[hqwell]

this was a mistake i'm dipping out again bye

[hqwell]

not me logging in to see all of you active and back in the phandom again 😳

[redrosydiaz]

Me, after watching one (1) episode of queer eye: wow I'm gonna get my shit together, I'm gonna clean everything and Make An Effort and live better heck YEAH

[regularlesbian]

controversial opinions: [unintelligible] edition

hollande hopjes are the only good coffee-flavored candy but all other dutch snack food is garbage

[regularlesbian]

@dutchlesbians sorry but i dont speak cheese german

[phanroque-deactivated20240109]

everyone joked about how phil would just post a 3 second video saying 'phil gay' and that would be it and frankly, it turns out he was going to

[kingcorn]

[danphil]

whenever dan mentions being gay my heart grows ten sizes. I’ll never get tired of it

[scifiphan]

corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hotdog….  hits different

[baddnpmemes]

[philester]

Just realized that over time “dan vs phil” decreased from words to sounds to air puffs and now it doesn’t exist at all…their minds…

[dnpsuck]

im really gonna have to love dan and phil huh? i have to do that now?

[dnpsuck]

[“im really gonna have to love dan and phil huh? i have to do that now?” intensifies]

[danandphilnews]

[roy-kent]

eurovision host: hello presenter!!

presenter:

presenter:

presenter:

presenter:

presenter:

presenter:

presenter: HELLOOOOOOO

[alec-magnvs]

me going to sleep knowing the netherlands/duncan laurence won eurovision

[moonjunwonu]

ALL I KNOWWW ALL I KNOOOOW

[whitesunlars]

WHY ARE THE COUNTRIES SO BAD AT VOTING

[dingdongyouarewrong]

a summary of 2019 eurovision:

mirrors and bdsm

graham norton forced at gunpoint to pretend he likes the uk’s song

a lot of blonde women

greece coming out full force for gay rights with BALLET SWORD WOMEN

everyone is uncomfortable at slovenia’s performance

san marino kidnapped pitbull and turned him into someone’s uncle

lots of songs about love and tolerance. if only we could love and tolerate fewer ballads

cyprus madonna is more interesting than actual madonna

ballad bathroom breaks

the juries having terrible taste

everyone has to grudgingly admit australia’s song is actually really good

awkward hosts

iceland doing that

a refreshing lack of white dresses

more camp in a single performance than the entirety of the met gala

italy serving a big mahmood with ‘it hurts to be alive’

the gayest interval in eurovision history with conchita, verka… and madonna i guess