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Yo, nice skirt

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[animentality]

[the-unflappablewolf]

Who would you trust more?

total stranger in a star trek shirt?

total stranger in a star wars shirt?

Voting ended onFeb 25

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

[omtai]

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

[bpdvibess]

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

[lentilsdotcom]

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc

[lentilsdotcom]

i don't have enough photos of you on my phone to make one your contact picture. we got the same tattoo completely by coincidence. why do you always get to be mario. i love the meals you cook. we live in different universes. you can stay at my house if you need. we have never been friends. you are more important to me than anyone on this earth

[lavagoth]

[matthejew-blog]

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[phantomrose96]

many great homophones out there. none better than wanton/wonton

[phantomrose96]

"the wonton excess" bro how many

[phantomrose96]

"I'll have the wanton soup" righteo how slutty should it be?

[phantomrose96]

#notes stop being pedantic about what's actually a homophone in your accent and accept the fact that we're talking about #how often these are mixed up in fanfiction (via @chirpchirrup)

You're the only valid motherfucker in this house

[fagsex]

i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit

[haltmann]

suddenly him dying on the toilet makes a lot more sense

[storybookprincess]

i looooove seeing artists & writers proud of their work!!!!! i looooove captions & authors notes that say things like “i’m quite happy with this” “i love how this turned out” “i had so much fun making this”!!!!!! i loooooove when the act of creation is joyful & we take pride in what we make!!!!!!!!!!

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[mokeqveen]

If I had thousands of dollars I would pay you thousands of dollars for this it just makes my heart happy.

[kosmogrl]

[badjokesbyjeff]

It’s a five-minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a thirty-five minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.

[i-dont--wanna]

God dammit Jeff. I hate that I love it

[thebelchers]

[makrustic]

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[waandering]

[zandraart]

stardew valley