HP_Sign

Your favorite bisexual obsessor. Main blog for @alright-anakin

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[enki2]

[starrs-andcrosses]

I haven’t thought about how much harder becoming a death eater would be rather than being an order member like to be an order member you just have to talk with dumbledore maybe do like a test or something and that’s easy but to be a death eater you have to KNOW people because no one would come up to you and say ‘hi man wanna join the cult im in? We kind of kill people every now and then but like there’s free food on friday meetings’

[hpsign]

Thats why you onlu see the same Slytherin families as Death Eaters. They have to recruit from within.

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Twilight needed more casual/comedic body horror.

Edward and Rose ripping limbs off each other over petty sibling snits. Newborn Bella getting overly excited during the arm wrestling match and accidentally putting cracks in Emmett’s hand when she slams it down. Edward getting violently ill after eating Bella’s tear (was it worth it?). Jasper being unable to ever go shirtless around humans for any reason because he has a chunk of his torso missing from his stint in the southern vampire wars (a newborn took a bite out of him and swallowed out of spite, so now he looks like a surfboard after a shark attack). Edward actually backhanding Mike Newton through a wall (he gets away with it; it was flimsy drywall, Mike was drunk as a skunk at the time and doesn’t remember the next day, and no one else saw). Carlisle running experiments on himself and his family at the Cullen house—Bella drops in for a visit and sees Rosalie bored and texting on the dining room table with her stomach flayed open dissection-style. Jake having trouble shifting back into human form after breaking all the bones in Eclipse so he’s stuck as a wolf for a week and mopes around Billy’s house as the biggest saddest most pathetic dog in history. Vampires and their marble/crystalline skin being so heavy they need to be careful about which surfaces they walk on

[pusheen]

[shamesonlydaughter]

“we need to teach media literacy in schools” guys was i really the only person paying attention in english class bffr

[shamesonlydaughter]

😑

[gruncheon]

[homunculus-argument]

I recall someone who'd never been to Korea complain about how the korean shows on netflix are amazingly written but the actors are always so bad and overacting in an annoying way, but it turned out that this person just had no idea that that's just how korean people talk. They'd never encountered korean culture outside of the shows, and the thought that this "flaw" they spotted in every show might just be an accurate representation of real life.

My father hated the way that american movies always had to underscore everything they wanted to say with the subtlety of an anvil. It never occurred to me to ask him why he keeps watching them if he hates them so much. He hated the lack of subtlety and was always quick to point out that these movies were made for a stupid, uneducated audience that wouldn't pick up on subtle details or context clues so everything has to be all in-your face.

Anyway I woke up this morning to news that in the US they publicly shot a guy who was known to say shit like "sometimes people get shot but that's the acceptable price for having guns everywhere" while he was sitting under a big-ass banner saying "PROVE ME WRONG".

[homunculus-argument]

Spiritually, 3 am is the darkest hour of the night. The people who stay up late but not insanely late have gone to bed, people who wake up early but not insanely early are yet to wake up. The only people who are awake are the night shift, and the insane.

[hpsign]

My dad wakes up at 3 every morning.

[memeuplift]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[mis-mcgifsten]

Love you, Forg! Let the luck flow ever onwards

[himboskywalker]

Something I deeply appreciate about a lot of prequel media coming out right now, like Andor and Sunrise on the Reaping is the retrospective establishment that rebellion is not isolated or spontaneous. We’ve had a lot of iconic franchises that have shown the great triumphant moments of rebellion, the destruction of the Death Star, the destruction of the Hunger Games arena. In the years since A New Hope and then the much more recent Hunger Games we’ve gotten glimpses of people outside the protagonist and main cast dedicating themselves to rebellion. But it’s really only in recent prequel material that we’ve truly been shown that rebellion is hard fought and most certainly not isolated moments. Freedom and justice are fought for again and again, and acts of rebellion are repeated generation after generation. We are shown failure, unseen failure that the heroes of these stories never know of. The path to freedom is paved by failure,by fighting again and again and again, over years and sometimes no matter the cost.

The victory against the Empire,the Capital-they are not won by one person in one moment. Rebellion is not singular, it is an avalanche, of small moments, small acts, again and again and again. And you keep fighting, until you cannot any longer, and then someone else takes the torch for you and continues on.

[spirulin4]

what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.

[spirulin4]

thanks for putting your wrong and bad commentary in the tags where i still have to read all of it. most of what you said is untrue.

[imyselfamstrange]

OP: giving children too young to process things so much access to ipads isn’t good for them maybe.

People in the notes: So you hate moms??? You’re ableist?? You think we should go back to the Dark Ages?? (My personal favorite because it makes no sense) you’re poor shaming??

Why is it so difficult to explain that children not developing fine motor skills and losing their attention spans is bad actually??

[ladjarica]

Genuine question? Why do IPad parents act like there's nothing else you can give your child to play with. Ok maybe they don't like reading, or coloring and want to play something. Tetris consoles are still available, so are those handheld water game thingies ( where you have two buttons and the air pushes plastic rings around). These will occupy your kid for longer but still it won't make them what to rip your throat if you decide to take it from them.

Like your child should learn how to be bored but if you truly need a break there are better options than allowing them access to endless TikTok videos.

[smegorl]

Know what's cheaper than an IPad? A fuckin etch-a-sketch, a little fidget toy, a stick.

[hpsign]

Literally. As a teacher I beg you: let your kids be bored. Have them read if they're bored. Give them strategy games if they're bored. Let them imagine again. For the love of god.

[caringintensely]

Experience: Learning the right way to connect the dots.

[telep0rt]

This is the best representation of something I have been trying to explain to people for years!!!! Saving this to my phone so I can routinely pull it out when I need. 

[kidobsolete]

[lil-high-alien]

This shit never made more sense than now

[theconcealedweapon]

[tophuukiey]

There's a wicked production somewhere where Elphaba kisses Glinda on the cheek sometime in act 2... And because I can't find it anymore I sketched it 🥹

[skywalkr-nberrie]

Ah yes, my favourite genre of Anidala has always and will forever remain the two of them flirting with one another in front of literally everyone.

Whether it be Yoda and OWK.

Or Padmé’s handmaiden.

Even in broad daylight. (Specifically in front of Rex and Ahsoka.)

Dire situations where they’re being held captive alongside other prisoners…

For God’s sake, at least show some restraint in front of Sith Lord Palpatine, Mace, and the Queen of Naboo, you guys 😭 c’mon!

Bonus:

OW not being above noticing how well Padmé knows her way around ANAKIN’S Twilight…

I ain’t even need to say anything for this one 😂

I’ll just end it by saying “poor 3PO and Jar Jar.”

[allthatispeculiar]

[thetruemek]