Not Your Average Hawk

I'm too hawkward to handle...

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[bleekay]

[outtox1cated]

New favorite genre of posts

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[tyaz]

Found this and I swear there's no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience

[harcodia]

I want you to know I found this one.... So to see the another one was hilarious

[darkcomedies]

[dear-julien]

[leninisms]

good by 2007 hello 2008!

[cryingdancer]

[grantwilson]

paul refeereno and paul robailiffo should fall in love. get foremanlino involved, call that a paulycule

[matrose]

quora please stop emailing me

[sigmaleph]

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

[frogus]

I think we should be able to throw up like a ball of black slime whenever we feel bad and then. suddenly we are healed

[marlinspirkhall]

- Cats, moments before wandering into the garden to chew grass conspicuously

[loveridden1999]

[girlnephew]

[env0]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]