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mndi: 27, yeah.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[chloeheel]

giving wicked handjobs with my wicked hands

[cruel-hiraeth]

struggling on it writhing on it crying on it screaming on it squirting on it cumming on it passing out on it

[knittedmittensstuff-deactivated]

Do u get hard from hurting me be honest (say yes say yes say yes please say yes say yes plseas pleae)

[meltingintomush-deactivated2025]

hey bud, would you mind pinning me to something and letting me struggle against your weight for a while? it’s good for my mental health

[alleycatboy]

i'll fuck you eventually relax let me be funny first

[scissorsaint]

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

[twashchan]

hey do u wanna jerk off together. as friends

[swagcatholic]

Sometimes I get so horny I actually touch myself sexually

[bunniope]

getting pussy and/or cock is not possible or feasible

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[banyell]

Men that thrust into you while you’re riding them 😩 >>>

[alliekills]

there’s nothing funny about wanting to be fucked facedown ass up by someone who wants to fuck you until you’re an empty brain, slack body, and barely conscious being pounded into while you just take it take it take it and beg them not to stop. i’m not laughing. are you laughing? i’m yearning. kill me.

[cosmicanger]

[rpfofficial]

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude