I'm A Jellybean

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[petkota]

so this happened to me today

[jeegoo]

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

[teashoesandhair]

He’s not stealing, he’s robin

[elodieunderglass]

(Clasping your shoulder gently)

You’re right. And he looks like a real tit doing it too

[unbotheredmuse]

[hazystars]

you forgot the best part tho

(via @butchmuppet)

[chilewithcarnage]

no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come

[enki2]

[pterygoidwalk]

sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[perfectpickleskeletonslime]

His mother not giving a fuck and hitting him over and over

[grindlebone]

[artistaspiring]

[jahmyaa]

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

[phontsforevs]

i feel the need to reblog bc i just scrolled past this kind of post and my life is hell lol so hi

[raspberrythin]

Just doing it so my check won’t be $1 when I get it

[thexanadream]

i don’t trust myself enough to scroll

[bettysgardcn-deactivated2023100]

dont play with people’s lives man

[stvrxoid]

oop

[umchrisevans]

I had a terrible week last week I’m not taking any chances

[royallyprincesslilly]

*kisses teeth extra loud and annoying like, with the exaggerated eye roll*

[funny-tik-toks]

[obe]

[ifightformyfriends]

You’re telling me a LOBSTER squeezed this lime?

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Gin and clawnic

[themythicalcodfish]

This is your bartender everywhere in Maine

[normal-horoscopes]

A 4th century CE statue of Aphroditos. Her cock wards off evil spirits. Reblog to rid your blog of evil spirits.

[megalodonpussy]

[possession]

Jennifer’s Body (2009) Black Swan (2010) Gone Girl (2014) The Witch (2014) The Neon Demon (2016) The Love Witch (2016) Suspiria (2018) Hereditary (2018) X (2022)

[animatejournal]

Lupin III Part 2 | Creator: Monkey Punch | Studio: TMS | Japan, 1977-1980  

[pastebun]

important addition

[l0verseyes]

[catasters]

[ozi-uwu]

Me about to sniff you

[rues-daya]

completely heartbroken by the news. thank you Angus for being our Fezco and for letting us witness you shine your talent. rest easy you sweet soul 🕊️🤍