nsfw

22/bi/she or they. no under 18s. seriously. there's gonna be dongs.

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papyrus leaves anonymous comments on pornhub

‘nice tits’ 

‘Great as always ;)’ 

‘HELLO!! IT’S ME AGAIN. I JUST WANTED TO SWING BY AND DROP OFF SOME GENTLE CRITIQUE. IT’S NO SECRET THAT YOUR ANAL ANNIHILATOR SERIES HAS BEEN YOUR BEST YET, WITH ANAL ANNIHILATOR 7; OBLITERATE ME DADDY BEING A PERSONAL FAVOURITE, BUT I THINK THE LIGHTING IS REMINISCENT OF THE SIMPLER, CRUDER VIDEOS OF THE BEGINNING. NOW, THAT’S NOT TO SAY THOSE ARE WITHOUT CHARM, THEY STILL MAKE ME SWEATY, BUT I THINK IT CAN BE SAID THAT THE PRODUCTION VALUES OF YOUR NEWER WORKS LEND A GLOSSY SHEEN (TO YOUR ALREADY GLOSSY SHEEN, I HOPE YOU TAKE VERY THOROUGH SHOWERS AFTERWARDS, I CAN’T IMAGINE WHAT THE SMELL IS LIKE) TO THE AFFAIR, IF LACKING IN INTIMACY. ULTIMATELY, I THINK THIS VIDEO REPRESENTS A DIVIDE IN DIRECTION, A YEARNING TO RETURN TO SIMPLER, MORE ‘CANDID’ ROOTS (SAUCY!!) AND A DESIRE TO MAKE IT BIG WITH THE OTHER STUDIOS. NOW WITH THAT BEING SAID, I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS CRITIQUE TO HEART, AS I WOULD LIKE TO TRACK YOUR IMPROVEMENT! YOU WORK VERY HARD, AND BEND IN VERY ODD WAYS. YOUR NEW FRIEND, PAPYRUS.’

‘PS, IS TEXXXAS YOUR REAL NAME? I’VE NEVER SEEN IT SPELT LIKE THAT.’ 

‘what the fuck’ 

[pancakeuniverse]

I’m at work trying to cover my grin that is threatening to split my face ffs

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‘HELLO TEXXXAS! IT’S ME AGAIN. YOU HAVEN’T RESPONDED TO MY CRITIQUES, BUT I UNDERSTAND, IT’S AN AWFUL LOT TO DIGEST AT ONCE. SPEAKING OF DIGESTION, AND THE PARTS USED FOR SUCH, I FOUND YOUR MOST RECENT RECTAL RUIN VIDEO TO BE INCREDIBLY TASTEFUL! I’LL ADMIT, I WAS ROLLING MY SOCKETS SO HARD MY HEAD ALMOST FELL OFF AGAIN AS I WENT INTO IT, AS USUALLY SUCH VIDEOS INVOLVE TOO MUCH RUIN AND NOT ENOUGH RECTAL. THAT, OR THE ACTRESS IN QUESTION CHOKING ON A PENIS LIKE THEY’RE VISITING A DOCTOR WHO’S FAR TOO ENTHUSIASTIC WITH HIS TONGUE DEPRESS. BUT IT WAS VERY ARTFULLY SHOT! JUST ENOUGH TO BE TITILLATING, BUT NOT TOO MUCH SO THAT I COULD SCULPT A RESIN OF YOUR HINEY FROM MEMORY. NOT TO SAY THAT YOUR HINEY ISN’T MEMORABLE! YOU HAVE VERY GIFTED CHEEKS. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! YOUR FRIENDLY, UNCOMFORTABLY AROUSED, SKELETON PAL PAPYRUS.’

'PS, THAT MOLE ON YOUR BACK LOOKS DIFFERENT! I LOOKED THAT UP, YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.’

'Who the fuck is this guy.’

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Papyrus donates a lot of money to his favourite camgirl

“Well, here I am. You can ask me to do whatever you want–”

“SH-SHOW ME YOUR BOOB.”

“… ’S'cuse me?”

“PLEASE.”

“You want me to take my shirt off?”

“NO THAT’S TOO MANY BOOB I’M HAPPY WITH THE ONE.”

“… Here it is.”

“HRRRRNNNGGGGGG–!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH I HAD A GREAT TIME I LOVE YOUR WORK GOODBYE.”

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What if Papyrus himself was a pornstar? Sans getting ready to slay the magic dragon but his boner just d i e s when he sees 'SULTRY SKELETON BONES YOUNG SLUTS' and just goes outside to contemplate his life for a while-

“mm, not too many skeletons.”

‘HI PORN PEOPLE MY NAME IS PAPYRUS AND I’M TWENTY ONE AND HERE IS THE PENIS.’

“oh fuck! oh my god, no!”

'TAKE A GANDER.’

“i’m gonna hurl–”

'I’M GOING TO SEX THE HECK OUT OF YOU, VIEWERS!’

And Sans slams the laptop shut, then tosses it from his window. He is unable to become aroused for five months afterwards.

[crystalqueer]

Photos and final product for Mq. & Mrs.’s amazing lgbtq coloring book for kids.

Model : Alicia Michele

[lesvampires-deactivated20190127]

hey i made gifs of these so that ppl can see what they look like !! since sometimes just seeing pictures doesn’t always get the sign across

queer:

bi:

transgender:

gay/lesbian:

[crystalqueer]

Awesome

[darkstrangevirgilanxiboi]

For all my deaf / mute LGBTQ followers or anyone trying to learn

[nonbinarybisexuals]

This is such a great post! Deaf and hard of hearing people are members of our community, so let’s show them some love. You can learn ASL online using the resources in this post: http://mashable.com/2014/04/21/how-to-sign/#SdHJ06gZ1Zqy

[submissivefeminist]

I’ve been low-key looking for the sign for “transgender” for like four years, bless this post.

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God i'm imagining papyrus getting sites mixed up so he just posts his vlogs and cooking clips to redtube and posts to youtube a dead silent 15 minute video of his legs that ends with him turning the camera to his severely blushing face "HELLO THANK YOU FOR WATCHING I HOPE THIS SATISFIED YOU" (bonus points if sans is in the background with his face a mixture of horror and confusion when Papyrus turns the camera)

papyrus filming his legs, in silence, for fifteen minutes, is genuinely absolutely hysterical i’m losing my shit 

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god i’m weak for beefy women 

[hothotpotatoshot]

“Remember when you pulled my organs out and left them with a thick splat on sterile floors? Hahaha. I do. Would you like to see how I’d do it, Doctor?”

They hate each other. Lucrecia because she’s staring her own guilt and mistakes in the face and Jenova because lmao how dare these fucking people touch me

I should write a fanfic about them

[ultahit]

Hentai????????

Is this what you wanted?

[hothotpotatoshot]

Scarecrow man works very, very hard at sating his tiny crow boyfriend so that he STOPS EATING ALL THE GODAMN HOPS

it’s a work in progress

[jessfink]

You can now buy a very dirty, 15 page, NSFW, 18+ only PDF from me involving these ladies and bondage play for only $3. http://jessfink.com/PDFsEbooks_Shelf.html

[paperbagsandwich]

Have you ever just–

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i have this, and it’s pretty handy if you do a lot of reading online, but if you’re reading a passage and come across a word you don’t understand, with this chrome extension you can highlight it and google will spew the definition at you so you don’t have to tab out and break your flow!

[aces-doughboys]

@wheresthebeet has done such adorable work with soft Guz so far, I really want to return the favor. :3

If Team Skull’s leader had one weakness, it was for junk food. Guzma didn’t often get to indulge in his favorite snacks, but he always made the most of it when he did. He’d gather his stash of treats and some movies, prop up a couple of plush pillows and dig in. He’d even gotten a box of fresh malasadas, his favorite kind with the custard in the middle. The smell alone made his mouth water.

He could spend all afternoon binging like this. Plumeria was the one who came to find him later. She smiled and shook her head at the sight of him. Guzma lay sprawled out on the floor, leaning against the pillows, fast asleep. Empty soda cans and candy wrappers were scattered around; a crumpled bag of chips lay beside the empty jar of cheese dip he’d scooped up with them; there were barely even crumbs left in the malasada box and a package of cookies he’d tossed aside.

Plumeria knelt beside him, running her fingers gently through his hair. Between his soft snoring, he’d hiccup occasionally. His shirt was covered in crumbs and custard and had risen up to his chest to reveal his soft belly, stuffed and swollen from all the junk he’d crammed into it.

“Hey, G,” she said softly, nudging his shoulder. “Mrrrmmm…” the young man groaned and slowly opened his eyes. They were still hazy from the sugar-induced coma. “Come on, let’s get your dumb butt to bed, what d’ya say?” Plumeria told him. “Yeah, ok,” he hiccuped lazily and tried pushing himself up. Plumeria had to wrap one arm around him and drag him to his feet.

As they stumbled down the hall, Guzma’s belly began to grumble and moan. So much calorie-laden food had left him bloated and heavy, and digestion was becoming a chore. “Ugh, Plums,” he whined, “I don’t -hic- feel too good…” “Gave yourself a tummyache, huh?” the bright-haired girl guessed. “Uh-huh…” he mumbled, rubbing at his stomach with one hand. She planted a kiss on his cheek and promised, “I’ll rub your tummy for you, ok?”

Plumeria let him lean on her until she got him to his bed, laying him down and sitting beside him. His stomach kept gurgling as she began to tenderly massage the rounded mass. Grrrrooooooaaaannn grrrrrrroowwllllll glorp Guzma closed his eyes again and let her gentle rubbing soothe his aching gut. He couldn’t do much more than hiccup and whine a bit when she pressed on a sensitive spot. Soon the ache was fading, and he was beginning to drift off again.

“Feeling better?” Plumeria asked him after a few minutes. “-hic- Yup…” he answered sleepily, “Thanks, Plums…” She nuzzled his hair as he slipped back into his stuffed slumber, kissing his forehead and whispering, “Idiot.”

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You lean your head on your hand as you watch your skeleton lover writhe on the bed. His little bony ties curl and his spine arches as he moans quietly, nearing his peak. Finally, he cries out "SPAGHETTI!" as he comes. You are no longer turned on.

>implying hearing about a delicious pasta at the moment of climax wouldn’t spur me on 

what kind of bullshit is this 

[hothotpotatoshot]

You’re doing fine, you’re doing great, but there’s no need to keep going if it makes you unhappy

goopy gals

[thattherebeet]

Imagine Guz trying to zip up his hoodie but he can't cuz his tummy's in the way

wh e e ze (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)