Dr. Grandpa Chol Lance Keligh Fishshoulder M.D.

Ph.d (insurance broker) | member of the officalverse parliament (party of respect) |better than grandpa-official

[grandpa-offical]

I've decided to make a special blog for myself, Dr. Grandpa Chol. This is where I will go insane. For I am a grandfather to many grandkids and a few mental issues.

I am an old grey man living my wildest dreams after retiring from my empire I built over decades of hard work (for my ungrateful lazy grandkids).

From sweet home Alabama!

In my 70-80s lost count some where in between and haven't tried to figure it out since.

Woke grandpa.

Profile picture from @drawings-offical thanks!

Sticker by @thisdastampdoesnotexist

The fam below!

@ant-offical

@kind-grandma-offical

@bowie-official

@cool-wine-aunt-offical

@immortal-bcz-i-have-plot-armour

@zookeeper-official

@unaware-offical

@clotheslinesoverwater (my pet fly)

@siler-city-official

@toaster-waffle-offical

@spookyboiink (the most annoying one)

(Will add more as I remember who is in the family)

Grandpa lore for those who care

My name can be found carved into the bathroom stall at camp half blood.

This is a joke accout please don't take anything I say seriously (or do I cant stop you).

Images of my likeness:

@offical-fanartist-offical and @snail-offical

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[satan-offical]

my full name is satan cupcake and no one will believe you

[random-thoughts-offical]

I once sat on a man

Kindly,

@grandpa-offical

Were you babysitting or were you just bored

[grandpa-offical]

Unclear

[random-thoughts-offical]

Wuh

[grandpa-offical]

Dont worry about it

[random-thoughts-offical]

I once sat on a man

Kindly,

@grandpa-offical

Were you babysitting or were you just bored

[grandpa-offical]

Unclear

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[grandpa-offical]

I can recall all events in my life ask me about them

[kingkit7734]

Have you ever angered a deity?

[starlights-prism]

Personally I’ve interacted with a few gods in my time, so I might be able to help!

Usually having a high charisma score is a great start to gain a positive impression. From there, I’d try making some kind of tribute in their honor. A song or poem usually works, or perhaps a piece of artwork?

I won the favor of multiple chaos gods plus a sun god using this method!

ignore the fact that one of them tried to sacrifice me afterwards

[grandpa-offical]

I can recall all events in my life ask me about them

[kingkit7734]

Have you ever angered a deity?

[grandpa-offical]

At least 3.

[officially-bbc-news]

Have you ever put mayonnaise in tea?

[grandpa-offical]

My grandchildren did once. It was foul

[grandpa-offical]

cool fishing stories go:

I once threw a worm in the water and a fish went to catch it and jumped straight into my mouth, I was startled and I swallowed it whole.

[grandpa-offical]

I can recall all events in my life ask me about them

[kingkit7734]

Have you ever angered a deity?

[grandpa-offical]

At least 3.

[grandpa-offical]

I can recall all events in my life ask me about them

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[grandpa-offical]

Head spinning with old people smell

[dogpuppy]

[toxifoxx]

rips open my "I 💖 MY WIFE" shirt to reveal a second identical "I 💖 MY WIFE"" shirt underneath

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes