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so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

wizardpostsdotorg

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

“Self-aware” by Sergio Vallés on INPRNT

grillmasterxbbq

waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

worldbuilding-tomfoolery

yet another massive w for water, the greatest fluid in the universe

eclogues

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

lakevida

I was born in 2003 is that normal

literally no

macabrevampire

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

dorothylarouge

In order to do good worldbuilding you need to be able to think politically and that requires understanding politics

dorothylarouge

How do the gnomes of the mushroom village govern themselves and how do they determine the legitimacy of the Giggleking who rules them? These are questions you must be able to answer.