WHO DID WHAT TO MANDY MILKOVICH ?

[kingjaffejoffer]

Childish Gambino makes music for Black kids who grew up in a two parent household in the suburbs.

Gucci Mane make music for niggas who wait for their sidepiece to fall asleep and eat up all the WIC cereal in her cabinets

21 Savage make music for niggas that nut in you but don’t have money for a Plan B

Trina make music for bitches whos been saving up money for 3 years to go to All-Star Weekend and get pregnant by a retired NBA player

Rick Ross make music for Black men in their 30s that drive a Chrysler 300, wear too much cologne, and stare a little too long at high school girls

Plies make music for niggas who post pics of their son on Facebook all the time but only met him twice

Lil Yachty make music for the niggas who were in the special needs class but you were never really sure if they actually had special needs or were just bad as fuck and got abandoned by the education system

Slim Jesus make music for white kids who call people nigger on xbox

The Roots make music for middle-aged Black professionals who are largely embarrassed by black culture but need a token hip hop act in their collection

DJ Khaled make music for niggas that post hustle & grind memes on IG all day but still live off their parents

Drake make music for niggas who jack off with scented Bath & Body Works lotion

[neverthere12345]

[mythbuff]

A brief summary of The Walking Dead

Rick, seasons 1-3: We do NOT kill the living!

Rick, seasons 4-8:

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

[amorverde]

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

[transmxnfenris]

the worst part is when their all “we can’t all be neurotypical, Karen” like listen, I’m not neurotypical I’m just trying to get better jesus

[fierceawakening]

Even Bigger Mood

[acoolguy]

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

[depsidase]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Ulyana Sergeenko spring 2013 couture lookbook

[threemilk]

バラのメレンゲ

[messygoku]

our audio recorder picks up what could be a voice sayin “hi welcome to chili’s”

[dipbrowpomade]

I adore the catfish episodes when it turns out to be the actual person 😭💗

[harryedward]

I hate those episodes I only watch for the deceit and lies

[taggediconic]

[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[monzo12782]

If Asgardians speak English but originate from Scandinavian folklore, then by all rights shouldn’t Thor, Loki, and company sound like they’re from Minnesota?

[atopfourthwall]

Oh, ya, m'name’s Loki, and I am burdened with glorious purpose, doncha know.

[soozblog]

This would get me to watch all the Thor movies.

[sideburnpower]

Thor: Aww geeze, I’m gonna need ya to hand over that tesseract there ya? Loki: Oh, good ta see ya, too, brother, thanks for askin’ how I was and all there. Thor: Cheese and crackers, does it seem like I’m in the mood for your games there now then yet? 

[blueklectic]

[life-imitates-lana-del-rey]

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[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

[whitegirlsaintshit]

one time we all had gym and i was changing and one girl pulled my panties like not completely down idr, but i was going through this phase where i was terrified of pubic hair so i would shave it off and all the girls from 7th-10th grade were there i think and they were like ‘ewwwwww you shave?“

then they all started making a beat on the wall and sang “I GOT HAIR! ON MY COOCHIE! I GOT HAIR! ON MY COOCHIE!”

and that literally so embarrassing and traumatizing but like…. it’s fucked up but so funny to me?