[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[dramaticbackstory]

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

[capacity]

Bottom academy vs top academy

[assgod]

[transheadcrab]

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

[transheadcrab]

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

[adarkersoul]

“We all love Nicole, and there’s no way in hell she is dying today.”

[hallucin8]

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

[29knutstoasickle-blog]

Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!

[oocharleneoo]

Emma’s reaction though 

[stephanie-judith-tanner-blog]

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

[mysticfeather]

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…

[setheverman]

“no homo”? why the hell not???

[bs-el]

Seth ever-man coming in with the biggest mood of the month when usually it is he who is asking

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

[mens-rights-activia]

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

[the-bakeneko]

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

[zionvalley]

good ending: fallout 76 is an entirely new game with the roleplaying options of previous games and the mechanics of fallout 4

bad ending: fallout 76 is an online game only available for switch

most likely ending: fallout 76 battle royale

[bungiesdestiny]

Everyone knows that at the end of the stream Todd Howard is going to walk out in a full vault suit and say “war…..war never changes……but Skyrim does” and will announce Skyrim is being ported to fallout 4

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[paralol]

Some after laughter crush crush crush for yall plus beat it mashup

[paralol]

I don’t care what anyone says this version of the song is a blessing

[gaminginsanity]

bethesda really broke their fans

[janefondalesbian-archive-deacti]

my 14 year old brother: you should be polite to everyone

my 10 year old sister: no you shouldn’t. not if they’re evil.

[pillowprincesslexa]

20GAYTEEN

[misskamala]

Lady Bird (2017) Director: Greta Gerwig

[thebirdroads]

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

[calibrate]

Please explain

[thebirdroads]

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded

[thefluffyreindeer]