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Suigetsu has been moved! He is now at a sideblog of @kyuuzuchiha, so any follow-backs will be from that URL. He can be found at thebubbledome This blog will remain open as a reference for the archive only.

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Suigetsu was reduced to soft pants that got more intense the more Avis worked his length. He groaned when she backed off, but he enjoyed the way his climax eluded him again and again. It made him hungry for it even more. Her body pressing into his stoked the flame in his gut. A breath fanned out across her lips, wispy and needing. Fingers threaded through her soft locks and he asked, “Is this okay for you?” It was more than enough for him, but he didn’t want to be selfish either.

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Suigetsu kissed Avis back as much as he could in his current position. One of his arms was snaked around her back while the other remained busy down south. When the kiss was broken, he lifted his hips slightly enough to wiggle his shorts down so that the waistband was around his thighs, no longer needing his attention.

His hand came up to cup Avis’s face and he pulled her close again, whispering against her lips, “I like it a little tighter around the head.” He sighed softly, brows pinching together in pleasure. “And just when its builds up enough, loose and long strokes again. Make me chase it,” he instructed before kissing her again.

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She scooted up closer to the wall, blood staining her white visage. Various cuts and gashes littering her skin, she needed help. ~oftalonsandwinter

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Suigetsu had a bad feeling, and it’s what had him out searching the streets for Avis. After the time he’d spent with her, he’d gotten to know the areas she was more likely to frequent, but it was still like trying to find a needle in a haystack looking for one woman in the whole city. He followed his gut though and just went where his instinct told him. It was all he could do. He was worried sick looking for her.

His phone lifted to his ear as he listened to the familiar ringing yet again, calling her for what felt like the hundredth time. Eyes darted down an alley and he quickly walked in, scanning the area for any sign of her. He check behind a dumpster and then scurried out. He’d check every damn dumpster in the city if he had to. He would find her. Dead or alive, he would find Avis. The phone rang through to voicemail.

“Me again. Call me.” He hung up and immediately re-dialed the number once again as he approached another alleyway.

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Suigetsu’s eyes closed with a subtle smile. He was content. He was at peace. The hospital room disappeared and it was just Avis’s warm body against his own--warm, living, healing. She would be alright. He sighed contentedly. “I don’t plan on going anywhere either,” he replied. “Except maybe the bathroom,” he added. Then, with a smile, “Also for food and stuff. I might have to go back to work at some point too. Y’know, just if I don’t wanna get fired. Also, I’ve always wanted to go--”

He cut off when the nurse clicked her tongue in disapproval. When she voiced that he wasn’t allowed up there, he snorted softly at Avis’s hiss. “Aw, c’mon,” he complained. “You don’t wanna save her only to have her die of heartbreak do ya? Don’t ya know this one just can’t live without me?” He smiled cheekily and winked at Avis. “I promise I’ll behave,” he assured to the nurse.

His expression became sincere and he proposed, “Imagine it was your husband or wife in here. They died.” His eyes were hard and serious as he repeated, “They died, in your arms, and then when they finally woke up again, they just wanted to lay with you quietly. Tell me you wouldn’t wanna hold a living body again. Or would you wanna remember the way they felt when they were totally unresponsive instead...?”

A curious brow arched, daring the nurse to argue with him. He wouldn’t be leaving unless Avis asked him to. That was as simple as it could get. If she wanted him up there, then he would be up there.

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Suigetsu’s eyes lidded halfway shut as Avis got closer, fingers dancing down his torso. When Avis moved his hand out of the way, he used that hand to hold the waist band of his short down and out of her way instead to give her more room to work with. His chest heaved slightly as her thumb stroked over the tip. That was, so far, his favorite move.

“If...if this is a possibility, then I oughta...sleep over more often,” he said playfully, interrupted by quiet pants. His eyes were barely open as he watched Avis’s face and smiled.

It was such a different touch than he was used to. While it was by no means the first time she’d touched him without talons, it just wasn’t as common as he would’ve liked. Though, he’d developed a liking for the talons in their own right too. As for this type of touching in specific, well, it was the first of hopefully many times and Suigetsu was enthralled by it.

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Dark eyes trail Suigetsu as the other paces around in frustration. It helps that Sasuke has spent most of his life around emotional people. He knows to just wait it out. 

When the missing-nin finally calms enough to talk again Sasuke sighed looking around the forest they were in. “Konoha ninja usually work in teams of three to four. Solo missions are rare even among our anbu units. If you were acting as one you’d be assigned to a team yes.”

Suigetsu fidgeted with the seam on his pants for a moment, thinking deeply about all the things that could go wrong. He had something to offer in the form of information on Orochimaru--his habits, his intentions, his old locations, his experiments, the numbers of his forces, the power of his forces. Just because he couldn’t say where the man was shouldn’t devalue him, should it?

Finally, he looked back at Sasuke with a serious expression. He trusted Sasuke. If the Uchiha suggested this as an option, then he trusted that there was a real chance that he could be accepted and absorbed into the safety of Konoha--the one place Orochimaru was most wary of. He nodded sharply. “Okay... I’ll go,” he decided. “It’s the best chance of ever finding him again...” He shivered. “--unless he finds me.”

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1: (truth) Who was your first major celebrity crush? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle and post the first five songs.

2: (truth) What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in the past week? (dare) Refresh your dashboard and send an anonymous compliment to the person who posted whatever's at the top of your dash.

3: (truth) What are your three favorite things about your appearance? (dare) List all nine of your tumblr crushes, and describe each blog/blogger in one word.

4: (truth) What is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? (dare) Post the oldest selfie on your camera roll.

5: (truth) If your parents knew everything you've ever done, what would they think is the worst thing? (dare) Tag the three nonmutuals you admire most.

6: (truth) What is the last thing you purchased? (dare) Tag three people you've thirst followed.

7: (truth) How many hours did you sleep last night? (dare) Send an anonymous compliment to the last person who followed you.

8: (truth) If you could go on a date with any of your mutuals, who would it be and what would you do? (dare) Send an anonymous compliment to one of your four "Biggest Fans" on tumblr.

9: (truth) How did you meet your best friend? (dare) Refresh your dashboard. Open the blog of the person who posted whatever's at the top of your dash. Reblog their most recent selfie.

10: (truth) What was your favorite band five years ago? (dare) Tag a blog that posts very different content from yours, but that you couldn't imagine not following.

11: (truth) Where did you get each article of clothing you're wearing right now? (dare) Pick up the closest book to you. Turn to page 39 and copy down line 7.

12: (truth) What are your five favorite girls' names and five favorite boys' names? (dare) Copy and paste the 14th line of text from the last document you worked on in Word or Google Drive.

13: (truth) What's your most irrational fear? (dare) Tag five mutuals who take amazing selfies.

14: (truth) If you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life (consisting of clothes you already own), what would it be? (dare) Tag someone you follow who has amazing fashion sense.

15: (truth) If you could rock any unusual article of clothing/makeup technique/hairstyle, what would it be? (dare) Go to the blog of the last person you reblogged a text post from. Reblog your favorite of their selfies.

16: (truth) What is your dream job? (dare) Post the four most recent pictures in your camera roll.

17: (truth) Where is the last place you went that took over two hours to get to? (dare) Post screenshots of your phone's lock screen and home screen.

18: (truth) How old were you when you had your first kiss? If you haven't had it yet, how old do you want to be? (dare) Go to the last app/tab you opened. Post a screenshot.

19: (truth) What is the first thing you remember having to keep secret? (dare) Tag five bloggers who you associate with being obsessed with something particular, and list what each of them is obsessed with.

20: (truth) What does your bedroom look like? (dare) Take one selfie and post it. You only get one shot! (No old selfies or retrying, even if you think you look bad)

21: (truth) What three fictional characters would you most like to meet? (dare) Write your name down on a piece of paper and draw a quick picture of yourself. Take a photo of it and post it.

22: (truth) What are three things you're looking forward to? (dare) Tag the last three people you reblogged posts from, and estimate how many followers they have.

23: (truth) What are your three biggest turn ons, and your three biggest turn offs? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle. Without actually listening to it, write the lyrics to the chorus of the first song.

24: (truth) If you could only own five material objects (not counting life necessities like food/water/a house/etc) what would they be? (dare) Put your music player on shuffle. Post what the first three songs are, and for each one, tag a blog that the song reminds you of.

25: (truth) What is the last thing you lied about? (dare) Tag three people you want to know better and ask them each three questions about themselves.

26: (truth) What's the last movie you watched? (dare) Reblog the most recent of your own selfies posted on tumblr, and in the tags say two things you like about your appearance in it?

27: (truth) What are three things you like about yourself unrelated to your appearance? (dare) Post a picture from your camera roll that you've been meaning to post on tumblr.

28: (truth) How do you take your coffee? (dare) Post the last picture you posted on a social media platform other than tumblr.

29: (truth) What are your worst habits? (dare) Put your Top 25 Most Played songs on shuffle and list the first five.

30: (truth) What is the last thing you did that you have to keep secret from someone? Who do you have to keep it secret from? (dare) Tag five blogs with great URLs.

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“A dream,” Suigetsu admitted. “Of you.”

His cheeks couldn’t possibly get redder, except they managed to get hotter at Avis’s next move. When she wasn’t sleeping so peacefully, it felt less horrible to think about her in such a salacious way.

A sly smirk managed to pull at Suigetsu’s lips, the embarrassment lightening as Avis, clearly, returned the mood. His hand stopped its stroke and he asked, “And how do you plan on doing that?” But before she could answer, he directed, “And show, please. Don’t just tell.”

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Suigetsu shifted in his light slumber. Eyes fluttered open and a fist came up to find itself clenched between his teeth as he peeked over at Avis. Still sleeping, it seemed. So... it was just a dream.

He shifted uncomfortably, inadvertently pressing his hips down into the mattress. He hissed softly and turned his head away from Avis, blushing madly. What for though? She couldn’t tell. She was asleep. He rolled over onto his back, taking a bit of the sheet with him by accident. He glanced over again, watching her back rise and fall softly with her breath, as it was turned to him.

His hand trailed slowly down his stomach while the other covered his eyes in shame. He imagined her as he’d seen her only moments before in a dream, not as the innocent woman sleeping beside him. Fingers tucked under the hem of his shorts and made first contact with the head of his already hard shaft. His chest heaved and his breath caught in his throat. He craved the attention.

His hand slipped down further and he gripped himself firmly beneath the thin cover of the sheet, fingers sliding down in a painfully slow motion. On the way up, his thumb extended to rub and curl atop the sensitive head, where he rubbed a careful circle as an imaginary Avis teased him in his mind.

“mmf,” he hummed softly, hand still covering his eyes.

His lower lip slipped between his teeth as he repeated the motion, sliding down firmly and slowly before his thumb lead the trail back up. His fist held the tip for a few extra moments as his wrist flicked a couple of times and his hand tightened around the sensitive flesh. He could feel himself swelling even more and he panted softly.

Suddenly, he felt movement and all of his own movement stopped. He peeked out from behind his fingers. Avis had turned to face him, but her eyes were still closed. With a new sense of urgency, his hand began to move up and down at a steady pace--a soft moan here, a quiet pant there.

On one particularly wonderful flick of the wrist at the top, his head jerked back on the pillow and a more forceful grunt tumbled through his lips. When he threw Avis another cautionary glance, her lavender eyes were boring right into him. His hand slowed, and slowed, and slowed so dramatically, but it would not stop. It could not, not now, not yet. He was too needy to quit.

His cheeks blossomed red all over again and a concerned expression crinkled his brows as he continued to ever-so-slowly touch himself. “Sorry,” he murmured hoarsely. “Can’t--” A pant interrupted and his eyes squeezed shut in embarrassment. “Can’t help myself,” he breathed.

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She scooted up closer to the wall, blood staining her white visage. Various cuts and gashes littering her skin, she needed help. ~oftalonsandwinter

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Suigetsu had a bad feeling, and it’s what had him out searching the streets for Avis. After the time he’d spent with her, he’d gotten to know the areas she was more likely to frequent, but it was still like trying to find a needle in a haystack looking for one woman in the whole city. He followed his gut though and just went where his instinct told him. It was all he could do. He was worried sick looking for her.

His phone lifted to his ear as he listened to the familiar ringing yet again, calling her for what felt like the hundredth time. Eyes darted down an alley and he quickly walked in, scanning the area for any sign of her. He check behind a dumpster and then scurried out. He’d check every damn dumpster in the city if he had to. He would find her. Dead or alive, he would find Avis. The phone rang through to voicemail.

“Me again. Call me.” He hung up and immediately re-dialed the number once again as he approached another alleyway.

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Suigetsu sighed softly too--a shuddering, trembling breath--as he closed his eyes for a long moment against some tears. His eyes fluttered open again to see the smile before him, and he smiled too.

“Woah!” He automatically wanted to keep Avis down, but he was too afraid to handle her fragile body. His hands ended up just flitting around her body as he insisted, “You really shouldn’t move so much.” Avis had a mind of her own though. An appreciative smile crossed his lips when she invited him up.

He climbed into the bed, arm sliding smoothly and slowly under her pillow to cradle around her neck. His elbow bent and his hand came to rest on her arm. He settled in comfortably, turning his body so that she could rest against him if she wanted to. His other hand reached across his body for hers and he laced their fingers together, his hand atop her own.

“I just need you,” he said softly.

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To quote Rodgers and Hammerstein, “The hills are alive with the sounds of crap.”

Teach me how to sing like you!

You see this badge? That means I’m the sheriff.

Excuse me, I’m tapped into your cable. Would you mind changing it to channel 8?

I feel like I’m the king of the general area!

Watch out for those tempo changes, man, ‘cause when we go into the second bridge, this shit takes off.

What color’s your poo first thing in the morning?

I think a lot of people would stop drinking if they knew what they looked like when they were drunk.

I’m a mime!

All right men, we’re going into battle tomorrow! Before we do, I think we shall all take a shower! 

Don’t worry, I’m a doctor.

I thought we were out of the spy business.

How would you like to make money in real estate?

You know, for as long as I can remember, I’ve had memories.

I love you, but I’ve had too many meatballs.

I seem to have lost my battery pack somewhere in the area of my buttocks.

A featherduster made by a Norwegian. It’s all starting to make sense.

You guys wanna fight?

If I was a turkey, what would you stuff me with?

It’s okay, I have an extra burnoose!

I can’t sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I’m shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I’ll distract them by making a noise like a duck!

If Sting retires, will he change his name to Stung?

That’s what you get for river dancing in a thong.

Sorry I’m late. I let the kids out for recess, if you know what I mean.  

We better climb up through that window up there that seems impossibly high.

It’s time for something other than an egg to get laid around here.

They found water on Mars, isn’t that cool? You know what that means? Just another bottle of four dollar imported water.

I never realized what a delicious creamy center I have.

Look, I know this is our first date, but… I love you! Be with me!

You’re one Tae Bo class away from an ass kicking!

Turn your frown upside down. And while you’re at it, flip your buttcrack sideways.

Kiss me, big boy, like there’s no tomorrow.

Out of great boredom comes great songs.

Have you ever been in a hotel that was this wet and hot all at the same time?

Lets get naked and wrestle.

In ten minutes, we bring out the liquor!

When I give the signal we’re going to yell out the worst-sounding battle cry ever. Ready?

It’s time for my John Wayne impression.

Y'know, teachers are the most misunderstood of all mammals.

If I were a drink I believe I would be a margarita because I am tall… and… salty… and I… always have Tequila in me.

My turn ons are humanity, integrity, and TV.

I just wanna chill, and y'know, sometimes I just wish I was a goat, y'know? How easy would life be then, y'know, you wouldn’t even have to read things or understand things. 

Look at the beauty of what’s going on here! The sheer beauty!

Hey, doesn’t that cloud look like a ducky?

Nice pants.