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f-lorui

cover for the @taz-balance-zine

thirdchildart

Get in losers, we're having a TAZ renaissance!

grantwilson

im so emotional rn

kreetn

First episode - last episode

theadelaide-parade

[Image description: Two screenshots of transcripts from The Adventure Zone - Balance. The first reads:

“Griffin: Goddamn. Dad should be DMing this. [snickering]

Justin: All right -

Griffin: I wish you. I wish you knew anything about this so you could take this responsibility from me -

Travis: Alright let’s do this!

Griffin: I’m just saying I wanna have fun, I’m not -

Clint: I believe in you, Griffin.

Griffin: I’m just saying I’m not gonna have fun playing DnD! Um, DMing.

Clint: Well that’s alright, as long as we have fun.

Travis: Sounds like a good way to start!”

The second reads:

“Clint: I reach into my bag, pull out the Phone-A-Friend Scrying Bones, and, looking over them mystically, I pass the Extreme Teenage Bible over them, and they begin to glow -

Griffin: [chuckling] Okay?

Clint: And I’m allowed to d- I’m allowed to ask the DM one question which he has to answer honestly.

Griffin: Alright, go!

Clint: So, have you had fun doing the adventure?

Griffin: [snorting] Yes, of course!” /End ID]

marianascosta

oh cool, its another one of these

genderfluideku

[begin audio transcript: Griffin: (portrayed as Angus) Does anyone know how to curse a real sword? Travis: (portrayed as Magnus) Details? Griffin: None. None details. (Travis: None.) Justin: (portrayed as Taako) Eeh – a real sword? Griffin: (laughs) Yeah. Justin: (inhales) Eeh– Griffin: As opposed to– Justin: A real – (Griffin: yeah) with like, an edge and metal and all? Griffin: (laughs again) Yeah! Just your typical, real sword. Justin: Yeesh– Travis: High quality? Griffin: Doesn’t say, doesn’t say. Justin: Just like a real sword – like, cursed like a – like a Nerf sword? Does he want to curse a Nerf sword? Griffin: I mean, a Nerf sword is real, but I think – I think the ‘real’ in this subject is modifying… ‘sword’. So a real like – fightin’ sword. Justin: A real sword, eeh. (Tongue clicks.) Griffin: Do you know how to curse a – a Nerf sword? Justin: Eeh, gosh, a real sword? (Blows a raspberry.) Uhh, (makes another raspberry sound.) Had to be real, didn’t it? Griffin: Yeah, it’s – Travis: Juice, couldn’t you just take your Nerf sword curse and like, use it on the sword? Griffin: Yeah. Justin: Which sword? Travis: The real sword. Justin: A real sword, ugh. (Griffin laughs) /end audio transcript.]

zeromotherfuckers

Relistening to Stolen Century and am still so in love and obsessed with how immediately Justin is enamored with Lup. He finds out Taako has a sister and he's so intensely in love with the idea of her. Griffin drops her first line of "Nerd Alert!" and Taako is on the floor laughing- Justin sees the vision and he knows the vision and he's IN IT. HE LOVES HER. TAAKO LOVES HER. AUGH.

Griffin knew exactly how to play it, and Justin was on board before Griffin could even say jump. Its just insanely beautiful the way Justin latches onto it, because Yeah. Because Yeah, if Taako had a sister he'd be obsessed with her. They'd be obsessed with each other. A perfect duo that doesn't always agree but who bring the same energy to the table. Lup is the perfect accent to Taako. They balance each other. They're the Twins. And he loves her so so so much.

And Justin loves her so so so much

And I love them so so so much

nadhie

the bachelors, the bachelorettes AND KROBUS.

janmenart

Day 30 - Backward

Yet again TAZ returns

sunspriite

whatever

julcreates

Taako! (From TV)

Every once in a while I’m in a TAZ phase again….

mydaysaresmall

This piece took over my life for a few months last year! Here she is my favourite girl.

This was done for @taz-balance-zine and you should absolutely go view the full zine FOR FREE here! It has been so inspiring working with all the amazing contributors and the zine is incredible I cried multiple times :P

queenlua

Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.

honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard. i'm stealing this

raptorific

The true funniest thing about Breaking Bad is that Walter White is only the main character because he has main character syndrome, fundamentally believes that it straight-up doesn't make sense for something to happen if it's Not About Him, and when something is happening that's about someone else, he inserts himself into the situation until it ends up about him

raptorific

There are multiple times where something is happening regarding Jesse and he literally outright states that he doesn't believe it makes sense for something to be about Jesse, hyper-analyzes the situation for ways it could be directed at him, and retaliates, forcing everyone to address him and turning the situation into one that's About Him

raptorific

The entirely of season 3 and 4 is him doing Charles Manson-level decoding of his boss' actions, the bulk of which turned out to be the final steps on a Count Of Monte Cristo revenge machine against someone else which started 20 years before they met. But he was so convinced all of them were coded messages to him specifically that he threw himself into the works of the revenge machine, killing everybody and declaring himself the winner of a multi-decade blood feud he was not part of

raptorific

I was going to explain that in the context of "The Count of Monte Cristo," a revenge machine refers to a complex plan where the aggrieved orchestrates events with Rube Goldberg-like precision and foresight so that the object of their revenge doesn't even realize what's coming for them until it's too late, rather than being a literal machine

But then I remembered there are at least two actual, physical, non-metaphorical Revenge Machines that are built and deployed in Breaking Bad

catchymemes

ublock-origin

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

ublock-origin

some 8ish years now i reckon

i have naturally acidic sweat. it's a family thing

ublock-origin

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

ashestoashesjc

captain-price-unofficially

What the fuck.

naggingatlas

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

ublock-origin

Because in its younger days it used to have RGB lights:

Some of them still work, when they want:

Though I've long forgotten how to change the color settings

ublock-origin

NEVERMIND I JUST REMEMBERED HOW

natjennie

i know its cliche to say but lup adventurezone really is the character of all time like. she's an elf, she's a wizard, she's dead, she's a ghost, she's a bounty hunter for the raven queen. her spirit lived in a magic-eating umbrella for a nebulous number of years. she's an astrophysicist. carbo-loading breakfast then blowing up an abandoned dmv was her best day ever. she has a twin brother who's memory was wiped of her existence. she's in love with a white guy named barry bluejeans. she planned a heist on a casino to get back at someone who owed her fifteen dollars. after being released back into the world the first thing she did was dunk on her brother's love life. she speaks mongoose. and she's trans. do you get it.