"Gathered with a coven around a sorceress table."

Jill. 25. Genuis, Billionaire, Playboy, philanthropist

[baaozher]

tumblr you get to see this too because tumblr is my favorite app ever

[baaozher]

tumblr you get to see this too because tumblr is my favorite app ever

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[nitewrighter]

Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

"You've got a problem with Andrew?"

[notebooks-and-laptops]

[hollowtones]

& Then a weird guy appear

[lazarrusrising]

[finelytaylored]

MONTREAL METROS (minus hayden) NEED TO BE CATAPULTED INTO THE SUN

[autistobrat]

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

[godsarecrazy]

Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess

[tigerator]

how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website

[hooveringthemotherland]

One of the biggest issues of moving to England as a person who is Ukrainian AND neurodivergent is not knowing how to answer the small talk question of "how are you", but today I was reminded that Ukrainian blessed me with the phrase that roughly translates as "living is hard but dying would be a pity" and can we please naturalise it so I can use it all day every day

[rainintheevening]

Living is hard, but dying would be a pity.

[kookaburrito]

Literally have this hanging in my house

[cunobaros]

As a Swede who moved to the UK at the end of the previous millennium, I found I needed an acceptable substitute for "jämna plågor" (consistent/continuous suffering/pains), and settled on "Plodding on".

Had I known about "Living is hard but dying would be a pity" I would have used that instead.

[sheisraging]

nbd i'm fine

[charlielovesbuffy]

broke: Connor and Hudson are the exact opposite of their characters

woke: Connor and Hudson are who their characters are inside; Ilya is secretly a big tender softie and Shane is secretly a giant freak

[wyatthazy]

iconic moments from Heated Rivalry 1.02 Olympians (picture shane's arch and him getting ate in your mind palace, they're here in my heart)

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams VANITY FAIR x AMAZON MGM STUDIOS AWARDS SEASON PARTY

[inward]

ur tellin me a strawberry pounded this cake

[diakrino-xx-deactivated20250331]

my emotional support internet strangers

[evanzbuck]

Ilya felt like his smile was going to split his face. He was overwhelmingly happy. Shane was beaming up at him, eyes bright and freckles crinkled, and Ilya loved him. And Shane loved him. Holy fucking shit. Shane Hollander is in love with me.

[flodaya]

everything coming full circle (2/2)

[areax]

Jed portrayed the shapeshifting alien taking the form of a Norwegian dog in John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). Jed was half-wolf, half Canadian malamute, and according to Carpenter, was an excellent animal actor—after becoming familiar with the cast and crew, he would not look at the camera, crew, or dolly during scenes. Jed’s quiet manner perfectly reflected the alien’s unsettling nature. Jed would go on to act in a few other movies, and lived on his trainer Clint Rowe’s animal sanctuary until his death at age eighteen—quite old for a dog of his breed.

[devnaut]

literally where is his oscar