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I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

my-heart-of-heart

you’re tellin me a fish fingered this custard??

terezis

every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

lesbianbloodritual

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

baejax-the-great

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

b0nkcreat

do you think it'll all be okay?

yeah. even if it won’t i’ve got people to love in the meantime

sweetiepie08

How to get ready in the morning

Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can.

Step 2: Speed run.

hhawkeye

did you let me die in your arms in the timeloop

mockiatoh

I keep thinking about this post. Did you let me? As in did you not save me? and Did you let me? as in did you allow me the comfort of your embrace at the expense of your own pain, knowing tomorrow I would be back and fine but you’d still be feeling my blood against your skin?

Did you let me die in your arms?