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I WANT MORE PPL TO RP LIKE FLOWER ANNON SO HERE'S THE LINK TO HOME SAFETY HOTLINE FANDOM WIKI

USE IT CHAT RP WITH ME BE WHIMSICAL THIS IS AN OOC POST BUT THIS BLOG IS A CHARACTER/RP

Anyway idk pretend you have been afflicted with one of the creatures in ur home

@someone-official don't you live in the forbidden forest? I assume a lot of freaky stuff is in there.

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OOC

I'm going to be really slow to answer the asks I have rn I'm really really sorry but I have finals coming up in school and need to focus on that sorry!!!

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The Officals/Officials We've Collected:

@the-lord-of-rats-offical

@h2o-official

@wright-official

@null-the-void-monarch-offical

@narinder-offical

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical

@amnesia-offical

@oppossum-offical

@bacone-official

@quiet-girl-offical

@feminism-offical

@ariella-birdsong-offical

@chartreuse-official

@hammer-of-justice-offical

@indium-offical

@cesium-offical

@wolfdog-offical

@bigender-offical

@iodine-offical

@paper-offical

@state-of-utah-offical

@tf2-spy-offical

@jonathan-sims-offical

@satan-of-utah-offical

@ryan-reynolds-offical

@scissors-official

@laciffo-satan

@7-eleven-offical

@no-one-offical

@chickfila-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

@raventhecrispy-offical

@adventurer-offical

The Lovelies:

@seizeyoursalad

@home-of-the-uncensored

@certified-mothwriter

@skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit

@asillylittlecreature

@haapychild

@mangomi16

@random-indian-girl

@len-the-antagonist

@nefariouslittleschemer

@werewolf-the-wise

@ace-jace-sevenfive

@gayspagetticat

@akagicyrusl0vr69

@going-crazy-together

@zeta-finnish

@auramxnt

@ch4tt3r-b0x

@deluluna-1108

@axylcalcorcipher

@chasetheinsomniac

Now Go Get @satan-offical !

hey could i have a uhhhh large pizza, no cheese, no sauce, no pepperoni or extra large pepperoni, no italian sausage, no green peppers, no black olives, no pineapple, no mushrooms, no onions, beef on the left, no ham, no bacon and no anchovies?

Uh you want no pizza left beef?

Sir I think you have the wrong number this is a home safety hotline we do not specialize in your... Odd choices.

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Hi, uhh.. sorry I'm not- used to making these calls.. uhh.. I was staying over at my aunt's house on the weekends and.. I don't know, I think I hear... screaming in the closet? I've asked my aunt about it but she just.. ignores me! Tells me I'm too old to be scared of monsters in the closet like I don't know that already.. [huff] sorry.. sorry I know it sounds stupid.. I was complaining to my friends about it and they said I should call you guys.. let me know if you can help at all

Sounds like a closet labyrinth!

Do not enter the closest they are incredibly easy to get lost in and can be harmful to those with valuables with them. we advise you lock or blockade the closest, miss.

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Yo please give me an ingredient for a cake. Does not have to be edible. This will totally not be used for shenanigans.

Uhhhh.... Whistling fungus. They're pretty interesting

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