ej

21 [they/he/she]

[1617]

people think im insane now imagine if i said everything that came to mind

[shiftythrifting]

[manscaped]

this website is cursed. what is happening.

[shiftythrifting]

[penismage]

microplastics in cum? you mean the pulp?

[infinitywithoutparallel]

I've been thinking about this post every day for over a week

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thoughtsaretoomuchforus-deactiv]

alright, i'll reblog that

[metfell]

the molecules are having mad gay sex but only when youre not looking

[sabertoothwalrus]

[anexperimentallife]

[queeriocheerios]

It’s called ‘being able to see the corpse’

[burning-cathedrals-deactivated2]

So if I put you in an L-shaped swimming pool, and you knew there was a corpse around the corner, you'd be fine?

[mwagneto]

loving the implication that I'm a little animal and you're a scientist putting me into various bodies of water to test my corpse:water ratio tolerance

[the-tree-line]

neurodivergent clothes shopping seriously is just like touches fabric. touches fabric. touches fabric. touches fabric. touches fabric. touches fabric. touches fabric. touches fabric. touches fabric. touches fabric. touches fabric. touches fabric

[mypoorcanary]

breaking news: kitty cat curls into a ball and covers its eyes with paw while sleeping

[lesdemonium]

i made your favorite dish. i made you something you’ve never tried before. i love you. i spent twenty minutes chopping. my grandmother made this for me when i was little. i made this dairy free for you. i love you. i want to eat together. the onions made me cry. i love you. i learned this recipe for you. i love you. i made this special for your birthday. i love you. i know you don’t like peppers. i love you. i love you. i love you.

[steveyockey]

the first thing evelyn has to do to verse jump is confess her love to deirdre and it’s stupid and silly but it needs to be authentic and then the movie reveals realities in which she and deirdre DO love each other deeply and even in this universe evelyn finds a relationship with deirdre that has love in it as she tells her outside the laundromat that she deserves more than a life alone and bitter and it’s so simple but everything in the movie works together to reinforce that it’s all about finding the love !! that there is love in every connection you have with someone

[natalieironside]

Line cooks and the weed man do more for the human race every day than any CEO has ever done in their entire life

[blatantescapism]

80% of the line cooks ARE the weed men

[natalieironside]

Carrying the weight of the whole world on their shoulders like Atlas

[mousenemy]

[catcrumb]

[bagelbitesofficial]

op had their ass removed butt go off

[crazy-brazilian]

Y'ALL THEY FINALLY DID IT. WOMEN 2 IS OUT

[prince-luffy]

WOMEN

[ryegarden]

Medusa and her autistic girlfriend who can't make eye contact. Is that anything

[maryfitzroy]