farting in a paper bag

Just a trans dude doing carpentry and petting cats. He/They Radical Sandwich Anarchist

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Unfortunately ours.

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Inescapable traps

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Steven Spazuk is a Canada-based artist who uses candle soot to create elegant drawings. After depositing soot on his media with a candle or torch, he etches lines and patterns in the soot with  pencils and feathers.

Though Spazuk has spent the last 14 years developing and perfecting his soot painting technique, the creation process always has an element of random spontaneity and improvisation.

http://www.spazuk.com/fr/home-spazuk.php

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Obviously you are to lamp swing to it.

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D I S R E S P E C T   Y O U R   S U R R O U N D I N G S

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Fuck yes!

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Life got me like

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So, in case you haven’t seen what Tokyo Disney is doing for halloween

Here’s the basics. The big villains of the disney movies have invited mickey and the crew to join them for halloween. Meanwhile, the villains have sent out ‘recruiters’ to get the guests to join the villain’s side!

Here are the recruiters, because they’re amazing and already are amassing a fanbase (plus I want to draw them). I’ve only got a few of their names, so I wrote the ones I knew. Eight Foot Joe (Ursula): 

Apple Poison (Evil Queen): 

Jack of Hearts (Queen of Hearts):

(Cruella DeVille):

Malefi (Maleficent):

Veil (Frollo):

(Hades):

(Captain Hook): 

(Scar):

(Jafar):

If y’all know any of the names I don’t, please put them!

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seananmcguire…

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I want to be in Tokyo right now.

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Can I just be these people?

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[ivycallum]

When a teacher tells you to be quiet half way through your sentence.

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I just hit 1000 followers and changed my blog/store name from Marked Bones to Earth and Bone permanently. I thought id celebrate by doing a giveaway to show my appreciation! I changed my name as sort of a cleanse/spring cleaning type thing. Im going to be moving this upcoming month so this is to new beginnings!

REQUIREMENTS: -Must be following me! EARTHANDBONE.tumblr.com -no giveaway blogs -REBLOGS COUNT ONLY. Reblog once is all you need. You may like the post to mark it, but you will not be entered if you only like it. -Deadline: 12am California time March 10th 2014 -Do not delete the text, give others the opportunity to join :) -Everyone will be added onto a random name generator for the winner to be picked -must have ask box enabled and willing to give me your address -you then have 24hours to respond -I will check if people are following me!

Gifts are as follows: -one brass and glass curio box -one red fox foot -hanging moss from the red wood forest -half a possum jaw -a coon bone -a sand dollar -a hag stone -a pretty hinged clam slightly open -a solid stone block podium -a prairie dog partial skull -a shell with a natural hole in it -polished smokey quartz

[ancient-dagger-deactivated20150]

Mummified conjoined animal remains.

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Things I need in my house.

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And its give away time!!! Now that I’ve hit 555 followers, its time for free stuff! This give away is sponsored by my new shop The Pickled Fox! The winner will receive this super adorable mille fleur chick wet specimen as well as whatever other goodies I can fit in the box with it!

The Rules:

1) You must be following me! (No give away blogs!) Please don’t follow me simply for the sake of the give away, because that’s kind of rude and also would make me really sad to have lots of unfollows once the give away was over.

2) One reblog is all it takes to be entered, and just one reblog per day is allowed. I will check! No spamming your followers! You can reblog up to ten times, each reblog counts as one entry. The winner will be picked at random on April 20th!

3) I can only accept giveaway entries from the continental United States, sorry! I’ll work up something for my international followers soon!

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For the evening crowd!

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Pickled goodies!!!

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Not quite finished… But you get the idea! Need to bleach them next but I’m pretty pleased with my first attempt 💀 #chickeninabottle #bones #curiosities #oddities #osteology #chicken #deadthings

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Don't bleach! Bleach will make the bones brittle. Soak them in hydrogen peroxide to whiten.

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Ok, so in the first book of Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events, the children are playing at the beach. Mr. Poe arrives to inform them of their parents death.

How did he know where they were?! There wasn’t exactly a note in the will about it.

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As is so often the...

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Thank you thank you. It's been years since I read all the books and I restarted and immediately this bothered me!

[the-vicious-fiend]

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Ok, so in the first book of Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, the children are playing at the beach. Mr. Poe arrives to inform them of their parents death. How did he know where they were?! There wasn't exactly a note in the will about it.