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[hu1ksmash]

#hu1ksmash. a written study of robert bruce banner, phD / 'the incredible hulk' of marvel comics. written by dru. portrayal inspirations include but are not limited to: early comics, the first two avengers movies and nothing after that, and some stuff i cooked up on a google doc with @kuhblooey and @011945. currently under construction. important note that my faceclaim is andrew garfield. it's important because the girls and the gays love him.

other links: meme tag. multi. magik. rules.

affiliates: ripley's natasha romanova. billy's bucky barnes.

open for shipping, but ripley is my exclusive nat and billy is my exclusive bucky, meaning that i will not write with other versions of these characters specifically.

[hu1ksmash]

i need you to know that bruce has 8 phds. in canon he has 7 but my bruce has 8 because he also has a phd in english lit. here they are:

applied physics

nuclear physics

medical physics/radiological science

engineering

biochemistry

biology / immunology

computer science

19th and 20th century english literature

[metalprompts]

*      ―    ﴾  𝚗𝚜𝚏𝚠  𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜  ﴿   :    𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒  𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐘  𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍.

personally ,   i’m  tired  of  the  secondhand  embarrassment.   so  here’s  a  random  assortment  of  nsfw  actions  and  dialogue  prompts  that  don’t  feel  too  over  the  top.   (  don’t  forget  to  add  [ reverse ]  if  you’d  like  to  see  the  receiver  perform  the  action.  )

actions.

[ PULL ]:  sender  pulls  receivers  hair.

[ HICKEY ]:  sender  gives  receiver  a  hickey.

[ TRAIL ]:  sender  leaves  a  trail  of  kisses  down  receivers  stomach.

[ HIPS ]:  sender  pulls  receiver  in  closer  by  the  hips.

[ KNEES ]:  sender  lowers  themselves  to  their  knees.

[ STRIPTEASE ]:  sender  teasingly  strips  their  clothes.

[ STRIP ]:  sender  undresses  receiver.

[ GRIND ]:  sender  grinds  on  receivers  thigh.

[ ORAL ]:  sender  goes  down  on  receiver.

[ PASSENGER ]:  sender  touches  receiver  while  sender  is  driving.

[ DRIVER ]:  sender  goes  down  on  /  touches  receiver  while  receiver  is  driving.

[ OVERSTIMULATED ]:  sender  repeatedly  making  receiver  orgasm.

[ PUBLIC ]:  sender  and  receiver  have  sex  somewhere  public.

[ CAR ]:  sender  and  receiver  have  sex  in  a  car.

[ CONTROL ]:  sender  is  riding  receiver  and  receiver  takes  control  by  guiding  their  hips.

[ SHY ]:  sender  covers  their  face  and  receiver  moves  their  hands  away.

[ EYES ]:  sender  makes  receiver  look  them  in  the  eyes.

[ BEG ]:  sender  begs  receiver  to  touch  /  fuck  them.

[ MORNING ]:  sender  wakes  receiver  up  with  sex.

[ STRADDLE ]:  sender  sits  in  receivers  lap  to  tease  them.

[ CAMERA ]:  sender  records  receiver.

[ RECORD ]:  sender  is  recorded  by  receiver.

[ MOUTH ]:  sender  puts  their  fingers  into  receivers  mouth.

[ LOVE ]:  sender  tells  receiver  they  love  them  during.

[ PUSH ]:  sender  pushes  receiver  onto  bed.

dialogue.

“ you  look  so  pretty  like  this.  “

“ i  want  to  spend  all  night  learning  every  sound  you  make. “

“ let  me  take  care  of  you. “

“ i’m  not  wearing  any  underwear  right  now. “

“ you’re  really  good  at  that. “

“ god,  you’re  so  wet  /  hard  …. “

“ i  think  about  you  when  i  touch  myself. “

“ tell  me  what  you  want. “

“ please  touch  /  fuck  me. “

“ i  love  teasing  you. “

“ touch  yourself  for  me. “

“ i  get  so  wet  /  hard  around  you. “

“ get  on  your  knees. “

“ you’re  such  a  tease. “

“ tell  me  you’re  mine. “

“ i’m  yours. “

“ i  want  you  to  cum  for  me. “

“ i  want  you  to  cum  in  me. “

“ i’ll  be  good,  i  promise. “

“ you’re  doing  so  good  for  me. “

“ you  feel  so  good. “

“ you  sound  so  pretty  when  you  moan. “

“ i  could  be  your  toy. “

“ fuck  me  like  you  love  me. “

“ i’m  gonna  cum- “

“ i  just  want  to  feel  something. “

“ i  wanna  be  on  top  this  time. “

[polarnoid]

bucky is in the middle of something. surely. for the past however many months he's been trying to get here. and he can't really understand it. being alive for so long and having little to no experience actually living makes a guy look stupid while trying to figure things out. but bruce is nice, patches him up when he's hurt. he's bought seemingly more ice cream that is there after a long day for no one else but for bucky. he does not flat out reject him when all bucky is doing is testing the waters. he finds bruce charming, and he wants to be in the middle of this.

so. now, he's doing it again. they're cooking. or attempting to cook, and all bucky has been doing is just...pushing the band, waiting for it to snap, slowly, slightly. he doesn't want to scare him off, he's just. trying. reaching for something that might make him feel remotely human. maybe. he reached out to grab...something. a spice of some kind, in his brain it was a great idea to just see how much could he be in bruce's space. (he's trying to be subtle, he's thought about being this close to him many times before. to no one's surprise he's thought about kissing bruce. he just hasn't found the perfect moment.) turns out bucky barnes is a romantic. has been this entire time. he's just not all that brave when it's this particular cute guy with brown eyes you can get lost in.

he's making this mental mapping of bruce's face, this unreadable expression. something between them, and bucky recognizes it. that little sound before the spark before dead leaves catch on fire. he's getting kissed. it's a sweet thing, and he's shocked only for a second. surprised. (super soldier instincts no where to be seen) there's half a gasp he swallows before he let's himself fall into place, kisses him back. his hand on his cheek, leans down to meet bruce half way. bucky is incredibly gentle, keeping the kiss soft. he's letting bruce set the pace. he only gets carried away by letting his hand rest on bruce's waist. breaks the kiss with the sweetest smile. "you know, i was waiting for the right moment to do that." it's a quiet little thing, genuine. the nervousness melted. gone away. kisses him again, soft still. just to confirm it's just as good the second time around. breaks only to see where it leaves them. eyes half lidded. his thumb idly rubbing his cheek.

[hu1ksmash]

"you were taking too long," bruce informs him solemnly. trying to hide his delight at bucky's confession. i was waiting for the right moment to do that. is the kgb's most feared assassin a romantic? that's....actually really cute. although bruce has to be honest, he doesn't know exactly when he stopped thinking about his houseguest as the winter soldier and started thinking about him purely as bucky. bruce's skin feels hot where bucky's hand is on his waist. ( he hopes bucky keeps his hand there forever, actually. )

bucky's eyes are so blue. cliche, romance-novel-cover blue. he's so -- pretty doesn't seem like the right word, exactly, doesn't seem like enough, but then, what is? he's pretty the way a single snowflake is to a blizzard.

if he felt tired before, well, he's wide awake now. bruce reaches up to tuck a strand of bucky's hair behind his ear, feeling like a thief, feeling like he's getting away with something. like any minute something's going to happen, bucky's going to come to his senses and say, sorry, i'm into captain americas, not scrawny little scientists with rage issues that i could theoretically snap like a twig. (not like that's hot. not like he's been thinking about that, at all.) but bucky hasn't said anything yet, and there's so little space between their mouths. he touches him so gently, it makes bruce a little dizzy. how long has it been, for him? how long has it been for bucky?

"is this..." bruce tries not to be at a total loss for words, but looking into the headlights of bucky's eyes is making it a little hard. "um. are you... is this... okay?"

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS THAT START WITH "I NEED..." *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

i need to go away for a while.

i need you to start trusting me.

i need things to go smoothly this time.

i need everyone to calm down.

i need you to stay with me.

i need to be something more than this.

i need you to listen to me.

i need you to stop talking and let me do this.

i need to tell you something serious, and it might scare you when i say it.

i need more out of this relationship than you're giving me right now.

i need a stiff drink.

i need to take a nap.

i need things to go my way for once.

i need better than you. i just didn't see that until right now.

i need answers.

i need a quick explanation.

i need at least five more minutes to finish getting ready.

i need your body against mine.

i need your tongue in my mouth.

i need you to fuck me.

i need my head to stop spinning.

i need to sit down for a second to catch my breath.

i need everyone to clear out of this room.

i need a change of clothes.

i need you to look at me when you're talking to me.

i need to leave this place and never come back.

i need to tell you something urgently.

i need you to shut up.

i need romance. i need passion.

i need you to give me more emotion.

i need your gun.

i need you to cover me.

i need this to go perfectly.

i need a win.

i need you in my life.

i need there to be more communication between us.

i need to know how you feel about me.

i need you to stop bullshitting.

i need to know if we're more than friends.

i need you. only you.

i need to get to a hospital.

i need you to put pressure on that wound.

i need you to keep talking to me.

i need more than you're willing to give me, and i think that's always going to be a problem with us.

i need someone better.

i need you to tell me what happened from start to finish.

i need to go to the bathroom.

i need a trash can.

i need someone to hold my hand.

[mcflymemes]

"MAYHEM" BY LADY GAGA PROMPTS *  assorted lines from the album, some slightly reworked to suit a roleplay format, adjust as necessary

there are no more tears to cry.

i heard you begging.

you're worse than you've ever been.

i can make you believe.

you reached out and no one's there.

keep your mind on the distance.

hold me in your heart tonight.

save me from this empty fight.

it's time to cast your spell.

feel the beat under your feet.

choose the road on the west side.

watch it burn.

don't waste time on a feeling.

use your passion.

go get your friends.

i can get you more.

you're out of candy.

i'm falling over in my nine inch heels.

i could be your girlfriend for the weekend.

you could be my boyfriend for the night.

feels like i've known you my whole life.

take a bite.

her friend is way more fun.

you can't hear her with the music on.

hit the lights.

i don't hurt at all.

i've become a notorious being.

you love to hate me.

i'm the perfect celebrity.

i'll show you mine.

i look so good.

once in a blue moon, i forget you.

you'll be mine.

do you see me now?

i've been waiting for you.

we were happy just to be alive.

can i vanish into you?

you wanna be cool, but you're making me mad.

bite my lip.

it tastes so good.

i'm gonna make you scream.

that's a matter of fact.

i'll be your fantasy.

you're gonna die tonight.

your girlfriend isn't here.

you look angry and tired, like you've been up for days.

you're an animal.

we're about to be up all night.

it just can't be this way.

i can't see straight.

my hands are tied.

i could be your type.

i think about you in my dreams.

i don't want you to stay.

they come on faster than they go.

i won't escape these thoughts in my head.

i need you tonight.

i don't wanna cry.

i'm gonna dance until i feel all right.

how bad do you want me?

you like the bad girl i got in me.

i got a tattoo for us last week.

you love the rush.

don't call tonight.

i can't believe all the things i just said.

i'm so addicted to your lies.

i can hear everything you're saying from here.

it's hard to blame you for your crimes when i have mine.

i can't get enough.

you've kept this secret for so long.

i know you're hungry.

hold me until i die.

we'll make it last.

how does a man like me love a woman like you?

forever's not enough.

i just woke up from a dream.

wherever you go, that's where i'll follow.

if the world was ending, i'd wanna be next to you.

our love's the only war worth fighting.

[mcflymemes]

"THE DEATH OF PEACE OF MIND" BY BAD OMENS PROMPTS *  assorted lines from the album, some slightly reworked to suit a roleplay format, adjust as necessary

can you see yourself?

everybody talks and gets around.

do you think it gets the point across?

in a second, all the pain is gone.

i said "it's enough."

i begged.

you never know if you'll get what you wish for.

we're trapped inside.

wouldn't it be nice to play the game?

you don't have to live in a disguise.

i want things that money can't buy.

you can try to kill me, but i can't fucking die.

why's this always gotta happen to me?

i should have known.

i never fail to never learn from mistakes.

we made it a pact.

you took it back.

hear me out. i'm sorry.

i've been around.

now you've got nowhere to run.

i'm too slow.

tell me what's mine.

are you ready?

i'm in the driver's seat.

it's too late to turn back now.

oh god, i tried, but i don't know how.

i wanna be someone you used to hate.

i went too far.

i'm drowning in a dream that i can't escape.

i lie to myself like it's not too late.

i'm convinced the past can still be changed.

it won't go off.

i made another mistake.

i miss the way you say my name.

will we both go home alive?

it wasn't hard to realize.

will we both be satisfied?

now i know my place.

look into my face.

when you look into the mirror, are you even there?

i don't know how long i'll be holding on.

i know your act is staged.

i think you've overstayed your welcome.

go the fuck away. don't come again.

it's hard enough being alone with myself.

i'm taking it slowly.

what's the difference?

i'm not okay, but i can try my best to just pretend.

i know the pain that you hide behind the smile on your face.

not a day goes by where i don't think i feel the same.

would you say i'm worthy?

i'm afraid of what i might say if you ask.

take off all your clothes.

i don't wanna play your games.

who are you?

it depends who's asking.

you're too good to be true.

i picked you up when you fell.

how can you live with yourself?

i know we said that sex isn't love, but it seems like enough for us.

i'm so sorry if i'm cynical.

it's time to wake up now.

i'm not the same.

you don't get to decide who gets replaced.

what do you want from me?

can you hear me through the white noise?

if i wanna be great, i don't wanna be me.

one look at your eyes and i cave in.

give me something beautiful.

i need another miracle.

what are we calling it?

what does it cost?

i love you to death, but i'm drowning.

[mcflymemes]

BEAUTIFUL CREATURES (2013) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary.

how do you believe in all this and still believe in god?

everybody has to deal with shit in their lives.

what do you think that is?

being human is feeling bad, it's feeling pissed off, it's feeling scared.

i yelled at you because i care about you.

that's what normal people do who love each other.

god gives us what we can handle, even if we don't believe it ourselves.

i pray every night that you don't go straight to hell.

i won't go straight to hell. i wanna stop off in new york first.

i just want to talk to you.

it's a gamble.

sacrifice won't take away pain and loss, but it wins the battle against bitterness.

i believe true sacrifice is a victory.

memories are erased.

i remembered you.

i remembered every moment we spent together.

everything came flooding back into my heart.

you still don't get it, do you?

i don't want to be any further away from you than i am right now.

one way or another, love is a risk for anybody.

go ahead. kill me.

i'm sick of listening to your family.

i have been going out of my mind for the past two weeks.

you know what? i don't care about them.

you are not going dark.

you are not losing me.

no matter what they do, no matter what they do to me, i'm still here.

i could hear the sound.

i was shattered.

no good can come from loving a mortal.

they can't survive in our world.

get out. go.

claim the light.

nothing can stay.

my family's different.

we do different things.

so, what, you're from europe?

my mom says there's two types of people who live here: the people too stupid to leave and the ones too stuck to move.

i'm agreeing with you!

i'm jut a dumbass mortal.

there's no way we're gonna figure this out unless you stop feeling so damn sorry for yourself.

go ahead. see where that gets you.

promise me one thing: it will be a perfectly normal human date.

i won't even call you after the date.

you've... heard of me?

as long as i live, i will never understand you creatures.

you have no real power.

you're gonna think i'm so uncool.

i don't think you're cool now.

is it good?

define good.

did you go for a run last night?

did it help you sleep?

you've got it all planned out! good for you!

i'm not afraid of you.

you can't help it, can you?

i never know whether you're insulting me or not.

if it makes any difference, i like you.

anything is better than a life standing still.

there are no coincidences.

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR THE ROMANCE OF BANTER, PLAYFUL SARCASM, AND USING JOKES TO HIDE HOW YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT THEM *  assorted dialogue, some of which have some implied sarcasm built in (so just feel free to specify with "/s" at the end of each line), adjust as necessary

admit it. you're in love with me.

if only i had someone to go out with...

a date would be really nice right about now.

i might reconsider if you bring me flowers.

were you being serious back there?

did you just try to impress me?

was that another joke, or were you telling the truth?

we agreed that if no one asked us, we'd go together.

keep telling yourself that!

here it comes! the big love confession i've been waiting for!

you've been in love with me since the day we met.

you visited me in my dreams last night.

i know you're in love with me. you just won't say it outloud.

we can't hide this forever.

don't make me beg.

if you weren't so cute, you'd be annoying.

you're not very good at hiding how you feel.

you've been staring at me for a long time now.

is that what you really think of me?

you have feelings for me. admit it.

so what if i've been lying this whole time? for good reason!

you don't make this whole love thing any easier.

you make life difficult.

you're a piece of work.

is that how you really feel?

you're lucky you're so cute.

you're not really going out with them, are you?

i thought we... nevermind.

consider me impressed.

am i annoying you right now?

you didn't like that comment, huh.

i was only kidding!

you wish we were kissing right now.

oh, you'd just love to hear me beg.

i love our little back and forth.

sooner or later we'll have to come clean about how we feel.

i'm not good at hiding my emotions.

when were you going to tell me you were in love with me?

i actually hate your guts.

keep talking like that and you'll see how i really feel.

can your head get any bigger?

was that a joke?

were you just playing with me?

you didn't actually mean that, right?

hang on. you didn't just say that.

that was a joke, right?

this is just how we are when we're together.

i tease you, you tease me.

you and i have always been like this.

if i'm not annoying you, what's the point?

i'm allergic to tickling.

they said we'd make a cute couple. can you believe that?

are you always this annoying?

if i kiss you, will you turn into a prince? yes, i'm implying you're a frog.

you're lucky i love you so much.

you take that back!

that was uncalled for!

this means war!

this calls for a duel!

i'm challenging you to an arm wrestle.

last one there is a rotten egg!

i'm not racing you!

stop looking at me like that.

you stare at me a lot.

i know, i know. i'm irresistable.

something on my face?

a little bird told me you're in love with me.

prove me wrong.

[alien-formed-on-earth]

[hu1ksmash]

#hu1ksmash -- a serious roleplay blog by dru.