Not Your Average Hawk

I'm too hawkward to handle...

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[funny-tik-toks]

[tboy-cock]

the first episode of game changer season 8 was fucking crazy. we got jerome full ass out, lou wilson accusing the entire staff team and some random guy he found outside of calling him the n word, and ally beardsly taking an actual bong rip on the show with the bong filled with whiskey instead of water and also fully naming people on the epstein files, including people who are like actually in them and are in political power. this is the first episode of the new season. this is episode one. im scared for whats gonna happen in future episodes

[glossymint]

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[flutterbvnny]

daddy has regretfully informed kitten that we need a dual income household to survive

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[loumandivorce]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[mockwa]

[johnturturro]

All dead… all rotten. Elves and men and orcses. A great battle, long ago. The Dead Marshes… yes, that is their name

[kushblazer666]

[tall]

[dogpuppy]

[doubleca5t]

Uhhhh let me be queer

[artingsumstuff]

Shout out to Bill Potts. Underrated companion. A black woman, a lesbian, fell in love with a sentient puddle, had a date interrupted by the literal pope, ran away with the afformentioned sentient puddle. No one is doing is quite like her.

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[pussyluvr2000]

Every job application in 2026 is like can you please tell us a bedtime story