Your favorite hater

gotham's favorite bat 19 years old He/Him Bisexual POC

[hottestzombie]

Hey, it's your not-so-friendly neighborhood vigilantee.

Putting out updates about the news and stuff in Gotham.

You can ask for advice or jobs if you want. If it's a job say how much you'll pay as well.

I'm not doing anyones homework for them. My brother spread a rumor that I'll do english papers for kids. It's a lie, unless you pay well.

If you want to work for me, I'll probably hire you as long as you reply

No:

Personal questions about my family and shit

bigots. I'll block you, than track you down, than break your bones

People who speculate about me real identity (the answer is the guy who f*cks ur mom)

Any compliments for the Wayne family, stop telling me Bruce Wayne is hot. He is not and I don't want to hear it

Enjoy this page, or don't, but thanks for reading

My Friends and Enemies blogs under the cut

Gotham:

Old Man [Batman]: @batmanasks The Lesser Robin [Red Robin]: @no-spleen-just-trauma Resident Therapist [Tamara]: @thefateofgotham My #1 Fan [Mercy]: @hollow-mercy Hottest Wayne [Jason Wayne]: @youcantproveidied

Bludhaven:

Golden Boy [Nightwing]: @supermans-fave-vigilante Boss [Main Account]: @amazingslayboy

Metro:

The Clone [Superboy]: @gonna-be-deafby20 Kunt [Conner Kent]: @thegodshatemebecauseigetbitches

OOC: Hey, so I love added people to my blogs list, if you're fine with it pls tell me so I can add you :)

[hottestzombie]

if i was a zombie i’d never eat your brain

Thank you.

A lot of people say that they can't promise me that.

I appreciate you being a decent human\zombie being.

[raedhood]

its a song

[hottestzombie]

I was dead. I missed some pop culture.

[raedhood]

I’ll teach you pookie 🥰

[hottestzombie]

Awesome. When do classes start?

[hottestzombie]

if i was a zombie i’d never eat your brain

Thank you.

A lot of people say that they can't promise me that.

I appreciate you being a decent human\zombie being.

[raedhood]

its a song

[hottestzombie]

I was dead. I missed some pop culture.

[hottestzombie]

if i was a zombie i’d never eat your brain

Thank you.

A lot of people say that they can't promise me that.

I appreciate you being a decent human\zombie being.

[robertfagden]

"if its not explicitly stated in the text then you shouldnt read it that way" so there is this thing called first grade english class. we can go together if youre scared ill even hold your hand

[hottestzombie]

Everyone needs to appreciate my boy Duke more.

He's Dope as fuck.

[hottestzombie]

.......

Let me guess....Arsenal? 👀🤨

Also don't check @gothams-bad-idea's recent reblog.

No reason.

— Your handsome little devil. 😈😏

You're fully aware that I was going to check... It's nice to know someone likes me like that....

I can also say I Do Not have a crush on Arsenal, we're just like work-partners, and normal friends.

Thanks for the talks but you like really do not have to fight over me...

Happy to keep in touch, expecially if you have all the contacts you say you have.

....have a good day?

[hottestzombie]

Wouldn't you like to know?

I was simply conducting research. Though... I must admit, your description does seem rather... specific. Especially the "maybe ginger" part. Curious.

Still gathering information, One handsome little devil. 😈😏

What can I say, ginger is hot.

BUt i absolutly totaly was not thinking of anyone or thing in specific

[hottestzombie]

I eould make out wuth Spider0man

[hottestzombie]

anf Florsmve Pugj but dhe might be out of m t leagur

[hottestzombie]

this is the wrong blog. I went out with friends and watched Brand New Day but honestly I'm still right

[hottestzombie]

I eould make out wuth Spider0man

[hottestzombie]

anf Florsmve Pugj but dhe might be out of m t leagur

[hottestzombie]

I eould make out wuth Spider0man

[hottestzombie]

FUCK new jersey

[hottestzombie]

Dear Red Hood,

I've been wondering... what kind of person catches your eye? Brooding? Loud? Pretty? Menaces to society?

I'm not asking because I plan on using the answer to my advantage.

That would be shameless.

...I'm merely gathering information.

Sincerely, One handsome little devil. 😈😏

My type?

Uh hot, funny (lowki probably sarcastic) maybe ginger, uh, not afraid of blood or to legally or physically get their hands dirty.

The person doesn't have to be intelligent or have common sense but they do need to know how to handle the world, get around, influence and manage others.

I don't really know, I kinda go off the vibes people give me to whether I like them or not.

Who else are you getting information on??

[hottestzombie]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mfxg9dJ-jek

....

I don't know what half those words mean and why am I getting molested???

[malwareproductions]

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

[hottestzombie]

if someone had a rp blog of on OC In the batfam universe, would you allow them to tag you in some of their posts?? asking for a friend :)

yeah man,

I love meeting new people.

Works for information, contacts, blackmail, connections.

If you know me hit me up

.*)

[greenlitebrite]

batmans a BITCH