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Redditors design worst volume sliders possible
Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )
Well, this post went a bit nuts.
That last one honestly belongs in hell
what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs
the trans experience of, after running as far away from your forcibly assigned gender as possible, turning around and cautiously approaching it from the other side
IT'S FUN WHEN I'M BEING PERCEIVED AS A GUY WHO PAINTS HIS NAILS AND WEARS RINGS NOT A GIRL WHO PAINTS HER NAILS AND WEARS RINGS
This story just keeps getting worse and worse
Nothing about any of what I just read makes any actual sense
Meanwhile in Plymouth, MN, a white kid this past week brought a gun to his high school, shot it into the air in the hallways, and OF COURSE is taken in without being hurt or shot.
Unfriendly reminder that this was labelled as a "school shooting" for several days in an attempt to cover up what actually happened.
Even unfriendlier reminder that after enough push back, knoxville pd caved and released the body cam footage of all four officers involved. The child was being restrained by two officers at the time he was shot.
I donāt know if any of you had the same experience as me, but I tried therapy when I was a teenager living in an abusive household and thought it was a waste of time. Ultimately my biggest problems (dad) were beyond my control and no amount of coping would make them better. Now that Iām an adult with actual control over my life and donāt live with my dad anymore therapy is MUCH more helpful.
If any of you had bad experiences with therapy when you were younger it may be worth it to try again now.
THE SAME GOES FOR MEDICATION!! I tried meds as a teenager and they were powerless to help much due to my living situation being horrible. I thought that meant medication didnāt work for me. Now that Iām out of that situation and trying agajn I can really see a difference.
this still holds true even if your stress source isnāt abuse. therapy did me no good as a kid even though my parents were genuinely loving and they did the best anyone couldāve done with the resources and information they had. there was just a lot of other stuff going on ā various undiagnosed disabilities, the cold war, the AIDS epidemic, being a queer teen in the 1980ā²s, chronic insomnia, an allergy to aspartame i didnāt know i had when i was drinking 3 cans of diet coke every morning to wake up, blah blah blah ā yeah, therapy wasnāt gonna do jack shit for me in those circumstances.
so if you try therapy and it doesnāt help, try again when your situation has changed some. as soon as you can get some traction in your life, a good therapist will be invaluable.
canāt believe some of you tried to say undertale was cringe as if it did not raise the bar for rpg style games AND have a banging soundtrack AND multiple endings AND a good story AND unique mechanics
memeing sans was good tho itās what he would have wanted
#undertale is great you guys are just mean
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if youāve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier youād forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)
A reminder.
I need to do like all of these frick
Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply
āFor shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?ā
(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)
I felt compelled
I donāt think Iāve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.
Also
1. I usually get sick like 2-3 times a year. 2020? None.
2. Allergies exist. Allergies with a mask on are much easier
3. Men can be gross and if a someone wants to not deal with some douchebag telling them to "smile, honey" by wearing a mask, then more power to them
4. Face tracking software is a thing and it's creepy af and face masks make it harder to track your face.
5. It's a fashion thing. Wearing a mask that matches your outfit? Pristine.
6. Hate having people look at your face? Mask!
7. Selfconscious about your mouth/nose/teeth? Mask!
8. Is customer-service-smile so much more rearable if you only have to squint your eyes? Mask!
The new CDC guidelines for fully vaxxed people aren't going to make me stop wearing my mask. They just make me less paranoid of the maskhole conservatives who refuse to do the bare minimum for other people.
what was discord thinking with the logo + name redesign it looks so grim š
baby what did they do to you...
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anyone else scared of single player minecraft. not just like oh itās scary to mine alone. but the odd paranoia that there is another user there. that youāll be playing alone and leave your house and thereās a person standing there. or youāre mining and thereās a user standing in the path you mined that leaves when you see it
God I thought I was the only one
i literally can never play for long before getting that genuine weird fear and exiting the game :(
are you scared of herobrine
Honestly Minecraft is so eerie because of that loneliness. I have always seen the āstoryā of Minecraft as Steveās fruitless search for other survivors, wandering the landscape, following maps and unearthing ruins and hoping to signal to someone elseāanyone elseāthat he is here, that heās alive.
For example, the Beacon has obvious utility for the player, but in the story, it seems much more like it would be built as a signal to others.
It is made more eerie by the fact that the creatures he encounters are misshapen mirrors of a human form. The villagers are clearly evolved either from humans or a human-like ancestor, but are not themselves human. Drowned and Zombies perhaps were once human, but unlike zombie villagers, it seems that they cannot be cured. (Maybe he will find a way. Maybe, maybe.)
The Endermen are peaceful when respected, if unnerving. They used to frighten him, but he has been alone for so long; the empty horizon that once held hope has become so unwelcoming that the garbled syllables of these flitting black figures are almost a comfort. He talks back to them, seeing patterns in the handful of noises they repeat that arenāt there.
He has followed the clues left in the ruins, piecing together doors to the hellish, inhospitable realms the previous inhabitants of this world must have tried to escape to, and encountered incomprehensible beings. He has discovered weapons and ancient texts imbued with magic and learned to replicate it.
It has been so long. He has traveled so far, from the harsh, unforgiving lands of the desert, over mountains and into sticky jungles, and there is never a new clue, a new signal, something, anything left that might indicate that there are survivors.
So what would he think, if he saw someone appear, standing in the doorway of the fortress he has built over the years, someone human? Someone else, after so long spent searching? After so long spent knowing, deep, deep down, that there is no one else left?
What is more likely? That he would think this is a surviving human, incomprehensibly, after all this time?
Or that this is yet another being, in a world of magic and strange power, that once was human, or is trying to be human, or is not quite human, that is just
better than the others at pretending?
NO BECAUSE I HAVE A REAL LIFE STORY ABOUT THIS.
back in the very old days of minecraft pocket edition, when i was literally a child and the ui looked a little like this:
(man, old memories)
i had tried to join a world of mine. a single player world, mind you, that i had played on before.
when i loaded in, the game was glitching horribly, but that wasnāt uncommon for my shitty 2014 ipad, but, BUT, as i waited for the game to correct it, i got a chat message
āSteve has joined the game.ā
then it crashed.
when i tell you i CRIED. i was like. a child. i still believed in herobrine at the time. my friends just say i accidentally clicked on a server instead. but i DIDNāT. i KNOW i didnāt. i was so scared oh my god.
anyway thatās why iām scared of single player minecraft now lol
I was never afraid of singleplayer but I can see why you are.
well.
that's a half lie.
although I've never been scared of it, the paranoia of seeing something that Should Not Be There in the game is just,,, horrible. and I feel it pretty often.
I can play the game for hours on end without much problem (throwback to that one time I played for 11 hours straight with barely any breaks), but every once in a while I'll get this feeling of dread, like I'm being watched, like something is there.
I know that it's a bunch of bullshit and I'm just being paranoid, but the lingering "what if?" is always in the back of my mind.
also in my oldest mc world there was a tunnel that I dont have any memory making. I remember making everything in that world, even if it's just a small little "picture" of that time. I have memories from doing everything in that world except that tunnel. it most likely wasnt my siblings since they cant join without me on.
if we're thinking about it logically, it was probably some kind of generation error since the world has been around since ~2017 and hadn't been played on for about a year when I logged on it when I found the tunnel.
but I like to joke about my favorite worlds being haunted, since my current world has had it's own weird glitches, like a raid being called on my home despite it not being near a village, and seeing a baby zombie riding on an adult zombies shoulders.
theres a logical reason to everything, and then theres the fun reason. I love Minecraft <3
okay but like seriously dude i fucking hate single player minecraft like for these reasons and these reasons only its lowkey terrifying
I am still terrified of single player mc for this I've always played with my brother or cousins and it feels so off whenever I play alone and so fricking scary especially the music is so lonely like idk it's so good but so lonely when you're playing alone
Hot take: Technoblade being funny during "serious" role-play isn't "breaking a character" because c!Techno canonicaly struggles in social interactions. Him genuinely answering Tommy's "What is wrong with you?" question or "The adults are speaking." line were 100% natural for a person like that to say in those situations.
It doesn't make c!Techno a bad character or cc!Techno a bad actor/writer. It doesn't take away from the overall drama or brake anyones immersion. It does make the mood a bit less heavy, but consider - people who are a part of a situation have an effect on that situation.
Okay uh⦠idk what happened recently, but what the hell? Why is the Awesamdude tag so full of hate again?? Why are people main tagging their hate again??? Why is the fun getting sucked out of the main tag again???Ā
Iām sorry but⦠why do yaāll do that? Canāt you just⦠keep the hate on the #c!awesamdude critical and #c!sam critical tags?? Itās honestly getting kinda old. Seeing these dumb discourse about whoās fault it is and who should be blamed and whatever the hell is happening with c!Sam and c!Tommy.Ā
Canāt we Awesamdude enjoyers just search up the main tag for our favorite streamer and not see how horrible his character is? Canāt we visit the main tag and not see how much people hate our favorite character? How much they want to punch/strangle/kill him? Canāt we scroll down the main tag without getting stressed out with all this negativity? Canāt we enjoy Awesamdude content without having to endure all the shit our main character gets???
All your feelings about the lore is valid, but sheesh some of you need to learn how to chill and how to tag properly. Iām not even gonna stop at the Awesamdude hate maintagging anymore, this call out post extends to all the characters who get main tag hate as well.
Please, for the love of everything holy, STOP MAINTAGGING YOUR HATE.Ā
Stop main tagging your Tommy, Technoblade, Wilbur, Philza, Awesamdude, Dream, Quackity, Jack Manifold, and literally every other DSMP character criticals and hate. Itās not cool to just freaking shove negativity onto the people who enjoy these characters without wanting to get involved with all the drama.
Call me dramatic or sensitive, I donāt care. Iām pushing for organization, respect and proper etiquette. All of which this fandom seems to lack.Ā
There are critical tags for a reason. If you made an in depth essay/analysis on how one character is the worst or why you hate them or why their actions are not redeemable, put it in the critical tags. If you make a meme denouncing your title of apologist, a simple sentence declaring your hate on a character, a declaration of distaste and violence towards the character, put it in the critical tags. If you think main tagging those things soĀ āother people can see itā, then you better stop that shit. That isnāt cool in the slightest.Ā
This is a passive-aggressive reminder that not everyone wants to see their favorite character get hate. That not everyone likes seeing their favorite character get judged so negatively in the main tags. That not everyone enjoys reading about all the drama that goes on in the DSMP.
We just want to have fun. And critical/hate posts in the main tags are not fun at all.
TL;DR: STOP MAIN TAGGING YOUR CRITICAL/HATE POSTS
Techno with Viking haircut...sort of?
I kinda wanna redesign my human techno, make his appearance more fit into his voice. I find it hard to convince myself that his voice comes from some of my previous human techno. I might keep the old crown and cloths. Just some personal opinion, Iām curious what would you guys think?
IT'S SO GOOD WHAT HOW
I. I need all the alignment chart memes. All. All of them. My hands are shaking. Please.
AIGHT YALL RB THIS POST WITH YOUR ALIGNMENT CHART BLANKS FOR THIS ANON
IāLL GO FIRST
Saving this for later para purposes
You people are saints