don't let them tame you.

Alyssa. 30s. USA. delusional daniel apologist my gifs | my edits | my videos

[danthropologie]

i don't mean ANY hate with this at all, but sometimes I wish I was as delusional as you :(( it would make life better

i'm literally printing this out and pinning it to my fridge as we speak

[mythmagicetc]

oh you love me? name 97 of my trials and tribulations

[kafkaswasteddayz]

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

[ruslanfedotenko]

Seattle Kraken @ Minnesota Wild ⤷ April 7, 2026

[ruslanfedotenko]

Minnesota Wild @ Dallas Stars ⤷ April 9, 2026

[hocceius]

i thought he was gonna pull out a tooth on ice. PULL! IT! OUT!

[dumbwaves]

we have heated rivalry at home

[kotortwo]

oh that gap in my resume? i was imprisoned by the lizard king for a few years, it was a whole thing. big misunderstanding, completely exonerated. but that ties into the next item on the list, 2 years as consort to the lizard king. that was actually a volunteer situation

[couthbbg]

[rickybaby]

I’m scared he might piddle a little bit

[ef-1]

Do NOT ask me for a source but I know in my heart that daniel would have slayed these cars, I know in my HEART that the move away from groundeffect would have brought him back into his element

[sea-shelly]

Sometimes I have such a clear image of George Russell licking his own eyeballs giraffe style I forget he probably doesn't do that IRL.

[ovur]

You have me blocked meanwhile I'm literally nice. Don't you feel ridiculous?

[mac-reynolds]

[slutforpringles]

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[overtake]

australia 2024

[feraltwinkseb]

March 31, 2023 - Melbourne, Australia Source: Mark Thompson/Getty Images