Dating Thomas Jefferson Would Include...
Him calling you “little lamb” more often than not
It annoys you sometimes because as time goes on, that’s the only thing he’ll call you
Imagine him taking you out in public and purposely half-yelling the nickname just to get a reaction out of you
Because when you get angry, frankly, he thinks it’s a bit cute, scary, and arousing at the same time
And then going home and making out of course
He would let you chill with his four mockingbirds
“They’re so pretty!” “Not as pretty as you.” “Their songs are beautiful!” “They don’t come close to yours.”
Fancy dinners at least once a week
“Isn’t this getting expensive after a while?” “You deserve the best!”
But totally understanding if you would rather get take-out and cuddle on the sofa
Kissing his jaw and neck because those are his weak spots
Running your fingers through his hair and wondering how it gets so floofy
Wearing his clothes because they smell like him and they’re big on you so it’s fun to parade around the house
He would burst out laughing when he sees you with his infamous magenta coat on
Constantly listening to Thomas rant about Alexander Hamilton
“babe, calm down-” “buT DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID IN THE DEBATE TODAY?? THAT LITTLE-”
Alexander knowing about your relationship and trying to talk you out of it many times
And when that doesn’t work, Alex brings you up in debates to rile Thomas up
it usually works because Thomas really cares about you and when Alex mentions you, well, it all goes to shit really
“Thomas! Alex is just trying to get you upset-” “hOW DARE HE TALK ABOUT YOU THAT WAY! IF YOU WEREN’T HOLDING ME BACK I’D-”
But at the end of the day, he is a damn amazing boyfriend and you know he wouldn’t trade you for the world and vice versa
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