Hotstuff Valdez

IG || @hotstuffvaldez - PFP || @zimi.09 (IG) Most my text-posts are inspired by daily jokes made by me and my cousins hehe

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Will: I tried changing my password to Nico.

Will: But it said that it was too short...

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Octavian: I can’t stand you sometimes..

Reyna: THEN KNEEL.

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Alex: I’m feeling really cold..

Alex: I need a really warm hug right now.

Alex: Or.. someone who could set me on fire.

Alex: Either one is fine.

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Leo: If you ever were a burger at Mcdonalds you would be a McBEAUTIFUL.

Calypso: So im a burger now..

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Carter: *Working at a drive through*

Carter: ight- WHO ordered 500 donuts?!

Sadie: John from the Math problem.

Carter:

Sadie: How many donuts does John have now?

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Hazel: Have you ever broken a bone?

Nico: Yeah.

Hazel: Did it hurt?

Nico: No, not really.

Hazel: Ahhh.. which bone did you break?

Nico: Percy’s arm.

Hazel:

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Percy: Is it just me or do you ever make faces at yourself everytime you pass by a mirror?

Grover:

Grover: Naah, just you bro.

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Leo: *texting* hey Jason, I accidentally spilled my soup on the floor.

Leo: Does the 5 second rule apply to soup?

Leo:

Leo: Jason please hurry up 3 seconds have passed already.

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Magnus: You can’t even take a step without me.

Alex: Congratulations, you just discovered that you’re a shoe.

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Hazel: All this pressure is taking a toll on the baby...

Frank: Which baby?

Hazel: ME OF COURSE.

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Percy: I have a black belt.

Annabeth: In what, karate?

Percy: Nope, from Gucci.

Annabeth: ...

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Piper: Im going to sleep.

Jason: Why? Its too early, you never sleep early.

Piper: There’s this new dream that just came out, and I wanna watch it... the tickets are almost sold out.

Jason:

Jason: Yeah, you need sleep.

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Will: What do you see in me?

Nico: I don’t know.. I don’t have x-ray vision.

Will: Nico, you know what I mean.

Nico: No I don’t.. I’m not telepathic either.

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Carter: Do you ever feel like bugs are crawling on you when there aren’t actually any?

Sadie: Those are the ghosts of all the bugs you killed before...

Carter:

Carter: Okay no.

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Cringetober Day 1: Heterochromia

Meme by @hotstuffvaldez

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#percyjackson #rickriordan #magnuschase #magnuschaseandthegodsofasgard #magnuschasefanart #alexfierro

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OH MY GODSS BDHSH THIS IS BEAUTIFUL-

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Amir: So you’re deaf?

Hearthstone: *signs ‘yes’*

Amir: Why are you acting like a cat?

Alex: No bro, he’s trying to knock the door.

Hearthstone: ...

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Meg: Sometimes I ask myself what would Lester do?

Annabeth: Wha- why?

Meg: So I’d do the exact opposite of what he’d do.

Annabeth: Very clever.