[sprays harry with a hose] bad

♡ hilda, 16, sweden ♡ please tag me as evanskurt!

[yayhaz]

@Harry_Styles: Oh you bite your friend like chocolate

[thewinterclown]

[soulgems]

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[hrary-styles]

oh god i treat my tumblr like my facebook im so sosryy

[proletherian-dictatorship]

THE SWEDISH WORD FOR ISLAND IS REALLY HILARIOUS IT’S JUST Ö Ö?????? Ö!!!!!!!!!!

[theclashatdemonhead]

imagine harry styles ordering at chipotle though….”heyyyyy i’ll have a burrito with….black beans ahaha….not too much rice…chiiicken, just a bit of lettuce…..cheese please!! i made a rhyme aha….green salsa….guacamole because i’m a millionaire and i can afford it aha”

[zaynsgrammys]

[tayolrswift]

iconic

[blank-deactivated20220515]

If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean

[agayhouse]

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

Like a good neighbor, stay over there

[nananarry]

[hentaimichael]

"zayn do you take perrie to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"yeah aha :) x"

[hrary-styles]

Harry on dating rumours with Nick: We aren't dating

Harry on rumour that he kissed Niall at a concert: We didn't kiss

Harry on rumours he's a womaniser: I'm no womaniser

Harry on rumours he's dating Louis: *chuckles*

[choochofcolor]

How often do you think harry tries to fit into louis’ lap

[starksfell]

[harryxzayn]

[hrary-styles]

(x)

her voice says “comedic” but her face says “help me, i can’t listen to any more knock-knock jokes.”

and his face says that he just came up with 3 new knock-knock jokes while mowing.

[previousrickross-deactivated201]

'someone put glue in my hat the other day and idk who it was'

*zayn and louis giggle behind liam*

[previousrickross-deactivated201]

[newstonoone]

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