One of the Ten Fools

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[canyoutakemehome]

I drew the frank iero X's over my eyes in middle school once and they called my parents

[koiagain]

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

[what-even-is-thiss]

Made bread again

[the-damnable-fool]

Did you get the recipe straight from the Bannered Mare in Whiterun?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Can’t a man make three slashes in his bread without being accused of plagiarizing a video game

[distractionsfromthefood]

[storyweavingspider]

I am going insane because the version I shared was from a fucking journalist IN THE HOSPITAL WITH HIM and people keep going “oh we have to wait for an article confirming it twitter isn’t reliable” like we haven’t been told repeatedly republicans are keeping him the barest consideration of alive until august to prevent a special election and anyone filling his place until January! News websites have accidentally posted in memoriam articles they were told not to!

“Brain dead isn’t REALLY dead” WE HAVE NEVER SUCCESSFULLY BROUGHT ANYONE BACK FROM BRAIN DEATH

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[silvermoon424]

[glacecakes]

[crinosg]

So this is gonna end in two ways.

One, Mich is actually dead (Or functionally dead).

Or he does come back and finds out while he was in the hospital the entire fucking world was preemptively dancing on his grave and wishing he was dead.

And quite frankly I'm not sure which one would be better.

[jeeperso]

Schodinger's Lich

[crinosg]

One thing that occurred to me today, but this if this is in fact the end for Ol Mitch McConnell, then it is indeed a fitting one.

The shitty little troll who stole two Supreme court seats from us (one by stalling against Obama to wait out the clock, and then the second one by rushing through RGB's replacement before Biden could get into office) is now being basically used as a puppet because the GOP don't want to risk his spot on another special election that they might lose.

No care, no regard, nobody mourning him. The dems see him as a miserable piece of shit who fucked the Supreme court, and the GOP are just using him as a corpse puppet until they can get his replacement in at which point they will chuck him into the trash. Even his wife just fucked off to China and hasn't been back since he went to the hospital.

For someone as obsessed with his name and legacy as McConnell was, I can think of no better send off.

Also I hope they throw out that fucking display of him at his old Alma Mater that's only there because he paid them to put it in.

[stealthclaw1]

He died as he lived: doing everything he can to screw over democracy

I hope they just toss his fucking desiccated corpse in the street to rot and be defiled.

[stufflikethathere]

I’m only 28 and it feels a million times better than 23. I can’t wait to see what 30 feels like. Becoming an older woman is filled with internal validation, an inner calm, a recognition of patterns. I am not perfect but I accept myself despite it.

[durnesque-esque]

My life has only gotten better since I turned 30 (not necessarily the state of the world, obviously), my internal sense of self and security in who I am and who I want to be.

I will note, while a lot of this is fully the process of aging - parts of your brain finishing cooking and all that - it's also the result of a lot of very purposeful work on myself (THERAPY!). So yeah, look forward to aging, but also remember you are always in a state of growth and therefore deserve care & attention.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[silvermoon424]

[glacecakes]

[crinosg]

So this is gonna end in two ways.

One, Mich is actually dead (Or functionally dead).

Or he does come back and finds out while he was in the hospital the entire fucking world was preemptively dancing on his grave and wishing he was dead.

And quite frankly I'm not sure which one would be better.

[jeeperso]

Schodinger's Lich

[crinosg]

One thing that occurred to me today, but this if this is in fact the end for Ol Mitch McConnell, then it is indeed a fitting one.

The shitty little troll who stole two Supreme court seats from us (one by stalling against Obama to wait out the clock, and then the second one by rushing through RGB's replacement before Biden could get into office) is now being basically used as a puppet because the GOP don't want to risk his spot on another special election that they might lose.

No care, no regard, nobody mourning him. The dems see him as a miserable piece of shit who fucked the Supreme court, and the GOP are just using him as a corpse puppet until they can get his replacement in at which point they will chuck him into the trash. Even his wife just fucked off to China and hasn't been back since he went to the hospital.

For someone as obsessed with his name and legacy as McConnell was, I can think of no better send off.

Also I hope they throw out that fucking display of him at his old Alma Mater that's only there because he paid them to put it in.

[stealthclaw1]

He died as he lived: doing everything he can to screw over democracy

I hope they just toss his fucking desiccated corpse in the street to rot and be defiled.

[ytumamatambien2001]

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

[capacity2]

Vague posts are so funny tbh bc someone will be talking about their mailman and I’ll read it and always be like

[sosaysdean]

lol

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[sickfictropes]

woman with a colossal case of eldest daughter syndrome becomes the brawn of a team so she can take all the hits and be used until useless. but Then

she gets Injured. and not the normal amount. a lot more than the normal amount

[dykecinema]

Women covered in blood. Reblog if you agree.

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[quasi-normalcy]

I do think criticism of AI art is overblown and not always factually rigorous, but I must admit that my default reaction to AI art is an almost visceral disgust. Like, even if I was enjoying it somewhat, I will drop it like an apple that's crawling with maggots when I find out.

[transfaguette]

learning that constantly thinking about and analyzing and interpreting my traumas isn’t actually healing . and don’t get me wrong its made me a very effective communicator and emotionally intelligent person. but actually im supposed to be moving on and experiencing new things and happiness and stuff and not just compulsively reliving and recontextualizing the past. oops!

[ineffectualdemon]

Best therapist I ever had helped me unpack my trauma and then, crucially, helped me pack it away again

Except this time it's all correctly labeled so when I start experiencing issues related to them I'm not just drowning in undefined pain.

I'm like: "ah shit the Childhood Neglect container is leaking all over everything! I better mop it up and put it in a new container"

And sometimes something comes up and I'm like: "ah. This belongs in the religious trauma box. Let me put it away and then I can do art until I feel better"

You unpack your trauma to organise it and correctly label it do you know how to handle it. But you still pack it away so you can live your actual life

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was