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a bi girl living in a straight world 🇳🇿

[mezbiyen-deactivated20220330]

[starlightomatic]

[freckledsweetpea]

side-tummy sleeping with one leg curled up and the other straight out is top tier sleeping and you can't change my mind.

[hhjs]

*touching my own titty just because* so true breastie

[knivesplushearts-deactivated202]

#i grab them for support and it makes the clown horn noise

[dincorrect-quotes]

Luke: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Din: *turning to Han* How tall are you?

[finalgrlfriendarchive-deactivat]

if my bones are gonna crack like glow sticks every time i move i think i deserve bioluminescence. both to complete the aesthetic and as a consolation prize

[teathattast]

Oof

[pantaro]

Wile E. Coyote simulator

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

i love when tinders like “you missed a match” and i just got done xing some military boy like NO i did NOT

[genevawashere-deactivated202107]

[skzloona]

this is so fucking funny that it literally gave me an asthma attack that i am still currently experincing

[antichrister]

they’re literally living in a completely different world wow

[shesmydoct0r]

Derry Girls really nails the whole “living through a major crisis” thing

[shock]

BTW i know everything but don’t ask me any questions because i don’t like it

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

two boys cracking open a cold one five feet apart cos they’re not gay

[mooreaux]

yall ever get so overwhelmed with the feeling of “i’m not doing enough” that you just do nothing at all

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites

[guerrillatech]

[hers-deactivated20210629]

Greta Lee as Maxine in Russian Doll (2019)