Sharks can't run

I'm Kelsey. Hi

[howfastcanasharkrun]

Do you ever wonder if John Wilkes said to himself “alright, this is the moment of Booth” before he did what he did

[radioheade-moved-blog-blog]

[howfastcanasharkrun]

someone: um, can i talk to you for a sec? i need to ask you a serious question.

me: remembers every tiny thing i've ever done wrong since the second i was born

[gifheaven]

[mindbodymissedconnections]

me coming to comfort u

[whynotfabulous]

[boyegas-deactivated20181222]

[siizzy]

[hmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmm]

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

[weloveshortvideos]

[barebackinq]

The potatoes are on the loose

[rexuality]

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

[moonfalora]

[cantaloupemilk]

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

[cantaloupemilk]

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

[phlynn]

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

[subtubitles]

[liquefied]

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

[rumour-deactivated20140807]

[ryulongd]

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit 

[rumblefishx]

EXCUSE ME

[i0beyzayn-deactivated20130721]

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon? 

[theperks]

I would just immediately start crying

[nothingislinear]