A HOUND WILL DIE FOR YOU

BUT NEVER LIE TO YOU ❝Sharp steel and strong arms rule this world, don't E V E R believe any different.❞

[houndnotaknight]

OOC; [Has it really been two years? Shit. I still don’t know if I’m back for good, but I think I missed being here]

[houndnotaknight]

OOC; [Well. Things certainly have changed here!]

[houndnotaknight]

📱 ((if you're still accepting))

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: this:

What contact photo my muse has set for yours: none?

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: nothing, their texting style is similar

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: when he sees his texts? when he’s busy, he answers them later if it’s not important

How often our muses text: at least once a month

How often our muses call: never, Sandor’s not much of a ‘calling person’

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: no unless he’s busy

Last text sent from my muse to yours: fuck off

[houndnotaknight]

Elia : baby

Aegon : mom I'm 34

Elia : baby

Rhaenys : mom

Sandor : Elia

Elia : shush babies

Sandor : I'm twice your size

Elia : b a b y

[houndnotaknight]

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What ringtone my muse has set for yours: Ron Swanson’s ringtone (haha nah idk)

What contact photo my muse has set for yours: none

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: if Renly uses emojis, then “fuck emojis”

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: when he gets them unless he’s in the middle of something

How often our muses text: not that often? just to see if the other wants a drink or to annoy each other

How often our muses call: never?

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: no

Last text sent from my muse to yours: now everytime I see peaches I think of you fuck you

[houndnotaknight]

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What ringtone my muse has set for yours: a Disney song from a movie Rhaenys kept watching when she was younger?

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: “the fuck does “idk ttyl” mean”

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: pretty quickly

How often our muses text: at least once or twice a week

How often our muses call: they usually just text each other

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: no

Last text sent from my muse to yours: hey princess it’s your mum’s birthday soon what do we do

[ladyoftheneck]

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MEME || ACCEPTING

What ringtone my muse has set for yours: The Go! Team - Get It Together

What contact photo my muse has set for yours: none cause he deletes every one she tries to put up.

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: some nouns would be good. verbs. adjectives. WHOLE WORDS! Something other than “k”

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: if her phone is on her, instantly. if it’s not…well you;’ll see her before she responds

How often our muses text: depends on verse but fairly often…especially a certain kind of text

How often our muses call: more often (he likes her voice but will say nothing!)

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: depends on if his dog ate her shoes on his watch

Last text sent from my muse to yours: [redacted to protect the minds of the innocent!!!]

[houndnotaknight]

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What ringtone my muse has set for yours: Cherry Pie - Warrant (so sorry but you know it’s true)

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: “stop typing so fast I can’t follow”

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: SO QUICKLY (unless it’s the divorce AU then... not so quickly)

How often our muses text: ALWAYS (unless... well, see above)

How often our muses call: Sandor usually waits until Meera calls and it’s gotta be important.

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: yeah... when he’s angry or too drunk.

Last text sent from my muse to yours: i’m bored. please tell me you’re wearing lingerie.

[houndnotaknight]

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What ringtone my muse has set for yours: Here Comes The Sun - The Beatles (let’s say this is a song they listened to regularly after she divorced Rhaegar)

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: “why are emojis even a thing”

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: as soon as he sees them. Sandor types soooo slowly though. Cause he’s got big fingers.

How often our muses text: daily when they don’t see each other

How often our muses call: not that often cause Sandor doesn’t like calling when he can text.

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: no. Unless he’s drunk and doesn’t her to hear that. 

Last text sent from my muse to yours: Lenore has started watching that show you like. Steven Universe? Thought you’d like that

[ask-the-seahorse-archive-blog]

Send 📱 To Find Out About My Muse's Phone

[carolinedearest]

ask-the-seahorse:

What ringtone my muse has set for yours:

What contact photo my muse has set for yours:

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts:

How quickly my muse responds to your texts:

How often our muses text:

How often our muses call:

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours:

Last text sent from my muse to yours:

[sunofdorne]

📱

What ringtone my muse has set for yours:

Doggie Trio- Bark, bark, song of happiness (I’m so sorry lmao)

What contact photo my muse has set for yours: 

What my muse thinks of the way yours texts: It’s fine honestly she doesn’t pay much attention as long as she understands

How quickly my muse responds to your texts: when she gets them, if she doesn’t miss it

How often our muses text: everyday once Sandor is out of the house. 

How often our muses call: for important shit or emergencies

Does my muse purposefully miss calls from yours: nope

Last text sent from my muse to yours: “I petted a dog today”

[weirdbuzzfeed]

same.

[buzzfeed]

jesse are you ok?

[sunofdorne]

@houndnotaknight

[upjumpedcutthroat]

houndnotaknight:

✎ upjumpedcutthroat: “You haven’t slept for days, have you?”

Sandor glared at the man. “That’s none of your bloody business.”

“You look like shit, is all I’m sayin’.”

[houndnotaknight]

“What, more than usual? Bugger off.”

[sunofdorne]

Doran when he’s not doing okay : *avoids everyone, pretends everything is okay and never talks about it*

Oberyn when he’s not doing okay : *does reckless and dangerous shit before he realizes he can speak to Elia but bursts into her room at like 3am on a monday night to do so*

Elia : I’m so tired

[houndnotaknight]

#and Sandor /long look

Sandor when he’s not doing okay: *drinks a lot, yells a lot, glares a lot, avoids everyone, tells anyone trying to help him to fuck off, ends up crying the moment Elia touches him and they’re alone and even then he tries to hide the fact that he’s crying*

[xingrenly-blog]

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# - Random Text

[To: Grumpy Dog]: did you know theyre accepting peaches at jousting tournaments now?

[To: Grumpy Dog]: the jackpot is literally a cauldron filled with peaches

[To: Grumpy Dog]: come by and place your bets we can enjoy a feast with nothing but peaches!

[houndnotaknight]

[to: that cocky asshole] didn’t know. don’t care either.

[to: that cocky asshole] why the fuck would i want to eat nothing but peaches anyway.

[houndnotaknight]

❝You only ever touch me in the dark.❞

He looked up at her, frowning. Where did that come from? He touched her plenty, and not just in the dark. 

“That’s not true. What are you talking about?”

[houndnotaknight]

❝I love you, but you’re not mine.❞

“...What do you mean by that?”