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bruce banner commission i got a while ago from @ normanm
The fluorescent lights of the Hulk base in Visa Veda, New Mexico, hummed, casting long, sterile shadows across the concrete floor. Rick Jones, alias A-Bomb, sat perched on a crate in front of a bank of monitors, a half-empty can of Gamma Cola sweating in his hand. He was meticulously reviewing footage beamed from his network of miniature, levitating cameras ā his personal chronicling system for the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.ās adventures.
One of those tiny cameras, camouflaged as a small rock, was currently shadowing Skaar. Rick liked to keep an eye on the moody, green-skinned warrior ā you never knew when heād inadvertently stumble onto something interesting.
Today, "interesting" was a colossal understatement.
On the monitor, Skaar stood before the reinforced cell of the Leader, his usual stoic scowl etched on his face. The Leader, bathed in the eerie green glow emanating from his oversized cranium, was speaking in that chillingly calm voice of his.
āā¦oh yes!ā the Leader was saying, his eyes gleaming with a disturbing mix of triumph and madness. āYou not only have Hulkās DNA, Heās your biological father! You are truly his own flesh and gamma.ā
Rick choked. Gamma Cola exploded from his mouth, splattering across the monitors. He frantically dabbed at the screen with the sleeve of his A-Bomb hoodie, his eyes darting between the monitor showing Skaarās stunned reaction and his iPad, where he was live-streaming the whole shebang to his online audience.
Skaar's voice rumbled like distant thunder. "Hulk... is my father?"
Rick sputtered, his mouth working soundlessly. He glanced back at the camera feed. Skaar was rigid, his usual aggression momentarily eclipsed by disbelief. The Leader was practically vibrating with malicious glee.
This was⦠monumentally huge. The kind of revelation that shattered everything. Rick had seen some crazy stuff with the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. ā battling interdimensional warlords, smashing rogue asteroids, even dealing with Hulkās⦠less than graceful⦠attempts at baking. But this?
He looked back at his iPad. The comment section was exploding.
āOMG DID I JUST HEAR THAT RIGHT?!ā
āHULK IS A DAD?!ā
āSkaar is Hulkās SON?!ā
āRICK JONES YOU ARE A GENIUS!ā
Rick, for once, had no idea what to say. He opened his mouth, then closed it. He pointed at the iPad, then at the monitor showing Skaar. He looked back at his audience, his eyes wide and bewildered. He cleared his throat, the sound cracking nervously in the otherwise quiet room.
"Ummm..." he began, his voice trembling slightly. He fumbled for the right words, the enormity of the situation threatening to overwhelm him. "Well, folks... you... uh... you saw that, right? I mean... the Leader... Skaar... Hulk..."
He paused, desperately trying to gather his thoughts, his brain a tangled mess of gamma radiation, DNA strands, and paternity tests.
āUmmm,ā he repeated, still searching. He took a deep breath. "This is... uh... this is gonna be interesting.ā
He gave the camera a shaky thumbs-up, a nervous grin plastered on his face. "Stay tuned, true believers! This is⦠well, this is gonna change everything." Then, with a sigh, he muttered to himself, āHulk is gonna kill me.ā
Just read Immortal Hulk and holy shit one of the best comics of all time. Never thought anyone could get me to give a damn about the Hulk but here we are. Anyhow partner (and I tangentially) has been working on a Joe/Bruce and Peter fic about them ending up on the run together. Peter's really confused why his travel partner keeps gaining and losing an accent.
Today
A man tried mansplaining to me that Bruce Banner
Actually had a sister (who MCU She Hulk was supposed to be and 'that's why its fucked up')
Mansplain (literally the tone I got)
To me
The weirdo who was in a hulk server consisting of 30 ppl pouring over every inch of hulk media lore (comics, movies, and even the cartoons)
That Bruce Banner prominently had a sister.
I corrected him and said Jennifer was his cousin but as David Banner in 70s hulk (which I've seen every episode of) hulk had a sister, Helen Banner, and that show attempted at a spinoff which caused Jen to be created in the comics to protect IP,
Man then said no, Bruce had a sister in the comics.
To me
ME
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betty ross: i'm so annoyed at the people (men) in my life who keep romanticizing me and/or treating me as a maternal figure when i'm actually bitter and angry; my new hulk form will be something so repulsive and dangerous that anyone who sees it will be scared and put off
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Iām right
So a couple of people have been asking me to elaborate, and I will.
Set the wayback machine to 2012. You are in the movie theater and you hear Bruce Banner utter the line āI put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out.ā Pretty dark moment for our hero. You are understandably moved.
Fast forward to Infinity War, where we cut to Banner literally slapping himself in the face to get the Hulk to come outāitās supposed to be funny, but itās so jarring because this is the same guy who tried to kill himself to get rid of Hulk.
Disregarding the argument that ācharacter developmentā may have happened between movies (because. It didnāt), I posit the reason we have such a neutered Bruce Banner today is due at least in part to Disneyās continuous ownership of the MCU. In the comics, Banner is suicidal, has DID, had an abusive childhood, has a LONG history of being tortured by the military, etc. We nearly touched on that in the very terrible 2008 Hulk film, which, surprise surprise, was shot well before Disney took up ownership. Itās almost as if Disney didnāt want to be associated with topics such as mental illness and military torture, because it looks bad for marketability. Hence why we brush over said topics in the later films, and have inherited a more sanitized, kid-friendly Bruce Banner who is now also the Hulk and gives tacos to people and takes selfies and :))))
And of course, weāre seeing the same shit happen today with other types of media and internet content. In the case of the latter, thereās absolutely no talking about mental illness, nsfw content, or anything deemed problematic by an arbitrary site algorithm because advertisers donāt want to look bad by being associated with such thingsātheyāve got products to sell, anyways! Canāt have barbeque tiddies on this flashy new cryptocurrency theyāre trying to beguile you into getting or whatever
I hope that clarifies a few things. Iām not saying itās a causal relationship, but signs point to a more sanitized media culture related to this particular snowball effect.
i don't think the hulk exists due to gamma radiation. i think getting 7 PhDs just does that to you
Jack about to tell a bunch of heavily armed men who work for a highly classified government operation that heās actually a reporter who broke in:
people in the incredible hulk: david banner died in a lab fire
david banner: [internally] god i wish
Skaar is three apples tall
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actually whenever i tell people that bruce even has children they're stunned but yeah he had four? teenage children and had four teen sidekicks over the years and he's abandoned all of them. repeatedly.
(pls ignore the fact that i cant draw i just had to take this shit of a joke out of my head)
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