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#this story isn’t even mine: ooc #finally getting around to updating my pinned post #Wanted to do a fancy promo like everyone else but eh #I like just floatin down the lazy river that is Tumblr

"Holy fuck..." Anubis murmurs to himself as he stares up at Nectar's face "I killed a sphinx..."

"I KILLED THE SPHINX!!"

"I should bring her an apology offering later..." He wonders if Nectar might like baklava?

#almond's hunger games simulator #honor thine dead: anubis #sweet chimera #death tw

"What do you mean in some countries I'm not allowed to drink this stuff yet?" The teen god remarks, holding up the bottle of wine. "Mortals offer this stuff to me all the time."

Okay that last bit is a lie, he's never really gotten many, if any, offerings in his comparatively short life span compared to other gods... But Ma'at lets him have a glass of wine at the family diners.

#honor thine dead: anubis #almond's hunger games simulator #alcohol tw #underage drinking tw #Anubis is 18 so he's allowed to drink in some countries but not others but still tagging in case

"NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!!" Hermes pleads as he tries to run away from his, metaphorical, brother!

#guidance and mischief: hermes #almond's hunger games simulator #hriobzagelthewanderer

"Hm, that seems like a problem." Hermes hums as he looks down at the flames. "But not my problem."

Flying is such a wonderful ability.

#guidance and mischief: hermes #they’re important later: dash commentary #almond's hunger games simulator

TUMBLR WHAT DO YOU MEAN I QUEUED SEVERAL THINGS YESTERDAY AND NOW THEY'RE ALL GONE????

#this story isn’t even mine: ooc #Now I remember why I never used the queue feature

@hriobzagelthewanderer Liked for a GODLY starter

"Look, I don't care how much Shylow loved it, we're not smashing fruit at her next party." the god remarks, staring the fae down as he crossed his arms. It had been a rather sticky mess to clean up and Apophis had to hear the single moms at the school pick up make uncomfortable remarks about him and the red head for weeks after.

Granted, the remarks were never said to his face but he has much better hearing than one might think for a serpent.

"Why don't we craft something just as cool but far less messy? Like fireworks?"

#the doomed serpent: apophis #hriobzagelthewanderer #i’ll reread the books: threads

"Oh yeah, the phantom of the opera's also a groomer."

"That's right! Christine was only 7 when she came to the opera and he started weaponizing her orphan trauma! And he was, what? 20-something?"

"Do you two have to ruin everything about the theater?"

"No, but it's fun to."

#sheathe your claws: safire #four black crows a daughter: shins #the morning star: sacara #you guys look amazing: ic interaction #they’re important later: dash commentary #I rewatched Moulin Rouge recently and now watching Phantom and LMAO #based on a conversation me and some friends had when I showed them this movie

@onlyheartaches Liked for a CHILD starter

Jacob stares at Magneto. The child looking completely baffled. Okay, he knows Opa is supposed to teach him how to use his powers, but there's no way he can learn how to do that!

He shakes his head, crossing and uncrossing his arms in a big no gesture.

Nope. There's no way he's going to be able to lift that from here even if he's got access to the electro magnetic spectrum! Not to mention he's only just starting to really learn his powers. Isn't that too advanced a skillset for him right now?

Jacob folds his hands into finger guns and points around, clicking his tongue to get across he wants to learn to shoot. He liked learning to shoot lightning from his fingers! Can't they just keep doing that? It was cool!

#little engine that could: jacob #onlyheartaches #i’ll reread the books: threads

"Ya'll ever thought about how the phantom of the opera is just a freakishly strong incel."

Soc opens her mouth...

Then closes it, pressing a knuckle to her chin.

"For once, you... You're kinda right??"

#four black crows a daughter: shins #the morning star: sacara #you guys look amazing: ic interaction #I have the urge to rewatch early 2000s musicals again

onlyheartaches

His big ol' ear is up. Is that chaos he hears?

CAN HE JOIN???

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"KRYPTO NO!!"

Unfortunately, Shylow speaks fello chaos agent and breaks the fourth wall.

"COME HERE, KRYPTO! HERE BOY!"

@onlyheartaches

#onlyheartaches #dogs tw #flower gleam and glow: shylow #my eyes are weak: ma'at

Something explodes in the backyard and then Ma'at remembers.

She's got two scientists in progress and an entity of chaos for grandchildren.

Krypto might actually be right at home here.

#my eyes are weak: ma'at #they’re important later: dash commentary #onlyheartaches #lastedson

"Told you your calculations were off."

Jacob considers electrocuting his cousin for a moment before he decides better and just scribbles down some observation notes.

"LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!!" Shylow cries, face covered in ash and hair sticking up in all directions.

Safe to say, their little home made rocket ship was a failure.

#flower gleam and glow: shylow #the sun disk: djin #little engine that could: jacob #they’re important later: dash commentary #you guys look amazing: ic interaction

It feels a little mean to say but...

She's so glad Krypto doesn't live in her house.

#my eyes are weak: ma'at #they’re important later: dash commentary #onlyheartaches #lastedson #I have been GIGGLING at this for the past two days

@aonokumura liked for an (IM)MORTAL starter

"Well, hello there pup." Shins hums as the young demon enters her shop. The Warlock pops a candy from the bowl on the counter into her mouth. "What can I do you for?"

She then holds up a hand to stop him before he could say anything.

"Quick disclaimer, I don't do love or hypnosis potions. Too much risk of legal action." And that's not even counting the moral implications. She's not looking to get arrested...

Again.

#four black crows a daughter: shins #aonokumura #i’ll reread the books: threads

nynph-desiree

“The Moon & The Stars” dress by Frieda Lepold

#the morning star: sacara #the morning star: aesthetic

@onlyheartaches Liked for an (IM)MORTAL starter

"Oh, terribly sorry to bother you." the young man speaks in a rather thick Norwegian accent as he placed the helm back on the mantle. He turns to face the other, hooking his thumbs in his pockets and rocking back on his heels.

"I was just looking around. Can't fault me for wanting to see the place where my baby sister is living, now can you?"

He smiles and gives a theatrical bow "Servac Lokison, at your service."

#onlyheartaches #cleverest man in the world: servac #i’ll reread the books: threads #FINALLY DOING SOMETHING WITH THIS FUCKER

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