THE OV

just chocolate

[datable]

[fionaostbyillustration]

[besnurched]

congratulations

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

[destructojoe]

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

[deadlidynos-deactivated20171121]

[hottie-mama]

[boy-so-pale]

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[thebootydiaries]

this is why i blocked my brother on facebook

[dangeroustoast-blog]

Wax seals being sealed is a fascinating experience

[africansouljah]

[thetrippytrip]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[eue]

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

[the6raisedme]

[haus-of-ill-repute]

[midian-minded-deactivated201811]

Teach The Truth.

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

[crownsforusall]

That boy short-circuited

[tonysauraus]

🐸 🐸🐸

[sleepy-chaos-cub]

tell them they’re racist they will fucking LOSE THEIR MIND

[memewhore]

????????

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