A Questioning Slyterclaw

A HPHM blog made by an addict who is deathly waiting for dating.

[hphm-addiction]

So yeah,

It’s been a while since my last post or anything similar. It wasnt cause I lost love for the game or because I was busy. It was rather over a stupid thing that happened. In short I lost all my progress (my countless hours) because my facebook account got disabled for no reason and they’ve yet to fix it. It was for no apparent reason it happened and this happened about 4 - 5 months ago. So I’m still real sad. But I hope everyone else still loves the game. Until I get word about my account I will most likely remain dark. Adieu  

[homunculus-argument]

It’s the year 2030. They’re making a Harry Potter remake, not a modern adaptation but set in the original era. And it’s fucking indulgent in 90s nostalgia. Someone’s got a butterfly clip, Ron is wearing a choker, there’s muggles playing with pogs, Spice Girls is playing in the background. Voldemort is wearing a crop top.

It’s simultaneously the worst and fucking best thing you’ve ever seen.

[perhapsarat]

hedwig is just a furby on a string

[charlies-weasleys]

{This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in awhile so I had to share it}

[arnyan]

Because four panel memes were the shiz way back

[hphm-addiction]

Yes. To all of them

[hphm-addiction]

MY SWEET BABY BOY NOOOOOOO

WHY!? Why jam city why must you make Ben do this????? He’s just a sweet boy. HE’s UNDER IMPERIUS AND I STAND BY THAT.

[hphm-addiction]

So kettleburn is happy I can’t complete his class. Anyone know how to fix this? My game zoomed in and now I can’t finish Care. Please help.

[hphm-addiction]

1,275 points where earned solely by me. All this work came from the multitude of events given for clothing and by the fact it took Jam City a while to add more than one chapter at once. If Ravenclaw ever starts losing I’m writing a very angry letter to Jam City

[hphm-addiction]

YOU AINT SLY RITA, IMA CRUSH YOU LIKE THE BUG YOU ARE. 
I’m only very angry cause I hate Rita and look she’s skittering on the pillar behind MC listening I’m on Dumbledore.
I hope she gets what she deserves

[hphm-addiction]

REBECCA WHOEVER YOU ARE IM AFTER YOU. Don’t play dumb trying to act like you a Ravenclaw, you not B you a dang Slytherin. Also I’m only after you cause you beat me, boy cause you might be a Slytherclaw cause same

[jokususa]

Everyone's talking about Charlie, buT WHAT ABOUT MERULA??

Merula’s a meanie but I wanted to sketch a unicorn

[hphm-addiction]

QUEEN

[hphm-addiction]

ALRIGHT BABBYS BACK TO THE GRIND THAT IS DUELING CLUB. Alright alright first off. NO MORE PAYING 120 GEMS FOR TICKETS ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS WAIT. Also opponents now are actually affected by how much the spells do, they don’t get tickled by Depulso they lose half their health from it now. But it also works vice versa. You will only face opponents in your year so no more bullying 1-2 years. Also no definitive pattern except most start with defensive. GOOD LUCK!!!!!

[yantarnii]

THE EPIC CANVAS EVERYOOONE

[hphm-addiction]

THE DAMN STARES TOSSED FROM BARNABY AND BILL. They both wanna be MC’s favorite

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Ben’s evil clone: *pointing at Ben* Hex him! He’s the one who took the polyjuice potion!

MC: *aims their wand at the clone* The REAL Ben would never pass up an opportunity to die!

[hphm-addiction]

Accurate and true to my Mc as well

[arnyan]

Imagine if MC fell asleep on one of the crews’ shoulder while studying

Barnaby: Giggles to himself at first because MC is making a weird sleeping face … then blushes when MC starts looking kinda cute…in a fluster, pushes MC off and watching in horror as MC hits the desk face first.

Ben: the moment he feels MC on him, he immediately becomes as still as a statue, and then starts sweating profusely. At one point even checking MC’s pulse.

Rowan: Immediately wakes up MC and force them to continue studying because their homework depended on it and homework determines their gradesandgradesleadtoabetterFuturrwithmoreopportunitiesand-! And MC falls back asleep again.

Tulip: Smiles fondly at MC’s serene expression… before taking out her quill and drawing on MC’s face.

Penny: Chuckles at MC’s actions before closing her own book and placing her head over MC’s to take a nap as well.

Andre: awkwardly manages to get MC’s head gently off of his shoulder, and onto the desk instead. Because his robe was designer and he didn’t want drool on it.

Bill: checks if MC is alright and comfortable where they are before continuing his own work as MC sleeps, after which he carries MC back to their common room to sleep properly.

Tonks: morphs into Professor snape and wakes MC up with a ‘What do you think you are doing, MC?’ In Snape’s drawl… completely traumatizing MC for the rest of their lives.

Charlie: pokes MC’s cheek awkwardly, and when they don’t wake up, proceeds to blush and freak out. Eventually whispering fiercely to His big brother “Bill! What do I do!?” … “Helppp”

[hphm-addiction]

Deathly accurate and adorable. And what would Merulas be if this happened between her and MC?

[harrypotterhogwartshitpost]

After Hogwarts Mystery

Bill: runs off the Egypt to do whatever he does

Charlie: runs off to Romania to do whatever he does

Felix: dead

Ben: a traitor

Barnaby: MIA

MC: *to Andre* you were right, men really are shit.

Andre: I’ll drink to that.

[hphm-addiction]

Spying on Rakepick

Ok ok so I’m casually questioning how she figured us out. So first of all Madam Rakepick isn’t dumb if she knew earlier than the hospital wing she would have confronted us. Just like she’s done before instantly when we asked questions about her. So that leads it to be either someone told her we were spying or she assumed we were constantly spying on her after the infirmary incident. Which let me say was dumb MC YOU WHERE THERE TO HELP WHY DID YOU CROUCH BEHIND A BED YOU SHOULDVE EASE DROPPED WHILST WORKING. So that leave 3 subjects to have maybe told Rakepick. Snape, Hagrid and Ben. Wouldn’t be Snape unless he’s doin some double agent stuff again, Hagrid is terrified of her and she doesn’t like him. So that leaves poor Ben, he’s scared of everything so maybe she forced him into or MAYBE HE IS R. If he is Ima cry cause he’s just supposed to be a sweet scared boy. Is Ben R? Tell me what you think.

[hphm-addiction]

My MC is over here waiting for the beach day and just casually shows up to class in this saying to Charlie “Oh Hey Whats up Charlie, why aren’t you dressed for the beach? Aren’t we going today?” And Charlie’s all like “Penny didn’t tell you? We rescheduled we’re going another day.” Then my MC proceeds to be shook and the day the group decides to go to the beach she shows up in bills sweater and pajama pants and the group just laughs at her as she sits in the sand playing with sickleworth being lowkey depressed

[marmotish]

she really set herself up for that one to be fair

[cursebreakerglenetive]

😂😂😂She‘s so prettyyyyy!!! And scottish👀

[hphm-addiction]

I hope I’m not the only one who read this in a Scottish accent