivalent of calling someone a dumbass). which leads me to the absolutely hilarious mental image of this Without Censorship just being. batman getting fucked up by a 13 year old kid and immediately going GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH and jason responding with TRY AND CATCH ME YOU FUCKING IDIOT

[throwawayidea]

if i had to sell you my favorite batfam fic atm i would do it like this. so jason wants to go on his red hood revenge arc but talia al ghul says 'yes but what if you stayed and made sure my lovely baby son doesn’t have to become a killer' to which jason says 'okie dokie'. starts doing damian's missions for him so the squirt doesn’t have to kill anyone. lies to ra's al ghul's face for two years straight about it. kind of becomes an administrative god along the way because talia keeps dumping more and more duties and responsibilities on him and jason is the overachiever of the century. eventually jason realizes that talia is kind of just telling people that he’s her biological son. everyone But ra's eventually believes this because he does kinda look like talia's famously beloved bruce wayne. jason is kind of annoyed by this but rolls with it because it gives him more administrative power and he craves the Paperwork. one day ra's al ghul summons damian to execute a traitor and jason goes 'lol nope' and fucking kills him. talia immediately says 'oh would you look at that my firstborn who is definitely my biological son now has the throne. kneel to him everybody' so jason at age 18 becomes the head of the demon purely because he imprinted on damian wayne and loves clipboards. are you sold yet

[cloudy-skyscape]

Teen Wolf is so fun because at one point the comedic relief character stops being comedic relief and starts having a kill count

[throwawayidea]

the girls ever <3

[smoothoperatorleclerc]

rb to have an extra gay 2026

[throwawayidea]

head of the demon jason lives in my head rent free btw

[superboyprimed]

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[climathundr-deactivated20260504]

don’t piss me off

[throwawayidea]

when jenny nicholson said 'the worst thing a franchise can do is make you feel stupid and embarrassed about having cared about it'… yeah.