the truth is out there

hold me closer tiny dancer

[harpylady]

what ever

[zanephillips]

THE SIMPSONS 10.18 "Simpsons Bible Stories"

[immortalloverodd]

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

[theapatheticstag]

I just had a fucking stroke

[yungbludz]

I haven’t been the same ever since this video came out

[catchymemes]

[45percenterthen]

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

[thepleasuregoblin]

you are all sick in the head

[45percenterthen]

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

[countingstars-17]

📽️: eddy.beef

[strongermonster]

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.

[peacozy]

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

calamity jane in film:

calamity jane irl:

amelia earhart in film:

amelia earhart irl:

[overpoweredbyfunk-deactivated20]

It's the erasure of butch women for me

[aggressionbread]

The concept of abortion does not exist in soap operas. "Oh no it'll ruin my life if they find out I'm carrying the child of my boyfriend's evil uncle" girl kill that thing

[lonestatus]

bed of rice sounds like the coziest place to be

[cunt-inent]

^ wet phone mentality

[deanwinchesterapologist]

i feel bad for people who weren't teenagers during the one direction era .There are things about this world you could never understand

[librarycard]

please for the love of god look at this ceramic i found at the thrift store

[catchymemes]

[vomitgrrrrl]

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

[midnight-shy]

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pumpkinylink]

The cherry pie worked for me and here’s to hoping it’ll work for you too

[fanficaddict13125-deactivated20]

Let the cherry pie do it’s magic