Chris Evans for Esquire (2020)
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Chris Evans for Esquire (2020)
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I don’t think it. I know it. Because I knew my granddad. Maybe you and I were the only two who knew him, so you’re not going to bullshit me on this. Because, two, I know lying makes you puke. Because of that mafia game last 4th of July. And, three, I know you just ate a full plate of baked beans and sausage. So, look me in the eye, and tell me what happened to my grandfather.
Attar of Nishapur, from “The Conference of the Birds,” or. publ. c. 1177
Knives Out hints at the self-righteous Thrombeys’ racist views of Latino people and immigrants in general well before they target Marta and threaten to have her mother detained. In the film’s early flashbacks, the Thrombeys each referred to Marta’s country of origin as a different place. To one, she was a lovely young woman from Ecuador; to another, Marta hailed from Paraguay. Their cluelessness is played for comedic relief as the film’s tension builds, and Johnson’s message is clear: The Thrombeys’ ignorance is the joke, not Marta’s heritage.
THIS — !!!
The pain piles on in Civil War, sadly.
[by david christopher bell, via cracked]
ALWAYS reblog. Signal boosting the FUUUUUUUUuuck outta this.
Reblogging because I care about and worry about Tony even if his so-called friends write it off as Tony being Tony
FUCKING. YES.
this actually makes me sad ):
First look at Wanda Maximoff in Marvel’s WandaVision (2020-)
IM SCREAMING
what a woman 🥺💞
I don’t think it. I know it. Because I knew my granddad. Maybe you and I were the only two who knew him, so you’re not going to bullshit me on this. Because, two, I know lying makes you puke. Because of that mafia game last 4th of July. And, three, I know you just ate a full plate of baked beans and sausage. So, look me in the eye, and tell me what happened to my grandfather.
ransom handsome —
this should’ve happened in endgame tbfh
Knives Out (2019) Directed by Rian Johnson.
Avengers: Endgame, dir. Anthony Russo, Joe Russo // 2019
one of my favorite steve looks ✊😔
if marvel revealed that steve rogers was actually stuck in the quantum realm it would legitimately be one of the most unsettling plot twists they could manage like not only would it mean that old steve is not steve at all, rather someone or something else, but it would also imply that steve didn’t finish his mission and return all the stones & that the very fabric of reality is in danger
the thing about this is that the reveal would be absolutely bonkers and hit SO hard no matter how they did it bc not only would the audience would have the immediate and sinking understanding that they were wrong and unaware of the severity of the situation But they’d also have to watch as the rest of the characters continued day to day life w/o any suspicious while an imposter lived among them, reality begins to falter, and the real steve is stuck somewhere
while I’m at it .... possible ways they could reveal it
1. a scene with old steve interacting w sam and bucky immediately followed by a shot of Vormir that gradually zooms in on a man (steve) dancing alone on the cliff w a blank expression
2. old steve makes a huge mistake and answers a question or does something that we the audience know is 1000% ooc to the extreme but no one else notices
3. someone DOES realize old steve is an imposter but old steve realizes they figured it out .... and then we find out just how dangerous “old steve” is
how it could fit into the mcu :
-falcon & the winter soldier proceeds as normal. there’s no hints that’s something wrong. the Very last scene of the series is the dramatic reveal (to the audience only) that old steve is not steve rogers
-this is not immediately touched upon again. there is no easy fix or instant solution. rather, in the shows & movies, there seems to be something off. events and characters exist that shouldn’t & others disappear. reality is beginning to decay.
-wanda & vision is a result of this: they are forced into an alternative reality (the 50s)
-loki (who travels interdimensionally) begins to notice the signs and the danger the ENTIRE multiverse is in, and alternates between causing mischief and trying to bandage the holes in reality back together
-enter dr strange. maybe it’s bucky who alerts him, fearful of what has been posing as “steve” & what happened to the real one. or loki, who “wouldn’t be here unless it was important”. or wanda or or or. but then his film is a direct response to this growing problem within the mcu. the unraveling of reality. the invasion of whatever is trying to cause it. it’s a battle against time, as his memories and abilities begin to fade away. it’s him finding the real steve, wherever he may be, and whoever did this to him.
I fucking need this
Someone better fucking send this to marvel right the fuck now
Chris Evans on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (November 4th, 2019)
he bby 🥺💞
oh sweet
I’m in heaven
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
oh my . . 👀
Pre-Serum Steve Rogers is 5′4
Natasha Romanoff is 5′3
The fact that pre-serum, tiny, sickly Steve Rogers is still taller than Natasha Romanoff is EVERYTHING
me & steve be matching heights I’m ✊😪
me giving all of my love to natasha romanoff
the witch’s hat stays on during sex
Oh this parallel hurts
Steve being helped forward...
Bucky being shoved back.
I’m not crying—you are.