// — * GIRL !

BDSM - BOYS DON'T SATISFY ME

[apolohgy]

friendship

[maskedhq-blog]

“Saying this aloud may have been a miscalculation on my part. That’s all anyone seems to be saying. Which is rather insulting I have to say. What’s wrong with having my face on your computer, hmm? Hey, if they’re going to pay me, why not do anything? I’m more fun than the genius bar.”

[httpcrystal-blog]

“ok, i know we just met ‘n all, but imma tell you that right off the bat my computer is almost exclusively used for storing my nudes. so forgive me if i’m not that comfortable.”

[lilaaudley-blog]

“I am about this close to committing a felony, so if we could both dispose of our trash as quietly as possible that would be great,” Lila stated with a sigh, clutching a torn up piece of white card in her hand as she stood beside the trashcan outside of the apartment block.

[httpcrystal-blog]

"empty booze bottles tend to clink a lot in here,” crystal said, wincing slightly as she lifted a clear trash bag. “but i’ll try to keep the noise down. maybe next time, you could just use the trash chute in the hallway instead.” she offered.

[maskedhq-blog]

“I absolutely love when people leave me alone to fix their computers. The moment they do, who cares about actually fixing things? I just snap a selfie and bury it in the deepest folder I can find. There are pictures of me on half the computers in town, probably even yours. If that’s not a self-esteem boost, I don’t know what is.”

[httpcrystal-blog]

“ ... i’m literally never letting you touch my computer again. also - is this how you make bank?? by gettin’ paid to do anything? like, i’m pretty sure i’d be better off hittin up the genius bar.”

[sxundofsilence-blog]

Louisa glanced at the person beside her, letting out a small giggle. “I just asked a guy if he wanted to play football and then I remembered you guys call it soccer over here. So I ended up playing the wrong game…”

[httpcrystal-blog]

“listen, i’m not really one to knock anyone’s tastes or nothin’ - but basketball is easily the best sport. maybe it’s ‘cause i’m biased, but basketball beats soccer or football any day.”

[bentleyj]

sitting on the front stoop of the building as he waited for a call, sloan took a long inhale of the cigarette in his mouth, glancing up when someone walked past him. “one of these days the department of public works should probably think about repairing the streets in this neighborhood.”

[httpcrystal-blog]

a look of confusion flashed across crystal’s face. “do you really think we have it bad in alphabet city??? you know there’s, like, an artisanal pizza shop on every block here, right?”

[httpcrystal-blog]

OK i’m tiffany, i’m never on time to anything but y’all don’t care about that - here’s some shit worth knowing about my baby :-)

CRYSTAL JONES - ex-athlete + messy gay thot

she’s a “regular degular schmegular girl from the bronx,” to quote her idol (cardi b)

but to get more into it, she loves basketball, her family, and weed

she’s stubborn as hell - after a championship game injury that resulted in a torn acl, crystal avoided physical therapy for a very long time until receiving enough pushes from her parents and older brother.

she decided to attend the university of connecticut after being granted a full-ride scholarship, but she lost her chances after her injury, and temporarily gave up on any prospects of attending college.

now, crystal gets by through coaching children’s basketball at summer camps and ymca centers across the city (because stubborn as she might be, her love for basketball could never be eclipsed by her bad knee)

kind of was a homewrecker back in the day ??? she once got a lil too close to a kid’s parent after a basketball game & long story short she ruined a marriage (but helped a local hot mom realize she wasn’t straight) !!! oops.

when she isn’t teaching elementary-age kids proper layup techniques, she’s probably downing a bottle of hennessy, watching big brother (season 18), or making late-night fast food runs after a good hit from a blunt.

additional info:

her childhood crush was aaliyah, & since i don’t know what else to add here, here’s some vines that describe her pretty well: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX

[86oz]

[jasmineloren]