Radio Doom & Gloom

infj • caro • 22 • i can cry on command

[dkc-quotes]

what is going on what is happening

[hustlerose]

please stop buying tickets to marvel movies. please. all the theaters are playing the avengers movies all the time. i just want to see other movies on the “big screen” please fucking wake up. there’s been like 25 avengers movies already. when does the cultural nightmare end 

[hotilga]

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[pkpaulshow]

[hotilga]

an 85 year old white lady when I won’t take her expired coupon

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

Its bikini season you know what that means!

Bikinis they sell:

* barely covers my female-presenting nipples, too easy to accidentally remove, cant take a step without my tits jiggling like jelly, has half my vagina sticking out along with its pubic hair Bikini im looking for when i searching for one that is “covering”

* holds my tits in place, wont have half my ass and vagina sticking out 

  search results i receive:

* now cups the tits but theyre squished together creating a huge cleavage, actually only covers upper half of stomach, bikini bottom just covers stomach, still have half the ass hanging out

[sarahconnorjr]

[hotilga]

a Jolene a day keeps the straights away

[fuocogo]

Did everyone just…. forget how to create, all of a sudden? Disney pumping out the fourth remake in a row? Movies are like 70% sequels? Stories in games being just bad if they exist at all? Haven’t had a book get hyped in like half a decade? Are we okay? What’s going on?

[hotilga]

You ok?

I honestly have no idea when this was sent or what provoked it but it doesn’t matter how long it’s been sitting in my inbox because I’ve felt only one (1) emotion for years now

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

According to tumblr’s pre-existing filters this image is nsfw so i cannot wait to see what gets banned when they do this site-wide

[spacehunter-m]

[hotilga]

Me at 2 pm

Me at 1:00 am

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[hotilga]

is this the beatles

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

I love how everyone has one characteristic that they use to explain their extra and unnecessary behavior like oh don’t mind me the Jersey jumped out. The 1/8th Portuguese Azorean jumped out I can’t help it. I ate all my meals on ZooPals plates every day as a youngin I can’t keep calm

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

“I’m bout to get real Kirksville Missouri population 11,352 on yo ass”

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

reblog this and tag your personal scapegoat characteristic

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[hotilga]

[forever90s]

[hotilga]