[razorbladeromantics]

no more coming out, if u cant tell im gay from the everything abt me u dont deserve to know

[hatake]

me: (has super negative thought)

me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today

[hotmailmyheart]

[angelicguy]

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

[heteroerotic]

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

[chromolume]

so imagine you’re making ratatouille and you don’t like tomatoes. you don’t like the taste, the texture, the putting them in the water and the peeling them - eugh! so you say to yourself “lookit, this whole dish is nothing but vegetables, so what does it matter if i leave the tomatoes out?” a seemingly innocuous decision on the surface, but 2 hours or whatever later when you’re done cooking, you open the oven to find a complete mess! just a pot full of baked vegetables, none of them congealed or somehow unified. what happened to your beloved ratatouille? so you take to google and find that actually the tomatoes are an essential ingredient of ratatouille, as they form a “sauce” of a certain kind that makes the whole thing work. and so a seemingly innocent decision has destroyed the very foundation of the established order with disturbing ramifications towards the whole. in this essay i will examine how martin luther’s 95 theses lead to protestants being more boring than catholics

[the-last-punbender]

This is the opposite of a recipe blog

[stevienick]

Catherine O'Hara wearing a glove as a headband in BEETLEJUICE (1988) || Catherine O'Hara wearing a wig as a hat in SCHITT’S CREEK (2019)

[livelaughlacroix]

[psychodelicategirl]

AN ICON

[valtsv]

not to flex on y’all but ive never listened to kpop

[valtsv]

this is the only constructive criticism i’ll accept on this post

[vital-dust]

[shelly-johnson]

Gilmore Girls 2x04 “Road Trip to Harvard”

[niceferatu]

I liked your post because I love you but I did not reblog it because you are insane and I have no idea what you are talking about

[qixec]

honestly anti shoplifting blogs make me laugh like mind your own business

[glamrockgregory]

YOURE STEALING

[clutched]

[professionalkinkshaming]

For the bootlickers in the notes

Min. wage employees cannot be penalized for stolen goods, this is true in the U.S. as well as every westernized nation

If you are penalized for this, your boss is breaking federal worker protections and there are plenty of unions to go to w/ connections to law offices that take on cases like this pro-bono

You were not hired for loss prevention, that is not your responsibility. If your boss expects you to detain thieves and/or chase people down, they should pay accordingly, and it shouldve been in your fucking job description

If you were hired for loss prevention, you’re usually a cop, so fuck you.

Everybody in the notes saying “Im a min. wage employee you’re stealing from me, and personally hurting me” Congratulations. You are a single step away from being in the person stealing’s shoes, if you’re not already in them, because odds are, that person *HAS* a job and is also on min. wage as well and is just going thru something rough. Your *job* is hurting you, by illegally holding you accountable for loss prevention that you weren’t even taken on as a responsibility. You are a customer service worker, not a cop. There’s no need to act like it, other fuckign poor people are not your goddamned enemies, please remember that.

That being said, everybody, REFRAIN FROM STEALING FROM MOM AND POP CORNER STORES, small businesses need the money. It’s Walmart that you’re supposed to steal from, any place that uses prison labor AND sweatshop labor is already a fucking thief and stealing from a multi-billion dollar corporate entity is completely justified. Have a nice day shoplifters.

[nmri]

the only reason cops are at pride now is to intimidate gay people into not making it a riot again and i will stand by that fact until the day i die

[ripe]

i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

[ripe]

i am but an old man and tumblr is my porch

[glitteringroseangel]

I saw an article called “Make Peace With Your Unlived Life” and it really made me stop and think. So much of our lives is mourning for what we didn’t become. It’s a waste. We didn’t waste any opportunities. What came and went was not meant for us.

[sunflorally]

your relationship doesn’t have to be toxic to be a bad one. it can be unfulfilling, exhausting, loveless. and someone doesn’t have to be terrible to you for you to leave them. if you aren’t primarily happy in your relationship, you have a valid reason to not be in it. don’t beat yourself up because your situation “could be worse.” if it isn’t what you want, you don’t have to stay in it.

[gemstonedgoddess-deactivated202]

This is great advice for all kinds of relationships.

[teenagerposts]

Current stress level: Elizabeth James finding out that she’s going to be seeing Nick Parker after 11 years.