Harry Potter Houses

Which house are you in? 

[fanonical]

imagine quirrell looking in the mirror and regretting the whole ‘Voldemort’ thing - not because he’s the dark lord but because quirrell used to have hair before this, dammit

[hp-houses]

Harry Potter related questions!

1: Do you consider yourself more muggle or more wizard?

2: What Hogwarts house are you in?

3: Which Harry Potter character would be your best friend?

4: Which spell would you use the most?

5: Is there a scene from the books that you wish had made it to the movies?

6: If you weren't in the house you are in now, which other house could you see yourself in?

7: What is your favourite Harry Potter related memory?

8: Your favourite subject at Hogwarts?

9: Beauxbatons, Durmstrang, Salem Witches Institute or Hogwarts?

10: Favourite song off the Harry Potter soundtracks?

11: Who is your least favourite character and why?

12: A Hogwarts house you don't think you belong in at all?

13: A spell you would never use?

14: Who is the most badass character?

15: If you could talk to JK Rowling, what would you tell her?

16: What are your favourite character's worst qualities?

17: When you think of your favourite book from the franchise, what could they have made better in the film?

18: Would you like to own a house-elf?

19: What would be your job after your time at Hogwarts?

20: A subject that seems absolutely pointless to you?

21: Your favourite Quidditch team?

22: Which wizarding family would you like to belong to?

23: Cloak, stone or wand?

24: If you could date any of the characters, who would you date?

25: Is there something you've always wanted to know about the wizarding world, but absolutely could not figure out by reading the books?

26: Have you ever noticed something that doesn't make sense to you while reading the books?

27: Fancast (insert character name here)!

28: Your favourite scene from the films?

29: Character X or Character Y?

30: What's your patronus?

31: Would you have fought in the Battle of Hogwarts?

32: An unpopular opinion about the world of Harry Potter?

33: Write a letter to the character you hate!

34: What was your thought when you finished the first book?

35: What motto would you give the school?

36: Who is your favourite founder?

37: A Harry Potter ship you absolutely cannot stand and why?

38: Your OTP?

39: Your thoughts on Voldemort?

40: What animal would you bring to school with you?

41: What names would you have given Harry's children?

42: Which death was most painful?

43: A character you wish were more famous?

44: Have you ever played any of the video games (whether PS, PC, XBox, etc)?

45: What position would you play in Quidditch?

46: A character everyone hates that you love?

47: A character everyone loves that you hate?

48: The funniest character?

49: Favourite magical creature?

50: Your favourite quote from the books?

51: Roughly how many times have you read the books?

52: Describe what Harry Potter means to you?

[hp-houses]

Gifts

How much should you spend on gifts for the Houses?

Gryffindor: Like 20 dollars. At least.

Slytherin: As much as you can afford to.

Ravenclaw: Just get them a $20 gift card. You don't know what they really want.

Hufflepuff: Just give them a thoughtful card and something homemade. They'll probably cry.

[hp-houses]

The Houses and Secrets

Has the secret: Slytherin

Keeps the secret: Hufflepuff

Tells the secret: Gryfindor

Learns the secret: Ravenclaw

[hp-houses]

The Houses Driving

Gryffindor: ROAD RAGE

Slytherin: "Dude I can totally make this light relax"

Ravenclaw: probably texts at stoplights

Hufflepuff: *Goes five miles under the speed limit*

[hp-houses]

Hufflepuff aesthetic: sitting after a long day; pulling your blanket back on when it falls off in the night; broken cinnamon sticks; jumpers that are too big; putting on warm socks; your pet resting their head on your lap; butterfly kisses; extra creamy hot chocolate; humming in the morning;

Gryffindor aesthetic: being breathless after running; spinning fast on office chairs; untying your hair; having dirty feet; finishing big breakfast; holding hands; fire crackling; having red lips from berries; burning the tips of your fingers on hot drinks; brushing your hands through fur;

Slytherin aesthetic: making perfect paper creases; sucking on ice; rooms with high ceilings; looking up at the stars; getting up for a drink of water at night; brushing your hair behind your ears; heels clicking on polished floors; dancing home alone; driving fast; jumping high on trampolines; charcoal on fingers; blasting music on headphones; being light-headed after a sleep in;

Ravenclaw aesthetic: covering your eyes with your hair; cold wind on your face; brushed teeth; finishing a long book series; wearing extravagant clothes at home for no reason; sipping lemonade through straws; multi-tasking; hot showers; staying up late; quiet music; the taste of mint; perfectly sharpened pencils;

[c-offeeandcocoa]

harry potter infographics: first year supply list

[the-houses-of-hogwarts]

The Houses When They Fail an Exam

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

[stephenhawqueen]

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

[tomridde]

harry potter follow train!!

I once did one on my personal blog and it went really really well so here is another one. And, I am almost at my next goal so we have a win win going on here.

maybe follow me? {you don’t have to but it would be nice}

reblog this post - must post at least 80% harry potter

follow at least 5-10 other people who reblogged this

get more followers with the same blog type as you, and you will be having more amazing blogs on your dash

inspired by this lovely girl

[sparkitors]

To see all of Vitoria Bas’ fab Hogwarts illos, click here!! 

[bloodyhellharry]

Guise, I’m on my dash

[salon]

1. Insisting That Hispanics Used to Love Republicans: 

Lindsey Graham scolded the other three candidates in his debate, telling them that Hispanics voted for “us” under previous Republican president George W. Bush. Although it’s true that frontrunner Donald Trump has depleted much of what was left of Hispanic support for the GOP, even under Bush, that wasn’t a vote they won. At the high point in 2004, Bush won 44 percent of that vote, and Romney won only 27 percent.

2. Ridiculously Saying That Iran Threatens The Whole Western World: 

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee wanted the audience to know that Iran threatens the “essence of Western civilization.” Except Iran’s defense budget is around $10 billion, a fractionof our own $600 plus billion defense budget. How a country with no weapons of mass destruction and a tiny defense budget can be threatening the United States, let alone our NATO allies, was not explained by Huckabee. Probably because it makes no sense.

3. Implying the U.S. Government Funds Abortion: 

Over and over, the assertion was made that the United States federal government finances abortions, such as by giving subsidies to Planned Parenthood. While you can make a convoluted argument that money is indirectly spread around, the fact is the the federal government has followed a blanket ban on such funding except in cases of rape, incest, or when it threatens the health of the mother.

4. Claiming Obama Is Trying to Circumvent the Process to Let In Syrian Refugees: 

Bobby Jindal said that Obama was trying to “short-circuit the vetting process” to let in Syrian refugees, a dangerous dog whistle to imply that the president was going to let in terrorists. As CNN’s own fact-check pointed out, the 10,000 refugees – truly a paltry amount – are slated to come in through the exact same process as any other refugees.

5. Saying We Are Almost the Only Ones With Birthright Citizenship:

Trump said almost no one else – including Mexico – has birthright citizenship, and moderator Jake Tapper agreed with him. That’s true, if you think the entire rest of the world consists of Europe. Almost everywhere in the Americas has birthright citizenship and that includes Mexico.

6. Rubio Telling a Fantastic But False Story About His Grandfather:

Senator Rubio gave an emotional address about his grandfather supposedly fleeing Castro to come to the United States. There’s just a problem: the story doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. As has been reported in the past, his family came to the United States long before Castro even came to power.

7. Stating That North Korea Can Hit Us With a Nuclear Weapon: 

Rubio also claimed that North Korea could hit us with a nuclear weapon. Unless they plan to send a team on a boat carrying one, it’s not going to happen – there is  very little evidence that they have a functional intercontinental ballistic missile capable of reaching the United States.

8. Saying, With A Straight Face, That Bush Kept Us Safe: 

“My brother kept us safe,” said Jeb Bush. This is a pretty ironic thing to say five days after the anniversary of the September 11th attacks, which his brother obviously did not keep us safe from.

9. Going Back to the Tired “Sanctuary” Arguments About Terrorists:

Rubio made the argument that we needed to stay in Iraq, invade Afghanistan, and have our military all over the world to prevent terrorists from having “sanctuary” – but as the Boston Bombing, Charleston, and many other attacks prove, terrorists don’t need to have a physical space to plot attacks, and a giant military presence in a foreign country doesn’t necessarily prevent them so much as give them recruits.

10. Telling People Marijuana Is More Harmful Than Beer: 

Carly Fiorina, disupting Rand Paul’s more libertarian view on drugs, said that smoking marijuana isn’t like having a beer. Actually marijuana is much safer than alcohol – marijuana kills next to no one while the Centers for Disease Controlis linked to “one in 10 deaths among working-age adults can be attributed to excessive alcohol use.”

11. Lying About Vaccines: 

Trump boosted theories that vaccinations are linked to autism; despite Ben Carson’s intervention that this wasn’t true, Rand Paul still went on to tout the “voluntary” nature of smallpox vaccinations – actually they were not voluntary, they were mandated and financed by a global government effort through the World Health Organization.

Read the full article…

[hp-houses]

Rowena Ravenclaw: so, we need to build our school somewhere

Godric Gryffindor: how about next to this bad-ass forest full of fucked up dangerous shit?

Helga Hufflepuff: GODRIC NO

Salazar Slytherin: GODRIC YES

[ivegotmagic]

[hogwartskidsproblems]

That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

[remescient]

I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.

I just

I

my heart

ow

[deducingneville]

Very sneaky costume department

Very

Sneaky.

[incorrectmarauderquotes]

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.

Peter Pettigrew (via incorrectmarauderquotes)

[wizard-weekly]

The Three-Country Cairn - more commonly known as Treriksröset in Swedish, Treriksrøysa in Norwegian, and Kolmen valtakunnan rajapyykki in Finnish - is the point at which the international borders of Sweden, Norway and Finland meet. It is an example of a geographical feature known as a tripoint. It’s also the ever-so-secretive location of the Durmstrang institute for magical learning. A place dedicated to the cold, harsh and violent magic of Scandinavia or, as some misguided foreigners have taken to call it, dark magic. Durmstrang is the only wizarding school left which still teaches its students blót magic (a form of ritualistic magic stemming from pagan sacrifices to the Norse gods and the spirits of the land), necromancy and advanced hexing.

[drewsharp-blog]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse 

[lullabyknell]

This is an amazing idea and gifset. I love it.

But I’d also reorder it slightly.

War, yes, War suits Gryffindor well. Fighting and dying for beliefs; fighting and dying for nothing; drafted into bloodshed and fire by bravery or chivalry or neither. Some take joy in this; some are burdened beyond repair. There was a cause, somewhere; there was good, somewhere; there was a reason for all this, somewhere. Oh, you’d have to be brave to live through this. Red and gold. Gold like armor and glory; red like blood and reality.

But Famine and Hufflepuff? No. Famine is Ravenclaw, ever-hungry for knowledge, constantly starving for more and more and more, almost feral for fulfillment. Where is the wisdom in the world? The truth? Nothing is true; nothing is enough; all there is to devour is worthless scraps. Blue and bronze. Bronze like a set of scales tipping and found wanting; blue like the infinite that never satisfies… never gives the answers.

Thus Pestilence is not Ravenclaw. Pestilence is Slytherin, sick with clever plans and cunning potential and corrupting desire. Ambition spreads like a sickness, a plague of greed and an illness to the soul. Maybe some might call it cruel, but here among friends it’s simple cunning at work. Green and silver. Silver like the sheen of glazed eyes; green like the complexion of infection.

And so Death is not Slytherin. Death is Hufflepuff. It is a hard work; it is a work that is never done. But someone must do it, and do it fairly - do it justly - do it well… perhaps even kindly. Everyone is equal here - in the end - a bunch of duffers. Said Hufflepuff, “I’ll teach the lot… And treat them just the same.” Yellow and black. Black like loss of sight as the air leaves your lungs; yellow like the flowers that’ll grow over your grave.

[artsortment]

This commentary! I love it!

[comrade-side-eyes]

@wisdomofruins @phondoo @hufflepuffofthetardis 

[wisdomofruins]

A wonderful and thoughtful commentary. I literally cannot love this enough. Death does not pick and choose, Death caters to every living being. If any house were to be Death, it would have to be Hufflepuff.

[sincereglomp-blog]

you might belong in Hufflepuff if you are just and loyal…