My Place to Chill

Ronnie, 19 Virgo

[firesidecottage]

Reblog to put a handful of grass that you just tore out of the dirt onto the person you reblogged from’s head

[desultory-suggestions]

Food is meant to be enjoyed. It is not solely about nutrition. It’s also an joyful, social, cultural experience. You deserve to eat for the sake of enjoyment.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zerosocialskillz]

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

[thefallenbibliophilequote]

Happy 22/2/22 day!

[niuniente]

Not to mention that today, 22/2/22 Pluto has finished its trip around the sun which started in 1774.

[pips-squeak]

what fantasy-like attribute would the person you rbed this from have (ie horns)

[world-heritage-posts]

what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

no. no no no

[practicalsolutions]

Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.

[practicalsolutions]

Oh shit, I'm an artist. Hold up.

Personally, I like his shoe laces. I bet you'd never guess where he got them.

[raspbrrytea]

Dunno if anyone’s done this yet but…

[mrdyketator]

i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.

[tassjis]

Im... Im not sorry

[tassjis]

I decided to make it worse 

[tassjis]

Sexy Leg Einstein Post

Gradient Zone Post

and MishaPocolypse join the group

[anon-fire-rat-supporter]

color theory hospital post

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I want you all to know that I despise every single one of you.

[sepdet]

Can I interest you in some fine copper ingots

[kindlingnorah]

[flamingfoxninja]

He has survived Plinko Hell and back with a vengeance

[anarchetypalarchive]

i saw this post earlier about therapists and it reminded me of my old therapist paul, who in my opinion is one of the greatest men alive and who did not put up with my bullshit for even one second

anyway i go in to see paul one week in the summer of 2016, and i’m doing my usual bullshit which consists of me talking shit about myself, and paul is staring at me, and then he cuts me off and says that he’s got a new tool for helping people recognize when they’re using negative language, and gets up and goes over to his desk

and i’m like alright hit me with that sweet sweet self-help article my man, because i’m a linguistic learner and whenever paul’s like here i have a tool for you to use it’s pretty much always an article or a book or something

paul opens a drawer, takes something out, and turns back around. i stare.

i say, paul.

is that a nerf gun.

yeah, says paul.

i say, are you gonna shoot me with a nerf gun in this professional setting.

he happily informs me that that’s really up to me, isn’t it. and sits back down. and gestures, like, go ahead, what were you saying?

and i squint suspiciously and start back up about how i’m having too much anxiety to leave the house to run errands, like it was a miracle to even get here, like i’ve forgone getting groceries for the past week and that’s so stupid, what a stupid issue, i’m an idiot, how could i–

a foam dart hits me in the leg.

i go, hey! because my therapist just shot me in the leg. paul blinks at me placidly and raises an eyebrow. i squint again.

i say, slowly, it’s– not a stupid issue, i’m not stupid, but it’s frustrating me and i don’t want it to be a problem i’m having.

no dart this time. okay. sweet.

so the rest of the hour passes with me intermittently getting nailed with tiny foam darts and then swearing and then fixing my language and, wouldn’t you know it, i start liking myself a little more by the end of the session, which is mildly infuriating because paul can tell and he’s very smug about it 

anyway i leave his office and the lady having the next appointment walks in and i hear what’s all over the floor? and paul very seriously says cognitive behavioral therapy tools.

[queenofmoons-deactivated2024092]

[the-bi-bilingual]

This woman has too much power and she is wielding it exactly like I would want her to

[television]

Gunpowder Milkshake (2021) dir. Navot Papushado

[nat-20s]

Visit Original Link

have a collection of jarchivist smiles!!

[rq-described]

Transcript:

(from MAG 56)

Martin: My employment details are made up. I’m only 29.

Jon: [slight laugh] Right, I–I… uh… I believe you.

Martin: …why are you smiling?

Jon: Yes, um, I jus… I won’t mention it to Elias. Just between us.

Martin:  [hesitant] So you don’t mind?

Jon:  To be quite honest, Martin,, I’m really rather relieved.

-

(from MAG 114)

Jon: Yeah.

Basira: That it?

Jon: [smilingly] Yes!

-

(from the season 5 trailer)

Martin:  (knocking) Knock, knock!

Jon: [affectionately] Who’s there?

Martin: Just me.

Jon: Just me who?

-

(from MAG 162)

Martin: Um, I found some rope in the attic-

Jon: (overlapping) Okay.

Martin: (overlapping) -and I packed that with the maps.

Jon: (audible smile) Uh, Martin.

Martin: No, no, no; I – I know what you’re going to say, (imitating Jon) What good are maps when the very Earth has… eh, blah blah blah.

Jon: Well yes.

Martin: But I, I packed them anyway, because you never. Know.

Jon:  [fondly] Martin. 

Martin: I – I actually – (heh) I actually found a stash of tea under the kitchen sink – I – 

[Jon sighs fondly]

Martin cont.: I realize we don’t need to eat, or – whatever, but, you know, that doesn’t mean that we won’t –

Jon: (overlapping) Yes – Yes, yes, it – alright. Alright.

Martin: We’ve got this.

Jon:  (audible smile) Apparently so.

-

(from MAG 167)

Martin: If you say Gertrude wouldn’t have been able to go on without a reason –

Jon: (overlapping fondly) Yes, Martin, you are my reason.

-

(from MAG 179)

Basira: You apologize too much.

Jon:  [Chuckling] Martin says the same thing.

-

(from MAG 180)

Martin:  You think the others might be there?

Jon:  [Delighted] I have no idea. It’s a mystery!

(later in the episode)

Martin: It’s a trap.

Jon:  [Delighted] No! It might be a trap. We just don’t know!

(from MAG 181)

Martin: Besides, I’d rather be trapped in a post-apocalyptic wasteland with you than spend one more moment in paradise with her.

Jon:  [Smilingly] That might just be the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.

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Transcript mostly taken from The Magnus Archives Transcript Archives.

[geraskefer]

INCORRECT WITCHER QUOTES [#09]

[memewhore]

Sexy Samuel L. Jackson 😎

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

Sexy indoor wall grotto

[avishabilis]

... sexy used book store?

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

That’s double sexy

[howtochill]

Sexy United customer service Newark. I can confirm it’s not sexy

[edgebug]

so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night

[sure-to-lure-someone-bad-deacti]

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

[justastormie]

so when i was about the same age i got really into both ciphers and james madison (idk don’t ask) so i just randomly started writing these letters like i was james madison writing to my own spy ring, using all kinds of ciphers. constantly writing that WE MUST SWITCH CIPHERS THE BRITISH ARE ON TO US. and it wasn’t every night because the ciphers kept getting more complex, but it was about one every week for six months and my mother always responded. and she always found the letters, because i took to hiding them in increasingly more obscure locations because spies, obviously. 

i didn’t realize how much work this was until i snuck down late one night for a cookie. and saw my mother bent over my giant book of ciphers and muttering to the dog “is this another code or can she not spell?” (i could not and still can not spell) and i was a bit angry at first but i kept watching and she KEPT AT IT. checking everything in that book against my letter and i never felt so loved. my mom with a full time job sitting up to figure out my silly letters said just because i enjoyed the game. 

i got her this bio of james madison a few years ago for xmas with a simple number substitution cipher on the inside saying “In thanks for your dedicated years of service, your daughter and occasional President.” She still has it pride of place on her desk next to the obligatory kid pics

so yeah cute mom story for the day. 

[unicornempire]

These are some of the best secret mom stories I’ve ever read, omg.

[painpackerdied]

reblog to slam the person you reblogged it from's penis in the car door

[shimblop-moved]

Happy Halloween boys. Louie Zong posted a new ghost tune

[aquilacalvitium]

THERE’S ANOTHER ONE

[peacemaker-ic]

Hinterlands Bedroom - Country Style with 16 Items

I had this idea for a country bedroom which sprung up from a wardrobe I had intended to go with a now scrapped set. With Cottage Living announced, I decided to move it off the back burner and finish it as i felt that it would work great for the pack. With a few additions including some lovely floral bedding, it’s finally ready for me to use in my gameplay save.

Download at SimsationalDesigns

[peacemaker-ic]

Update 2nd October 2021: Fixed issue where normalmap and specular were incorrectly linked resulting in people without Roarsome Kids Bedroom seeing weird shiny patches on single bedding. 

[nepenthe-e-deactivated20180811]

i came, i saw, i dissociated

[everythingfox]

Can he clean my windows?